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Sunday, December 12, 2004


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yea.. it's 1:47 am over here i just finished watching anime from 7:00 p.m to 1:30 a.m. and then decided to play video games which my dad was not pleased about so i sit here writing this... FMA rocked!! ed is officially a alchemist now!! wahoo ok ok on with the story:

Hiei sat in the middle of his room with the camera on his lap and three tapes by him, one blank one, one marked ‘Kurama,’ and one marked ‘Yusuke.’ He inserted the blank one into the camera.

“Now, the torture starts!” Hiei exclaimed as he stood up. He held the camera up to show his face and then walked out of his room and down the hall. “Now, for Part Three of my documentary... Kuwa-chan! Since Kuwabara’s a pretty boring guy, we can’t really observe his daily activities like Kurama, and he doesn’t really do anything with his physical appearance, so I can’t get any secret concoctions like Urameshi. So, we’ll just have to booby-trap his room and watch him set them all off!” Hiei smirked. “Heh, heh. He keeps his door locked so that no one can get inside, and the lock’s unpickable. I’ve tried. But! Never fear, for Hiei’s here! I snuck the extra key from Koenma and made a copy!” Hiei held up a little gold key in front of his face, and grinned evilly. Then he turned the camera to show Kuwabara’s door.

“Heh, heh. Sorry, Kuwa-chan! You shouldn’t have trusted that little toddler with your extra key...” he said as he inserted the key into the lock. “As Botan would say, Bingo!” he muttered when the lock clicked. He swung the door open. It was much like his room back in the Ningenkai, with posters of the Reikai Tantai all over the walls.

Hiei set the camera on a shelf, giving a wide view of the room. He disappeared for a moment, then came back with a huge black box marked ‘Pranks for Bakas.’ He rummaged around a bit, and then came up with a bunch of small discs. He held them up to the camera. “These are musical discs. They play really creepy ghost-y music. I set them up around the room and place a sensor at the doorway, so when Kuwabara unlocks the door, it automatically starts to play,” he explained. He proceeded to stick them in various places around the room and ran a wire through to each of them. The wire was then connected to a small sensor that was placed in the lock.

Hiei went back to his ‘Pranks for Bakas’ box and rummaged around some more. He triumphantly pulled out a can of paint and held it up for the camera to see. “Black paint! I paint the walls, ceiling, and the floor, so it looks like he walked into a different dimension. And he’s such an idiot that he would believe it, too!”

After Hiei had painted all of the walls, the ceiling, and the floor black, he walked over to the camera. “Now, for the grand finale. I will insert a frame right inside the door, so when Kuwabara walks through it, he’ll feel those chills that he always gets when he feels ‘spirits’ around. He left the room and came back carrying a metal frame with what looked like a thin sheet of ice suspended in it. He carefully set it aside and picked up the box and carried it out of the room. He came back carrying a mini camera. “These cameras are connected so I can get everything on tape. I would just hide the camera like last time, but people will start to get suspicious if I’m in the control room when Kuwabara starts to scream like a girl, so I’ll just leave the mini in here. Of course, they’ll probably suspect me anyway, but at least this way the tape won’t be destroyed.”

Hiei fastened the mini camera to a corner in the ceiling where it was enveloped by the shadows. He went over to his precious camera and walked out of the room with it, returning to put the frame in the doorway, disable the light switch, and lock the door. “Now the fun begins,” Hiei stated with a smirk on his face. “Kuwabara should be coming back in about five minutes.” With that, he swiftly ran down the hall toward the safety of his room.

^_^

Kuwabara walked down the hall toward his room. He had spent the good part of the day trying to convince Shizuru that he wasn’t trying to run out on his chores, but Botan was making everyone stay in the Reikai for a while. He just wanted to take a well deserved nap. He took out his little golden key as he reached his bedroom door and as he unlocked it, the creepy music started to play. Kuwabara paused for a minute. “Weird...” he said as he shook his head. “Must be hearing things again...” He opened the door to reveal what looked like an endless space. Kuwabara cautiously stepped through the door and froze, having walked through the frame in the doorway. “Gah! The spirits have come for me!” he yelled, his shrieks echoing through the large palace.

Yusuke and Kurama were in Koenma’s office when they heard Kuwabara yell. They looked at each other and nodded. “Hiei,” they said in unison as they sprinted out the door.

