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"Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to
their level
then beat you with experience",
"Dilbert",

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new",
"Albert Einstein"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese",
"Anonymous"

"Subjugating the enemy's army without fighting is the true pinnacle of excellence",
"Sun-tzu, The Art of War"

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.",
"Jonathan Swift",

"It is clear that the individual who persecutes a man, his brother,
because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster",
"Voltaire"

"The Answer is 42. What is the question?",
"Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy",


Wednesday, August 9, 2006


Episode 11
Hey whats up people this is my newest atm ive decided im gonna post when im at my moms mostly because its just easier well till the end of summer (which is now 5 days away) i have the song "One week" by Barnaked Ladies stuck in my head for the last 3 days now (probly becuz im listening to it like 10 times a day) well anyway see ya

Tifa: Were gonna be late

Sephiroth: Na were fine

Tifa: Sephiroth school starts at 9:00AM

Sephiroth: Ya so?

Tifa: Its 8:45AM.......

Sephiroth: Oh....

Tifa: (dumbass) ya

Squall: Hey Sephiroth can I talk to u for a sec

Sephiroth: ya sure

*Squall and Sephiroth walk into another room*

Sephiroth: So what have u decided?

Squall: Im gonna give it a shot

Sephiroth: Well remember dont screw it up

Squall: Ya ya i know

Garnet: *walks into the room* Guys hurry up

Sephiroth: Ya ok

Beatrix: Come on everyone we gotta get going

Squall: Whats the bother were gonna be late anyway

Sephiroth: Bet i can get us there on time

Squall: Your on

*5 Minuits later at the school*

Sephiroth: Told ya

Squall: *Wide eyed* HOLY SHIT WERE STILL ALIVE?

Sephiroth: yup and we got 2 minuites to spare before we gotta go to class

Tifa: I didnt know the truck went that fast....

Sephiroth: Ya hehe

Beatrix: Uh guys i think somebody threw up back here

Sephiroth: Really i just cleaned back there

Garnet: *Coming outta the back of the truck* Sephiroth NEVER do that again!!

Sephiroth: *widely grinning* Hehe ya ok

Squall: Anyway lets get to class

Sephiroth: Hold on you owe me 20 bucks

Squall: Damn hoped youd forget oh well *hands Sephiroth $20*

Sephiroth: Ok now we can go

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Thursday, August 3, 2006


Episode 10
well....like i said one more day........ ya ...thats all i got..

Squall: Hey Sephiroth

Sephiroth: (still reading the book) What?

Squall: do ya think Beatrix would say no if i asked her out?

Sephiroth: How would i know

Squall: I dont know, you two have been hanging out more lately

Sephiroth: so....

Squall: so i thought she would tell u stuff

Sephiroth: Like?

Squall: ya know, like if she likes anyone

Sephiroth: we dont talk about that kinda stuff

Squall: oh.....

Sephiroth: all i have to say about this is that if u do get a date with her dont fuck it
or everyone here's gonna get weird around the apartment ok

Squall: ...... ya .... ok

Sephiroth: ok well im finished with my book for tonight see ya in da mornin

Squall: See ya.......

Sephiroth: Oh and Squall seriously think about it before ya do it or were gonna have loads of shit to deal with

Squall: Ya ok.....

Sephiroth: (walks into bedroom)

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006


.......no idea's
well if anyone that reads my fanfics ive got no idea's for it right now. ima need another day to think about it. on another note 12 days until my school starts... i am happy and sad at the same time..... however that works...anyway in another day im gonna post another epi/chp whatever i call it if ya like it srry 1 more day...

P.S. The Offspring..... are awsome..... thats all

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Thursday, July 27, 2006


I WANNA KNOW......damnit...
If you know how to make songs with lyrics play on this site can u piz tell me i really wanna know.

Oh and the fanfic for today is below this post, i just didnt wanna change that one......ya so either tell me or scroll down.....ya...

