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Hiya, I'm Etaru Kaumoto! I'm an otaku of all trades who really enjoys reading/watching romances, comedies, and many manga genres. I also love gaming, novel reading, web surfing, motorcycle riding, sleeping, EATING, snowmobiling, drawing, hanging with friends, and most recently: cosplaying. It's a passion, it burns through my wallet faster than a Buy 2 Get One Free manga sale, I love it, and it's introduced me to so many great people!

I'm a pure-bred Russian and will soon be trilingual (English, Russian, and some Spanish). I attend a private university majoring pre-medicine and am on my college's Speech&Debate team, so don't mind me if I get long-winded. xD

Now for some general rules of this site:

- Please feel free to sign my guestbook, but don't do it just to say "Check out my site!!" Advertise elsewhere.

- If you added me, don't expect me to add you back just for the hell of it. Give me my due of a proper introduction.

- I rarely respond to daily "how you doin" PM's, mostly because I'm not ON this site every day, so after a while, your PM's will be outdated ^_^;

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Saturday, November 24, 2007


   Playing in a winter wonderland!
We had our first "real" snowfall of the winter just under a week ago, and it's become cold enough that the snow actually stays on the ground without melting. Naturally, I'm elated! So at the random suggestion of my photographer friend Vince ("unforgivenmind" on deviantart.com) and a similar fanart I saw a while ago, I did a photoshoot of Kosmos swimsuit in the snow!

The lighting was PERFECT, I could not have asked for better timing at sunset. Had we gone any earlier, we would've lost the gorgeous golds and shadows, and any later would have been dark. Granted, I was sitting in the snow so I was COOOLLDDDD! xD I hope I didn't get frostbite on my hiny...lol One is up in my gallery now, but I'll upload more as I get through uploading and editing them.

Song of the day: Apocalyptica - "Fade to Black"

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007


   Busy busy busy... and AO
So, the last week and a half has been hellz and a half for me. The forensics team has kept me uber-busy, academics are getting more difficult as the semester progresses, but our last Forensics meet for the semester will be this weekend, so our workload will be cut in half for December at least^^;

Little to no cosplay has gotten done, however, I have upped my workload for AO with a new little costume (go figure with me huh? XD) It's a surprise for a friend who will be first-time goer to Anime Oasis, and save for the wig styling, shouldn't be difficult to draft at all.

As of now, I have the plane tickets, con ticket, and room reserved, so AO is a definite go! ^.~

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Monday, October 22, 2007


   Study, study, debate, sleep, in that order...
Argh, I've been so exhausted with classes, debate team, little sleep, and just life in general...

But good things come too! Mythrin and I ordered our plane tickets to Anime Oasis - marking it as "official" ^^ - she'll get her con admission ticket next week, and after my debt card comes in I'll jump on reserving a room. Fun fun stuffs thar. I've had a little more progress on sewing my costume, but I won't be touching it for another two weeks what with Halloween already almost here, and a debate tournament coming up this week.

Speaking of which, I'm very excited to be going back to Idaho where the Albertsons college will be hosting a Forensics tourney, and I'll get to hang with my man! This journal is kids-friendly, so I'll have to post all the "juicy details" on my LJ ^_~ lmao
Regardless, wish me best of luck in whoopin sum arsh wid bad grammar and a case of Mt. Dew to live off of! XD

Song of the day: Kanye West - "Stronger"

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Thursday, October 11, 2007


   Cosplay Update
Hope you guys liked the excerp from Maxim Magazine, some funny stuff there (and some that makes you kind of wonder where they get their statistics...XP).

But minor update time! As always, Nan Desu Kan was THE convention of the year for me, making me plan costumes for a group next year already. However, my goals are now set on Anime Oasis Nana in Boise, ID in March. I've already started work on my big winter project, and will try to lap up time for the other two smaller projects inbetween, though I assure you both will be done ^_~ The group I'm getting together for a skit at AO will be a dream, and the wonderfully talented Koi, a friend from out of state, will go as my double (er, twin XP), while my dear Mythrin will be an adorably tan minion (kekeke tan Irish...kekeke). I'll post more info on that as we get closer to it.

As for cosplay plans themselves, I do have two (well, three...) definites to finish for AO - including a new KOS-MOS! - as well as a year-long tentative list. Here's the list, though as a general warning, this list could VERY easily be expanded upon, shrunk, or completely altered depending on finances, current interests, and friends' requests:

- The Rider (Fate Stay/Night) ~~ My friend Bryan, a photographer in Australia and The Archer cosplayer, thought I'd make a mean Rider, so we'll see how that goes. Personally, I adore her design and character, and if you've ever seen Mythrin and I watch Fate Stay AMV's, we squeal every time Rider shows up^^ (and The Archer, but that's a different story....XD)

- Athrun Zala (Gundam SEED) ~~ Isn't he the sexiest thing alive? haha Besides being constantly fascinated by his character and mentality, my friend Teca mentioned a want too make Cagalli. So why not hit up a great character, AND have a shoulder for her to hang off of?