Kuwabara stepped back through the door and into the hall, slamming the door and leaning on it, breathing heavily. Yusuke and Kurama sprinted up to him. “The spirits have invaded my room! They’re out to get me!” Kuwabara yelled at them.

“Move,” Yusuke said exasperatedly, pushing him aside. He opened the door and shined a flashlight inside. Knocking the frame over, he stepped inside and pinched his nose. “Geeze, Kuwabara! Hiei painted everything black! Can’t you smell the paint fumes?!”

Kuwabara face faulted, then composed himself. “I knew it was Hiei all along. I just wanted to give you a scare,” he said, sticking his nose up in the air.

“Yeah, sure...” Yusuke said.

Kurama smiled. “I think I’ll just go and find Hiei,” he said as he walked off.

Yusuke followed him, shaking his head and trying not to laugh at Kuwabara.

^_^

In his room, Hiei was laughing with mirth. “That was... heh heh... that was priceless!” he gasped, tears running down his face from laughing so hard. “I’m glad I got this on tape! That look on Kuwabara’s face! Ha!” Hiei dissolved into another fit of laughter, so he didn’t notice Kurama and Yusuke walk into the room, the latter of the two wearing a death glare.

“Hiei!” Yusuke yelled. Kurama merely stood aside, an amused look on his calm features.

Hiei turned around, trying to hold in his laughter. “I see you... heh heh... found my little... heh heh... prank?” he asked, now hiccupping from his failed attempts to stop laughing.

“And I suppose you got it all on tape, ne?” Yusuke asked, voice lowered, but a vein popping dangerously on his forehead.

Hiei made a mock face of betrayal. “Who, me?”

Yusuke glared at him, and Kurama was still off to the side, actually looking like he was trying not to laugh.

“Oh, come on, Urameshi, don’t get your boxers in a wad. You’re going to thank me someday when we all watch these videos and get a good laugh,” Hiei said.

Yusuke just huffed and walked out of the room.

“Three... two... one...” Hiei counted.

Yusuke stuck his head back into the room. “Was it really funny?” he asked, a semi sheepish look on his face.

Hiei broke out in a grin. “Oh yeah! The look on his face was priceless!”

Hiei inserted the tape into the VCR he had in his room, and the three boys dissolved into fits of laughter.

Kuwabara stormed into the room, looking more than a little peeved. “What are you guys laughing at?!” he all but yelled, silencing their laughs. They all slowly turned their heads toward Kuwabara.

“Hey, Kuwabara! What’s up?” Yusuke asked. “Any more spirits try to attack you?” And with that, they all snickered, save Kuwabara.

“For your information, I wasn’t really scared,” Kuwabara said disbelievingly.

“Sure you weren’t,” Hiei said, rolling his crimson eyes. “Just wait until I send a copy of this to Yukina! She’ll get a kick out of it!”

Yusuke snickered, and Kurama went back to the calm, impassive look, but he still had an amused gleam in his eyes.

Kuwabara stared at Hiei in horror. “You wouldn’t-”

“Oh, I think I would, Kuwa-chan! Everyone knows Yukina hasn’t had her share of laughs, and I think this will just about do it!” Hiei said, waving the tape in the air mockingly.

“Give that!” Kuwabara said, making a swipe for the tape.

“Say please,” Hiei said in a sing-song voice.

“Just give me the damn tape, Hiei,” Kuwabara said, again making a swipe at the tape, but Hiei was too fast. (A/N: Duh! He’s Hiei)

“Ya want it? Go and get it!” Hiei said, throwing the tape out into the hall. Kuwabara charged for it, and Hiei was waiting in turn to slam the door in Kuwabara’s face when he turned around to come back in.

“Hey, open this door, you little shrimp! You scared of me? Well, you should be, cause when I get through with you, you’re tiny little brain’s going to be bashed out!” Kuwabara yelled through the door.

Hiei shook his head. “Poor thing. He must have gotten dropped when he was a small child and it knocked something loose up there. Oh, well. Who wants to watch the copy?”

And with that, Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei turned back to the screen to watch Kuwabara’s little escapade with the ‘spirits,’ ignoring Kuwabara yelling himself hoarse outside the door.

ok ok i know it's not like hiei to refer to kuwabara as kuwa-chan BUT it's not really like hiei to carry around a camera and pull pranks on everyone either (excluding Kuwabara) so yea that's just how it goes.. hope ya enjoyed!

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