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umm... i am griffinsclaw. but if you call me griffinsclaw i shall hit you with a large peice of cheese. you must refer to me as griff, or if you know me you may call me talon, because thats my name, dont wear it out. if you do i will feed you cheese until you explode.


Wednesday, July 27, 2005


   hey i turned into a light bulb!
its true thats why i havn't been here in a long time. its hard to type when you are a lightbulb, but i managed to type this over the course of 6 months. actually im lying. if i was a lightbulb that could type i would be typing HELP HELP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I TURNED INTO A LIGHTBULB!!! anyway the reason i havn't been here for 6 months is that i was working on my other site (geocities.com/bloodofthegriffin) and tottaly forgot about this one. im still working on my other site its just that... well... i make a lot of stuff for it and then i'm too lazy to upload it... anyway im working on the day calendars for this year and i promise to hold myself at gunpoint and make me upload them. by the way, monkey turds. and you cant show the process by which they come into this world on robot chicken. i leave you with this: i dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
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Saturday, December 18, 2004


   lalala
i havnt gone on the comp for a while... so ummm... monday is steer all conversations tward how you like the room your in day... maybe ill put a calendar on my other site... well bye
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004


   soy is for putting in explosives so that they taste bad
soy stuff tastes like crap. they make stuff out of it and call it soy stuff but it all tastes like crap. soy milk is actually soy juice. no soybean has udders. they but soy juice next to my milk in the isles to make the milk feel bad about itself. michal jacksons skin got bleached cus he drank too much soy juice. i have the internet.
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Saturday, November 6, 2004


   hi from the hi to the nebekenezzer
umm i did stuff with the cheese and i have the internet
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Monday, October 4, 2004


   umm...
so i was like "you wanna go bitch?" and he was like "bring it on bitch! I'm gonna kick your ass!" and i was like "id like to see you try!" so he pulled out a baseball bat and started swinging it at me and then i pulled out the tetsuiga and killed him with the windscar but i didnt want to go to jail so i paid off santa to get some of his elves to make the witnesses "disappear" and then i hid his body on the moon and that is why it's made of cheese.
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