- Misaki Jurai (Tenchi Muyo OVA) ~~ How doesn't love this woman? When the girls of Last Chance Miyu asked me to be in a group with them, I was elated! As it seems my favorite Washu is taken, Misaki was my next obvious choice. (No idea why I love her? Watch: http://youtube.com/watch?v=F1vhbxPs8cI&mode=related&search= )

- Amy Sorel (Soul Calibur II & III) ~~ I never thought much of this character until I played SolCal and liked her back story; I guess it also helped that I had a little figurine of her staring at me for several days straight after NDK! XD A couple friends want to make SolCal costumes for 2008 as well, so a group wouldn't be out of the question.

- Helba (.hack//Infection) ~~ My favorite player in the .hack franchise, hands down. I've been eyeing her design ever since I played .hack//Mutation way back when, and she may now be possible to make at my skill level.

- Night Elf (World of Warcraft) ~~ The idea of making a WoW group flew around at NDK, and unfortunately, followed us home ^^; Although I don't play WoW, I've adored the character design of night elves for quite some time now, and group pressure may force me to make this a definite for next NDK (children, this is exactly why you shouldn't bully XD). Watch for Epic Lawlz Cosplay next year!

- Franziska von Karma (Phoenix Wright) ~~ At request from my friend Ello to match her PW cosplay in '08. I'm highly amused at the character's personality, but more so that she thinks I'd make a good Franziska xD

- Nana (Elfin Lied) ~~ After seeing this macabre anime, Mythrin and I SWORE to cosplay from it! Nyu's dark persona caught Myth's fascination , while Nana's cute personality and big eyes caught hold of me. Though I'd also love to try making Lucy's first appearance outfit: helmet, bandages, blood... It'll happen...someday...

- Stellar Loussier (Gundam SEED Destiny) ~~ A big maybe, but something I'd like to try nonetheless. I fell in love with both her pink uniform, and the blue dress she's first seen in, and although her finale was bullcrap, I still love the girl^^

Hmmm.... I think that's about it. This is quite a long costume list, so I don't expect even half of it to go through, but it's nice to dream ^^ Please feel free to comment on any of the following, or add your own suggestions to the list :)

Song of the day: Matchbox 20 - "Unwell"

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Thursday, October 4, 2007


   For men and women alike
This was a list taken from Maxim Magazine's 100 Things About Women (that men should read^^)
If you're like me, you'll get such a kick out of it!

100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.

98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.

96. Jewelry. Now you always knkow what to get her for a last-minute gift.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

93. Girls who say, “I love sports!” are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.

92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.

89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

88. “If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.”—Claire, 27

87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts—and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.

86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.

85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years, so unless she’s Norwegian, her towhead might be bottled.

84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute—scientific proof most women are decent in bed.

83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.

82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

81. The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.

79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

78. “I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me or cuddle after I’ve come. Wait five minutes.”—Erin, 21

77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.

74. “Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom.”—Suzy, 31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

71. “Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do—lower abdomen, nipples—we just get rid of them.”—Katie, 26

70. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.

69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.

68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana, lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114 males for every 100 females.

67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

65. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.

64. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes.

63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for their honeymoon.

62. A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.

61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.

59. “When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator.”—Lauren, 35

58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.

57. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.

56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” says Evie, 22.

53. According to the American Association of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolie’s lips were the most requested celebrity feature among all female patients in 2004.

52. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.

51. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.

50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

48. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.

47. According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to 34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you losers.

46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Jäger helps.

45. Twenty-three percent of this magazine’s readers are women.

44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.

41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.

40. About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble.

39. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

38. Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.

37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.

36. “At one point or another, I’ve gone through your things looking for any evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards, mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this stuff before letting me in your apartment. It’s not about trust; it’s about curiosity, and it drives us crazy till it’s been satiated.”—Caroline, 28

35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

34. Chick rock strikes a deeply primal chord inside women while simultaneously revolting men. Just sit back and let her sing the Sarah McLachlan or Ani DiFranco song. It’s only about four minutes long.

33. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing. Shasta!

32. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

31. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.

30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21

29. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.

28. Breast augmentation surgery has grown by 257 percent since 1997. The most popular size? C-cup. As if you didn’t know.

27. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage.

26. Put down the Drakkar and grab a box of Good & Plenty. Women are turned on by the scent of black licorice.

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.

23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.

22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.

20. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

19. The more piercings she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.

18. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.

17. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.

14. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.

13. “Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.”—Elena, 28

12. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

11. She likes one of your friends.

10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

9. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

8. Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair, according to L’Oréal (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other 40 percent).

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.

6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)

5. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.

4. Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

2. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.


Song of the day: tATu - "All the Things She Said"

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