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Episode 9
Here ya go.....to anyone who reads this.... and if your one that doesnt........you bastard....thats all i have to say

-- The Apartment --

*Sephiroth and Beatrix walk in*

Garnet: Hey guys

Sephiroth: hey

Tifa: where did u guys go?

Beatrix: We went to the arcade, ran into some loser who tried to get a date with me

Garnet: howd u get ridda him?

Beatrix: He tried to get a date with me by beating Sephiroth at air hockey

Squall: So Sephiroth you lose?

Beatrix: The guy didnt even get a point.

Sephiroth: Eh not much of a challenge....its just air hockey

Tifa: well i still gotta go do some homework so i'll be in my room if u guys need me

Garnet: Oh, I just remebered we have a math test tomorrow

Squall: I guess i should go cram then huh?

Garnet: No, its just a basics review, u know stuff from last semester

Beatrix: They've been doin that a lot since finals are comin up huh

Squall: Hey where's Riku and Riona?

Garnet: I think they went to the library for a report they gotta do on the Roman Empire

Squall: Together?

Garnet: Ya, their class is doing it in groups

Squall: Well ok whatever lets see if theres something good on tv tonight

Sephiroth: *pulls out a book* I'd rather finish this

Squall: ...........ok whatever

Garnet: well im gonna go to bed

Beatrix: me to

Garnet: Night boys

Sephiroth: Good night

Squall: night

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006


Episode 8
Think this ones a little long buti think i might have done a good job on this one. honest comments if u gonna make them.

P.S. if u know how to make music play with the lyrics could u tell me i dont know how and i wanna do it on here


-- At the house --

Beatrix: Hey Sephiroth im bored....

Sephiroth: ya...... i am to.......

Beatrix: Lets go do something then

Sephiroth: Like what?

Beatrix: I dont know

Sephiroth: I guess we could go drive around maybe get some pizza

Beatrix: ok how bout we go to the arcade they got pizza and that will keep us busy for the next 2 hours
while the guys are at the movies

Sephiroth: ok that sounds good to me

-- The Arcade (15 mins later) --

Beatrix: u go order the pizza, i'll go get some coins for the games

Sephiroth: Ya, ok

Sephiroth: *at the counter ordering pizza* Can i get a large pepperoni pizza and two large drinks

Cashier: What drink do u want

Sephiroth: Both Dr. Pepper

Cashier: ok

Beatrix: *walking up to sephiroth* Ok i got the coins what do u wanna play?

Sephiroth: how about some air hockey?

Beatrix: ya ok that sounds good

Sephiroth: ok u got the puck

*beatrix pulls out the puck and launches it towards sephiroths goal, Sephiroth blocks and launches it back at beatrix and makes the goal*

Beatrix: wow, your pretty good at this arent u

Sephiroth: Ya i played in some competition in the arcade a few years back, i dont bother much anymore

Beatrix: Why not?

Sephiroth: It got to easy.......

*Zidane walks up*

Zidane: hello

Sephiroth: ......

Beatrix: .......hi.....

Zidane: *Looking at Beatrix* Hey baby how u doin?

Beatrix: *with a disgusted look on her face* errr.....fine

Sephiroth: Hey go crawl back under your rock, your bugging us

Zidane: Why? You jelous that im flirtin with her?

Sephiroth: *sarcastically* Oh ya im majorly jelous.....

Beatrix: *Her face flaming* .......

Zidane: How about this we play three games of ice hockey winner gets to go on a date with her

Beatrix: *face still flaming* Dont i get any say in this?

Sephiroth: *not hearing Beatrix* Ya sure, you think u can beat me?

Zidane; Ya im pretty confident i can seeing as u lost to her at this

Beatrix: *mumbling* damnit why dont guys who are fighting over me ever listen........

* Five Mins later, Score 10-0*

Zidane:.......

Sephiroth: Ya...... you thought i lost to her because i was standing on the side she was playin on........

Zidane: Ok fine u win this one

Beatrix: hey Sephiroth i think its time we should be getting back to the house

Sephiroth: Ya,Ok

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