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Thursday, January 3, 2008


sasori and sakura


Hey, if u a little kid buy u shudn't be cuz you need to be 13, u might not like this. it's about sasori and sakura, kinda romantic, this has nothing to do with me. And stop commenting without even watching the video!

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Monday, December 31, 2007


   -.-


Hey, before the new years, let's all get drunk! HAppy 2008!

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Sunday, December 16, 2007


   Homecoming! ^.^
HEY EVERYBODY! I'm back! I'm so sorry to all of the fans of my lil bro's show. I've just been kinda busy. But now, the show will be insulting tv shows. Are you ready for the show?!!!!!!! OK!

This show will be insulting the grim adventures of billy and mandy(If u don't know the show, don't listen) billy and mandy. So mandy is there with grim. Mandy says,"just hurry up" Then grim says,"Okay, but it will be dangerous." All of a sudden, some guy with a huge sword pops up and says,"Hold it grim!" Then he says,"this is how you use a scythe!" Then he spins around really fast with grim's scythe. It slices grim up. Then mandy is all angry again and screams,"GIVE IT BACK!" Then she jumps at him and he goes like,"die." Then he cuts her in half. Then he turns around and bill and erwin are standing there and he goes like,"You're next!" Then let's just say the grim adventures of bill and mandy is cancelled for a while.

By the way, if you'd rather have me make up stuff rather than tv shows, just tell me. If you want a certain tv show for me to insult, tell me.

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Monday, December 3, 2007


   YO YO
Ey people cuz yo homie Crusher is in the.. *wastes time by scooting around like an idiot* House! Life hasn't been too much, but my comic series of Sakusuki vs. Akatsuki is doing great! I'm currently in the battle with the monk and the shadow guy fighting Itachi and Kisame. Making my own comic series is the only thing in life (that doesn't involve technology) that is important to me. So, anway, time for the show of my lil bro's comical deaths show! This episode is kinda lame so don't hate me.

So there is this guy karate guy and a bald guy. The karate guy jumps up and kicks the bald guy and screams, "Wataaa!!!" Then he goes for another kick but the bald guy teleports behind him. The bald guy goes for a kick but the karate guy teleports again. They keep teleporting and when the bald guy runs out of energy, the karate guy spins around and does a drill kick. It then shows an arial view of him spinning hitting the bald guy. Then the karate guy makes a whole lot of shadow clones and says, "Drill kick times 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!! Then there is an explosion and the karate guy teleports away. Then, some old man saw everything, walks up to the karate guy and slaps him and says, "More training you need, yes."

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007


   >.> -.-
Hey my fellow fans! Are you ready for the next episode of my lil bro's comical deaths show? Yeah! Well then here we go! But before we start, I have a question. Should I keep my Kisame wallpaper or should I make it someone else? If so, who? PLZ ANSWER ME. Now to the show.If you are bald, don't feel offended by this one.

So it starts off with a guy about to be smashed from all sides and squashed. The guy goes like, OW! My neck!. Then he gets squashed and dies. So this bald guy is laughing and a guy with hair says, "Shut up baldy!" So the bald guy goes like,"You wanna take this outside, hairbody?" So the two start fighting eachother and the blood from the squashed guy is getting bigger. Some other girl says,"uh, guys, the blood is getting bigger..." The guy with hair punches the bald guy in th face and he falls down and is knocked out. The guy with hair spits on him as the girl says"Maybe I should have shouted..." So then the guy with hair laughs and the blood floods them all. Good news for vampires.

THE BLOODY END

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007


   Time 4 da show!
Well, everybody. I'm soory I couldn't come on yesterday. I was attacked by bounty hunters. Anyway, I left the site in danger of destruction, and I ask for your forgiveness. I expect you all to forgive me(especially the fangirls). *From croud*,"We forgive you Crusher! You rock the earth!" Thanks people. Now, to get to the show.

This time it is freaking hilarious! So there is this guy and there is a HUGE tree! The guy wants to knock down the tree. So he does a spinning kick on it. The kick does nothing. As expected. So he just gets out a chainsaw. He cuts the HUGE tree down and as he laughs in victory, It lands on him. A couple of bystanders laughed at him. Then, a gangster was laughing too. The gangster said,"Thats funny!" as he wipes off a tear. Everybody says,"yeah it is" The gangster pulls out a gun and a knife and points the weapons at the inisant bystanders. The gangster says"Yeah, it is funny!"

THE DREADFUL END


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Sunday, November 25, 2007


   Hey people! -.-
So I hit 100 visits, I've gotten the hang of things, and My ideas are about to be broken out. After thanks giving, I have been choosing you submittings. Now I will select ideas. Also, I have been making my own comics! YEY! Anyway,The site has been doing well, and I will be tuning in with you on my lil bro's comical deaths show tomorrow.
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Thursday, November 22, 2007


   >.> =} <.<
First of all, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi people! Are you ready? time for the next episode of my lil bro's comical deaths show!

So there is this guy with a long nose and big ears. He gets attacked by this giant creature. The long nosed guy was about to die, but then had memories of his childhood and friends. It was such a happy life, and with his bloodied, injured face he screamed,"I can't die now! This can't be the end!" He made one final attack and jumped toward the giant screaming. The giant only saw a very small and puny dot flying towards him screaming ahhhhhhhhh!!! The giant touched the dot and it blew up. Thus, the long nosed guy died.
THE END

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007


   >.> ^.^ <.<
Yay! My vacation(or 4 day weekend) begins! AND NOW........*drum roll* I.......... HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO! So i'm gonna drwa manga if thats okay. So, time for the death show starring my little brother! If you are a girl, yo might not like this episode.

So a little boy is playing videogames, and then some girl walks up and says, hey kid get off the tv! The boy gets angry and slams her through the tv and she dies. Then the boy makes a big smile and plays videogames on another computer!
THE END


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Tuesday, November 20, 2007


   >.> ^.^
Hey everybody! I'm here and exited. Ok, time to start on with my little brother's comical death ideas! Todays story is as follows.

A man sees a door. He walks up and opens the door. Some other guy jumps out and screams,"suprise!" The man gets angry, pulls out a gun, and shoots him right in the chest. What a sad ending!

Tune in next time for "My lil bro's comical deaths show!"

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