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Sunday, August 13, 2006


i wont be on for a while
read my post on www.myotaku.com/users/sodogin
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Saturday, August 12, 2006


   Saturday! YEA!!!
ok not so hyper... lol. i took a nap yesterday at 5 and woke up at 2 in the morning. so im on the computer now and its 7am in the morning. hopefully i wont be too tired. T_T well JTHM 666 should be home today for u guys who kno him. 4 some reason, i thought here would be here last saturday... anyways wouldnt he be shocked wen he sees me? me used to be a monk and all... haha i wonder what he'll say... mwahahaha! yea... anyways hope u guys like the new backround. i looked hard for better backgrounds like these but i wish this one had better colors... T_T well thats pretty much it. sry, nothing for 2day except how my retarded life has been haha. l8er
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Monday, August 7, 2006


ITS BEEN A WHILE
woah... its been like 16 days since ive posted... sry i havent been on (again). alot has happened since ive been gone. lets see..... well my cousin came back from south carolina(typo?) and my friend should be coming home soon from Korea/Thailand soon, maybe today. My grandmother died (sad i know).... my mom cried and some of the other people in the family did too... i had to become a monk (shave my head and wear orange/brown robes) for 3 days... i miss my hair! wHy MeEeEeEeEe?!?!?! well... least i did it for grandmother... plus i got $350 from alot of people who donated like hundreds of dollars to temple... u think $350 is alot? i only got like 10%... yea... well now im bald and school starts tomorrow... i got my grandmothers neckless with me though. she was going to give it to me but she passed away and it was too late... well i g2g... goin 2 the mall today and my friends house to see if he came back... heres something i got from a song my other friend gave me (its all real):

1) Did you know 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex
2) Everyday, 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
3) The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year.
4) The average person laughs 13 times a day.
5) Elvis was originally blond.
6) The average age of having their 1st sex is 15.3 years old.
7) The average penis size is 5.2 inches long and 4.2 circumsized... (WDF?!?)
8) Eskimos use refridgerators to keep food from freezing.
9) 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously.
10) 20% of all females had at least 1 homosexual experience.
11) Did you know theres no such thing as an Anti-Wrinkle cream?
12) 22% of the time, a pizza will arive faster than an abulance in great britain.
13) 96% of all woman have at one time in their life, faked an orgasm.
14) 3 people die every year testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue.
15) Butterflys taste with their feet.
16) 5% of the population is gay.
17) The world's best known word is "OK".
18) The second world's known word is "Coca Cola".
19) A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.
20) Charles Chapplen once won 3rd prize in a "Charles Chapplen Look-Alike Contest".
21) Only 1 book has been printed in more copys than the Bible: The Ikia Catalog (typo?).
22) 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life.
23) 1950, we were 3 billion people on the earth. Today, we are 6 billion people.
24) Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
25) 74% of all nudist females are nudist because their husband's a nudist.
26) More people die from a Champain (typo?) cork popping, than from poisen spiders.
27) 21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep.
28) Did you know originally a Danish guy invented the burgalur alarm. Ironically, it got stolen.

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Friday, July 21, 2006


Um.....
its been 6 days... i havent ben on a wile becus i didnt feel like it... everything since that day was nothing 2 me. it felt like life had no meaning.

but today, i went to the open house thing at highschool... freshman year looked so easy but everybody knew it wasnt... well... i think so anyway. i met some new people... they were kewl. i met some old 1's too... everybody just walked around the school, met the teachers, learned songs and traditions, and ate pizza.

the weirdest part was this. i was bored and freakin tired so i didnt care. i started callin the senior cheerleaders, who were helpin out the teachers, old... yea, i called them OLD!!! but i was jk... they were mad, but they wanted 2 talk 2 me... even 1 of them winked at me... ooook.... yea,

well.. thats it... i wont be on 2morrow because im goin 2 my cousins birthday party. i go 2 my cousins house alot dont i? well i have alot of cousins... anyways cya

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Saturday, July 15, 2006


   No Joke Today (to lazy... maybe later)
i stayed up till 6 this morning... fell asleep and woke up at 11. wasnt that bad, 5 hrs is good i guess.
o and yesterday i got new clothes. spent $200 worth of clothes (i bet its not alot for all u people who buys alot of clothes out there) and a hat.
its boring now. summers been boring. i didnt go anywhere on vacation, except to my friends, my cousins, and the park alot. o well, i guess my life is suppose 2 be boring. yep...
not my friend, he gets to go thailand and korea tomorrow. hes half happy and half mad. he wants to get out of the house so badly and go to other countrys but his dad is making him eat only korean and thai food. no american stuff, like hamburgers, KFC (yes, they have KFC), and pizza! mwahahaha! o well... he eats too much pizza anyways lol.
i just found out publix is hiring yay! i can finaly get some extra money... sweeeet. im gonna need a new tire for my bike to get over there though lol.
well sry, no joke today if u hadnt read the title yet. maybe later 2day... tooo tired to tell people jokes... cya l8er

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