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Tuesday, September 13, 2005


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me:hola!
seto: hey
me: how r we all? im kinda annoyed cause i only got 4 comments yesturday...
seto: u know what? i reckon more ppl came to ur site when MY theme was up...
me: yea? well, not many ppl were at school then. and now everyone is at school so they dont much free time here...
seto: oh yeah..
me: WELL! apart from that school was sorta boring as usual. anything interesting happened at kc today?
seto: why the hell do YOU wanna know 4?
me: arg...be-CAUSE i want to!!
seto: what is ur business? ill tell u when im done!
me: FINE!!
me:weeeeelll ok. i loved the annoyied site so this week im gonna put up segmets from it!! starting...from how to annoy ppl in the office!! ~_^
seto: wha? ok? u r NOT gonna use that on me!!
me: only time will tell seto...^^'

HOW TO ANNOY PPL IN THE OFFICE

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Page your co-workers to call their extensions so they call themselves.

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.

Put a picture of your mother on your business card.

Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company’s products.

Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

Send emails one word (or a few) at a time. end each one wth something like, "more to come tuned to your inbox for further developments..."

Sing “It’s a Small World After All” really loud in your cubical.

Subscribe your coworkers to those free trade journals. Give them wacky middle names. Example: Bobby “Pud” McNeel.

Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.

me: ok! that's it!! sorry i cant put some more up, i have an evil mum...
seto: lol, even I AGREE with THAT!!
me: ya... byes peoples! c'mon seto... *drags him away by the ear*
seto: ACK!!!

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