Monday, April 23, 2007

   Go figure... (It's almost 2 am now!)
You know after being with the same friends since prep school you'd figure I'd know a lot of stuff about them.

But after taking their personalized tests to show if you're a "true friend" or not and getting these low scores... It gets you thinking, what have I done all those years?

Honestly, I think these kind of tests are a load of bull. I'm not just saying this just 'coz I got low results (well maybe a teensy part of me...) I mean, think about it for a sec. How is knowing whether your friend likes italian food or not going to help her when she's in an emotional rut? Okay... So maybe, you can buy her some when she needs to eat her heart out but still.

Knowing these superficial facts isn't what "friendship" is about, right?

Is there even such a thing as friendship? Or is this all just primal instincts for the same species to hang out together?

Ugh. Go figure.
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

   Woah...
I'll NEVER complain agai. Not after Lara's (my "perfect" friend) little confession... Gawd, the burdens of a NORMAL (I ain't sayin' I'm a dyke or anythin' people just keep describing me as a WEIRD and often MISUNDERSTOOD person. Go figure.) 14 year old. Here's the sitch. She likes this guy, Jonrey, (who she'd never have met if I hadn't introduced her.) and she told her BESTFRIEND, Sheila, about the "major hottie" and what do ya' know a month later little Miss BFF and Hottie Jonrey are a couple!

When Sheila told Lara (Yes, she told her. She was the first person to be ever told of the "great news."), She was all "Lara, We're an item! Aren't you happy for me?" Lara just smiled. She cried for 3 hours when she went home.

4 months later... A guy named Drake asked Lara to be his GF. Lara, of course, is totally wary of all this lovey - dovey crap. He's been courting her for 2 months now, he texts her EVERYDAY. Then, there was ONE DAY when she didn't reply. He went all psycho mad. So for revenge, he asked Stephanie (Lara's "friend" who knows the sitch between Lara and Drake.) to be his GF instead.

And you know what happened? Stephanie needed less than 25 MINUTES for her to say YES. Drake and her dated for like 3 days. Stephanie still thinks there still a couple but Drake's kinda wavering with her. Drake's back on texting Lara EVERYDAY but somehow he won't break it to Stephanie that it is WAY OVER.

SHIT. ABSOLUTE SHIT. I thank GOD the guys I attract *cough* *cough* are to scared of me.

Why, right? I asked my transvestite friends, Dandy and Ken why they think it is. So they sorta made this survey asking all the guys what they think of me.

Majority say that they like to be with me 'coz of my personality 'cozI'm cool to hang out with, I'm really funny and open - minded (you have to be with these guys, if not you'll lose your mind.) and all that jazz.

Majority like to be with me 'coz they think I'm (unfortunately.) really pretty especially when I don't tie my hair up. (I hate doing this 'coz the weather's SOO DAMN HOTT!!!)

BUT they're kinda scared to court me 'coz if I refuse they're kinda scared to lose a great friend.

Although I find this as a compliment it's kind of embarrassing to know how they feel about me. I have no idea how Dandy and Ken got hold of this info (they even got it on tape!), they must've made the guys drunk or something, I just hope they keep their gay mouths zipped 'coz I might kick their asses.

I have the tape and I am hiding this FOREVER. If any human beings (other than ME. D and K don't count.) who knows what will happen!? This might cause the end of the world! Or at least another war...
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Monday, March 26, 2007

   HE EMAILED!!!
It's about time Ray emailed. I was starting to worry. BTW, Ray is my friend, (who's like 4 years older than me), who's like part of the navy or something. He's been totally busy for god knows how long and stopped IMing me. Gawd, I almost thought he was dead!

... Can't explain why I'm so overly happy to know Ray emailed me... Maybe it's because I know he's not dead from the war.
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