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Thursday, October 28, 2004
Gavynn, you magnificent bastard!
I was thinking today that "God damnit, my life is like episodes of Seinfeld." If you've never seen Seinfeld, may God have mercy on your soul.
Anyways, I mean it, though. My life is like Seinfeld. I always have stupid situations I get into and talk about stupid things... and worst of all... I make up silly names for things. Allow me to give an example... in script form!
One day I was walking along with my buddy Sean who's a sophomore. We had to climb the zillion stairs to the third floor of our school. There are three floors.
Gavynn: Ye know what, Sean?
Sean: What?
Gavynn: I hate climbing these stairs to all these floors. I despise these floors.
Sean: You despise these floors?
Gavynn: Yes, these floors are what I despise!
Sean: Then you're a floorist?
Gavynn: A what?
Sean: A floorist. You know, not a flower guy, but a guy who's racist against floors.
Gavynn: So you mean floorist as in two O's instead of one?
Sean: Yes.
Gavynn: Hmm... yes, I s'pose I am a floorist.
Sean: It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Gavynn: No, it really isn't. I simply hate these floors.
Later on, I met my friend John who's the older brother of Sean. I told him about the floorist ordeal.
Gavynn: John, I am a floorist.
John: What?
Gavynn: I'm a floorist.
John: A flower person?
Gavynn: No, a guy who against floors.
John: You're against floors?
Gavynn: Yes, I hate them.
John: Why?
Gavynn: I have to climb all those stairs to get to each floor. It's madness, I say!
John: Then wouldn't you be a stairist?
Gavynn: No, I don't hate stairs. I hate the floors.
John: But you have to climb the stairs to get to the floors, so the stairs would be the trouble.
Gavynn: God my oh, it's true! I guess I'm not floorist after all. But I am stairist.
John: Genuine stairist.
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See how sickening that is? And yet it's okay because that makes my life sound like a sitcom and I do like Seinfeld. I'll have to tell you guys about more of my Seinfeld-like conversations and life situations later.
Tomorrow is costume day at school. I'm Zorro :3 The CHEAP Zorro. I'm hotter than Banderas!
I'm hotter.
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