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You came all this way so atleast sign my guest book or say hello...You may add me as a friend. But if you dont ever come back and say hello then i will delete you... Im just kidding im not a jerk like that i never delete anyone. But if you delete me ill find you while you sleep so soundly! NO i wont do that either. Too much jail time would be served... Ya i know i crack myself up!! ENJOY
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Sunday, January 22, 2006

   Ok i used to come to my site...

Religiously evreyday and post... Ya i know ive been slacking off a little. I will be surprised if you all have not deleted me. So i basicially can write whatever i want cuz no one will see it! He he! Sorry i havent been to anyones sites lately. Bad Heather!!! I will be visiting evreyones sites this week. So hopefully you didnt all forget about me. Allright you all have a good day!

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Thursday, January 5, 2006

   Over time evreyone has completly...

stopped coming to my page. I went from getting a bunch of comments to 4 then 3 then 2 then 1 now none. Seriously it went in that order. Man i stop going to sites for like 2 weeks cuz my family was here then i magicially stop getting people coming to my site. Im thinking of making a new site. Do any of you come anymore?? Let me know!

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Sunday, January 1, 2006

Hey guys..

Im back! Bet you all missed me!! Ha ha i missed me 2. Happy new year evreyone...

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Monday, December 19, 2005

   Merry Christmas!

Im not gonna be on for a while during the holidays! So i just wanted to write a quick post to let evreyone know to have a good holiday season!!!

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

   What a day!!!

Heres a clean funny joke!
so a guy gets pulled over for speeding.

the officer asks the man for his lincese.

The man tells theofficer that his license was suspended after his 5th DUI.

The officer then asks the man for the vehicles registration.

The man tell the officer that he did not see it in the glove box when he put his gun in there.

The officer then asks the man why he put a gun in the glove box.

The man said that so i knew where it was so i could get rid of the weapon i used to kill the lady in the trunk.

The officer asks why there is a woman in the trunk.

The man then tells the officer that she was the owner of the car and he used his gun to kill her then put her body in the trunk.

The officer is concerned now and calls his supervisor in for back up.

When the supervisor gets there he asks the man for his license.

The man gives it to the supervisor. Its valid.

The supervisor then asks for the registration.

The man opens the glove box and hands him the registration.Its in the mans name.
The supervisor asks what happened to the gun that was in the glove box.

The man said he never had a gun in the glove box.

The supervisor then asks out of curiosity if he can search the trunk.

The man opens the trunk and there is nothing in there.

The supervisor tells the man that the reporting officer had claimed his license was invalid, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box and a dead woman in the trunk.

The man turns to the spervisor and says i bet he said i was speeding too.
HA HA yeah i thought so also!
Nothings really new with me lately ive just been working like usuall, and hanging out with shaney!
Countdown to christmas:
Well ive got tons to do and work in the morning gotta clean my uniform also.
Sorry to cut this one short!
Hope you liked the joke!!

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