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Saturday, December 11, 2004


A few Posts
hey everyone! how are you? i'm going shopping today for junk does anyone know what to get for guys?? cuz i have nooo clue.
ok yay 3rd chap's up! read the 1st 2 if u haven't already (and yes i kinda forgot yusuke's prank isn't done yet so it will be focused on hair but this is the last time ^^ i promise):
Hiei walked into the camera control room with Puu. Despite how he teased the little spirit monster, he was actually quite fond of him.

“I’m not going to miss out on this action. I’ve hooked up my trusty little camera up to the main security system here in the Reikai, so we can watch everything live from here,” Hiei said to Puu. He switched on the screen, giving a clear view of Yusuke’s room. Hiei rubbed his hands together. “Let the fun begin!” he said.

^_^

Yusuke tore the note off the end of his bed and threw it away. He walked into the bathroom and out of view from the camera, however running water could be heard.

He came out of the bathroom with a glass of water in his hand and walked over to the dresser. He then picked up the bottle of super glue and put three drops of super glue into the glass of water. He poured the water/super glue mixture in another bottle that resembled an alcohol flask. He shook the bottle vigorously and then poured a little bit on his hand and rubbed it in his hair, slicking it back into his regular style.

“Helloooo, handsome!” he said to himself into his mirror, smiling.

^_^

“Yes!” Hiei exclaimed. “This is perfect blackmailing material!” Hiei said to Puu. “Now we wait until he leaves his room, and then we go and get the camera!” Puu made a tisking noise, as if to scold Hiei for doing this to his master, but he had an amused gleam in his eyes like he was half way enjoying it.

They watched as Yusuke walked out of his room, presumedly to go bug Koenma.

“Now, my friend, we get the tape!” Hiei said as he switched the screen off. He walked out of the room and motioned for Puu to follow. The little spirit monster flew and landed on Hiei’s head.

“Hey, c’mon, Puu. Get off. You know I have a reputation to keep!” Hiei protested, looking cross-eyed at the top of his head, trying to see Puu. Puu made a noise that sounded like a laugh. “Puu! Get off!” Hiei said as he lifted Puu off his head. “There, now, you just fly behind me like a good little... whatever you are,” Hiei said.

They reached Yusuke’s room and ducked inside. “Now then Puu, would you do me a big favor and fly up there and get the camera for me?” Puu looked at Hiei for a moment before flying up to the light fixture where the camera was located. Puu tried to lift the camera, but he was not expecting it to be that heavy, and so he dropped it.

“Ahh! My precious tape!” Hiei said, running and catching it. “Phew! That was close! Can’t have my blackmail material being destroyed.”

Hiei started to turn around and walk out the door, when he saw a very angry Yusuke.

“What are you doing in my room?” Yusuke demanded. “And what’s with that camera? What are you up to, Hiei?” Puu flew up on his head.

“Uh... I... I... I heard Puu in here... uh... scratching at the door... yeah!... and... and... I was letting him out, and I just happened to have this here camera because... because... Botan gave it to me to record missions, so I was just going to Koenma’s to... ask for more batteries! Uh, yeah!” Hiei stuttered.

“You’re lying,” Yusuke said. “First of all, Puu was not in my room, he was with you. Don’t know why, ‘cause you’re such an idiot.”

“Hey!” Hiei protested.

Yusuke went on, ignoring Hiei. “And even if he was in here, he knows how to open doors. Second of all, Koenma’s office is on the other side of the building, so you wouldn’t be walking by my room. And finally, that camera doesn’t need batteries. Koenma’s not as stupid as he looks. He made that camera so that it wouldn’t need batteries, electricity, or charging.”

“Oh! I think I hear my mother calling, so I’ll talk to you later! Bye, Urameshi!” Hiei said as he raced out the door at his amazing speed.

Yusuke stood there, Puu still on his head. “Poor Hiei, still under his mother’s- hey wait!” Yusuke ran out the door. “You don’t have a mother!!!” he yelled, running after Hiei.


^_^


“Hey, Koenma!” Hiei said as he rounded the corner and into the young prince’s office.

Koenma looked up from his piles of paperwork. “Hello, Hiei. What’s the matter?”

Hiei ducked behind the vid-screen. “Hey, listen, Koenma. If Yusuke comes in here looking for me, do me a favor and don’t tell him where I am. Send him on a wild goose chase or something, ok?”

“Sure, whatever,” Koenma said as he went back to his paperwork.


^_^


Fifteen minutes later, Yusuke was still looking for the fire demon. “Damn you, Hiei! I can’t even sense your energy anywhere! I’m not playing hide and seek with you!”

Yusuke came into Koenma’s office. “Koenma! Have you seen that little flea Hiei anywhere?”

Once again, Koenma looked up from his work. “Hello to you too... yeah, he’s behind the vid-screen,” he said as he went back to the work that seems to never end.

“Oooh, I’m going to get you for that one, Koenma. Lesson 1 for hiding from Urameshi: never leave it up to a toddler to hide you and shut up about it,” Hiei grumbled under his breath.

Yusuke walked over to where Hiei was curled up in the corner behind the vid-screen. “HIEI!!! Did you get my secret hair gel recipe on that tape?”

“...No...,” Hiei said. “Of course not! Why would I use this tape to black mail you?”

“Hiei, give. me. the. camera,” Yusuke hissed through his teeth while glaring at the crimson-eyed demon.

“No! Never!” Hiei said, pulling the camera closer.

Yusuke pretended to grab for the camera, but as Hiei turned to protect it, he snatched Hiei’s precious sword away. “Hiei, if you want to keep this sword, give me the tape. Or else I’ll break it in half and tell Kurama that you broke your sword. Again.”

“No! My sword! Please don’t break it! If Kurama finds out that I broke another sword, he’ll kill me!” Hiei whimpered.

Yusuke smirked. “Ok, then. I’ll make a trade. Your sword in exchange for that tape,” Yusuke said.

Hiei sniffled, eying his sword warily. “Ok, but you give me my sword first.”

“We’ll hand them over at the same time on the count of three,” Yusuke said.

“Fine, but I get to count,” Hiei said.

“Can you even count that high?” Yusuke said mockingly.

“Shut up. Ok, one... two... three!” Hiei said, pushing the tape toward Yusuke and grabbing his sword.

Yusuke dropped the tape on the ground and smashed it with his foot. “There, now my secret hair gel recipe is still safe, because no one will believe you if you tell anyone,” Yusuke said.

Hiei stared at the tape in horror. “My tape! I spent a lot of time on that documentary!”

“Oh, well,” Yusuke said over his shoulder as he walked out of the room.

Koenma, George, and the other onies were all standing around, looking at either Yusuke or Hiei in shock. “What was that all about?” George asked.

“Hiei’s been going around and taping people,” Koenma replied. “Oh, and Hiei? I’m really sorry about giving your hiding spot away, I guess I sort of forgot with all my paperwork and all.”

“Heh. It’s ok, that was a decoy tape. I was expecting something like that to happen, so when I was running from Urameshi, I switched the tapes,” Hiei said triumphantly as he walked out the room.

Koenma shook his head. “As long as he doesn’t tape me, I want to see that when he’s done. It should be hilarious!” And with that, he went back to his work.

Hope ya liked it!!
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