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Death by Sexy

This is a tale following the strange adventures of an estranged teenage girl. Leading new lives, seeking adventures, bodly going where no otaku has gone before..

Little did she know, the great majority of that journey would be spent lauging at potatoes, obsessing with odd, random things, and playing Poke'mon at 2:30 in the morning.

Now, we all know whatever you say in your bio will come back at you like a boomerang on crack, I shall keep it simple:
I love me, and you should to.
Please, help a girl out and sign the Guest Book! Please?

Oh yea, visit Blue Fish Sky!
She's my cousin(unfortunatly...)

There goes the neighborhood...


Friday, December 22, 2006


New Site Up
Hey everyone! Long time no see!!

Anywho, just letting you guys know that the new site is up!!(I'm telling you here 'cause I'm too damn lazy to sign everyone's Guestbooks today...I'll do it after Jesusmas...)

The user name is RandomJuiceBox(spurr of the moment thing) and..well, yea!

Go visit if you know what's good for ya!!

Merry Jesusmas!!

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Friday, November 24, 2006


Yo!
Well, I'm posting to inform you that Blue Fish Sky and I will be combining sites, which will hopefully solve the problem of not posting all the time..Not sure how, but it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Anywho, I'm gonna be posting all the information(since Lore's too damn lazy to) and we're gonna leave our sites up untill the new site is done. of course, we're still gonna contact you when we do finnaly get it up and running.

Well, I suppose that's it for now..
Happy (late) Turkey Day!!
Laterz!

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Sunday, September 10, 2006


Yo!

Yea, I have no clue what happened to Lore. She said she'd post, but I guess she's busy or sumthin'..

Anyway, I went to go see The Dandy Warhols and The Brian Jonestown Massacre on Friday and Saturday(It started at 8PM on Friday, got over at 2AM Saturday)

That night/morning will forever go down as the best fucking day of my LIFE!!

It was incredible!! I was like five feet away from the band the whole time, up in the mosh pit, it was totally, wow!

And,I totally got to talk with Anton from the BJM after they played!

See, as the Dandys were preparing, Anton sneaked into the DJ booth and started bullshiting around, playing some songs and crap.

So I walk up to him, start talking to him, and it ends up with him rapping to me and my friend Ed(she came with)
If I remember corectly(how could I forget!?) it went somting like this..

Me:*holds up ticket* Hey Anton, could you do a girl a favor?
Anton:Sorry hun, I used up my last condom at our last show! I'm totally kidding, I'll be with you after this song

At which point he starts rapping with the song, telling us what a "mother fucking" awesome song it was(whic it was! To bad I have no clue what it was..)

Well, then The Dandys start coming out on stage, so he starts to leave(without giving me my autograph!)

Anton:It's the moment we've all been waiting for! The Dandys on stage!*turns to me and Ed*
Now, I want you to get out there and rock your fucking brains out!
Me:You bet your ass we will!

Anywho, then he goes outside to smoke, at which point he and my dad(who was also out for a smoke) "bullshit" around about underground music, how industry kills, and whatnot

So, Ed and I are up front, right below Courtney and Peter, rocking our fucking brains out, as Anton instructed.

It was just fucking awesome!!
Oh yea, as Courtney was leaving, I told him I wanted to have his babies and he said I'd have to conssult with Anton first..
Damn, and I had just been talking with him...

Yea, we got home at about three, and slept 'till just as late. Then, we got up, watched DiG!(It's a doc. about the Dandys and The BJM) Ed, went home, I did homework earlier, and now I'm typing this! Pretty cool weekend, I must admit!(save for the homework..)

Oh, and if you were wondering, I did get Anton's autograph! My dad talked to Anton before I did.
Dad:*goes up to Anton(I'm making this conversation form cause I have no life!)*Hey man, my daughter totally loves you!
Anton:Well, tell your daughter I love her too(*squeels*)
*starts signing ticket, then pauses*
Anton:Just how old is your daughter?
Dad:Fifteen
Anton:Oh! And I was going to write something dirty! Glad I caught that!
Then he signs the ticket, so on and so forth(or so I'm told..)

Yea, sorry for the high content of swearing in this post(not to mention the length)
I'll tone it down in the future

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Wednesday, September 6, 2006


  Hey again!!

Man, I just got back from my first day of school..

It was pretty cool cause, since our school has the highest droppout rate in the state, one of our teachers asked the class who was planning on going to college. Well, as the entire class, save for one or two, raised their hands, the teacher yelled at us that that was 'bullshit', and then went on about how our peers suck and we're all descriminatory racists!

Yea, he sucks, but the alternative teacher was even worse...If that's even possibe...

Anyway, Lore wanted to tell you guys about Oregon, so I guess I'll just leave it at, it was SO FUCKING AWESOME!!

And just for fun(and the fact that I have nothing better to do, I'll leave off with a couple of wierd conversations we had on the trip!
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*In the car*
Me: HAH!!
Lore: What now?
Me:That licence plate is 808!!
Lore:...So?
Me:Well, it looks like it spells 'Bob'!
Lore:Idiot!! You can't spell with numbers!!
Me:Yeah, well tell that to Bob!!
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Me:*after 3+ hrs. on the road*Are we there yet?
Dad:Does it look like it?
Me:...Maybe?
*5mins. later*
Me:Are we there yet?
Dad:No
*3mins.later*
Me:Are we there yet?
Dad:No
Me:Are we there yet?
Dad:I said no!
Me:Are we there yet?
Dad:Lore, for the love of god, strangle her!
Me:Hey!!Anyway, are we there yet?
Dad:GAH!
Lore:Seriously, SHUT UP!!!
Me:Fine...
Lore:...So..Are we there yet?
Dad:WHY ME!!
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After being banned from talking, Lore and I resorted to using Post-it's and slapping them on eachother's foreheads

*Scribble scribble scribble*
*slap!*

*scribble scribble*
*slap!*

*scribble*
*slap!*

*scribble scribble scribble*
*slap!*

*slap!*

Me:Hey, you didn't write anything.
Lore:Oh, sorry *scribble scribble*
*slap*
Dad:NO TALKING!!
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Good times, good times...

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