Monday, April 17, 2006
Happy Easter…er I mean. Happy Hayzeus, The King of the Zombie Day!
Hayzeus, King of the Zombie day is full of yummy things! There is lots of candy and BBQ and even some pool time of the climate is right.
But all must beware of the deadly peeps! They are the true danger of this holiday. Peeps are actually the Zombie Minions of the undead lord Hayzeus. They wait in the stomachs of hapless humans, to harvest the souls need to raise their lord and master Hayzeus. All of you who have consumed theses sweet treats, be wary and consider yourself lucky that your soul wasn’t harvested to raise Hayzeus, and you body hasn’t become part of his feast. Consider yourself lucky many have died in this ritual.
Anyway, I want to wish everyone a happy late Easter!