Wednesday, August 31, 2005

   :P
Short comic:

Sometime during breakfast...

Roy: What's taking so long!? It's been 30 minutes since I ordered breakfast.
Marth: You haven't heard?
Roy: Heard what?
Marth: We got a new cook.
Roy: What happened to the old one?
Marth: Well...

(Back a few days ago in an Iron Video Game Chef competion)

Japanese Host: Whoever wins this battle is the TRUE Super Smash Brothers cook! ...And now for the main ingredient...

JALEPENO PEPPAHS!

J.Host: BEGIN!!!

As the battle begins, Mr. G&W is cooking against Peach. With many burnt meals, Peach is fustrated. So angry, she accidently does the peach bomber (The attack with her butt that lights up the opponent with an explosion) on an oven, blowing it up and setting many things ablaze.

Peach: Uh... oops...

Meanwhile, G&W is steady preparing a hot and spicy dish full of Jalepeno peppers. He takes his time as he shakes his head in disbelief at his 'amature' cook of an opponent.

10 minutes later, the engineers bring in another stove after firefighters stop the fires caused by the peach bomber.

50 minutes later, the match ends.

Peach presenting 3 dishes:

1. Peach's hot summer suprise
2. Jalepeno egg rolls
3. Hot Flavored fudge cake

Mr. G&W presenting a measly 1 dish.

1. Jalepeno pasta

The judges begin their tast test of Peach's food, commenting good on it but bad on the fact of the failed tries. For Mr G&W, they laugh at the one and only dish.

"Well, you can't blame the 2d world... OR is it 1d? *snickering among judges*. It's all about who can cook with the quality. G&W did a very good job with the Jalepeno pasta however, couldn't he of multi tasked; preparing other foods in the meantime?" one judge asked.

"I don't think the old video game characters had much memory to do such things." another one said, answering the question.

Every judge laughed as Mr. G&W had red anime veins all over his forehead.

The results...

J.Host: It has came down to this... After an hour of preperation of food, both of you cooked your hearts out. However, only one will become champion... And that person is... PRINCESS PEACH!

Peach: *Does her taunt*

(End of flashback)

Marth: ...and that's how it was.

Roy: But I thought G&W was only good with breakfast? We all know Peach can't cook! She's sets everything ablaze when she gets frustrated! She burns everything!

Marth: He is but Peach only beat him because she had more and her food tasted good. That's when ever she doesn't burn anything.

*Something explodes in the kitchen and Peach runs out with her hair on fire and into the bathroom*

Roy: See what I mean?
Marth: ... I've lost my appetite.
Roy: Me too.
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Sunday, August 28, 2005

   Heh heh...
After all these fight comics I produced, I decided to take a crack at a funny one.
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*After coming back into Onett*

Ness: Mom! I'm home (sees stuff packaged up) Uh... What's all these boxes doing here?

Ness' Mom: Good, your back! Oh and these? We're moving...

Ness: But why?

Mom: Pokey's father sold our house.

Ness: But how could he?

A flashback takes them back to a man in an alligator tux standing, infront of a bunch of guys sitting in chairs, at a podium. Behind him says "Cheapskates are us".

Man: Ness' house starting at 20 grand. Do I hear 30 grand?

Some dude: 50 grand!
Man: 50 grand! Do I hear 60 grand?
Another dude: 65 grand!
Man: 65 grand! Do I hear 70 grand?
A dudette: 80 grand!
Man: 80 Grand! Do I hear 90 Grand?
Roy and Marth: 500 grand!
Man: *eyes bulge* F-f-five hundred grand!? 500 grand! Do I hear 600 grand!?

Long silence...

Man: 500 grand going once... Going twice...
Pokey's Father: 10 million!

Everyone: *Oohs and aahs*.

Marth: Aw man!
Roy: Don't tell me you forgot the other billion dollars at home!
Marth: Ok then, I won't tell you.

Man: Sold to the gentleman in the back!

Marth: Uh actually Roy...
Roy: Yeah?
Marth: Remember all those men I hired to rebuild our kingdom?
Roy: Don't tell me you spent it all on that!
Marth: Ok then i won't tell you.
Roy: *Anime veins* THAT WAS OUR MONEY 'TO SPEND' not the joint treasury!
Marth: ...

Flashback ends.

Ness' mom: And thats how it all was.

Ness: But you told me nothing! You just stared off into space and just told me what you just said.

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Saturday, August 27, 2005

   HEH HEH!!!
I found this quiz on Quizilla.com and took it. Call me immature for taking it, but I don't care.
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You are most like Cyborg. Short-tempered and
mostly brawn, you like to be number one and be
good at something. There's just something about
you that makes you feel different from everyone
else, even if you may not know it. You feel
very unnatural at times and may fight with the
leader sometimes. You are mostly friendly but
you have your violent tantrums at times. You
aren't the most patient person and can get very
annoyed if something doesn't meet your
standards. You sometimes feel inadequate but
try to fit in the best you can. You enjoy
challenges, be they video games or something
relating to it. You are a nice person on the
inside but your outside reflects differently
occassionally.


Which Teen Titans Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
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Friday, August 26, 2005

   O_-

Friday Uh.... You ever had one of those days where you rushed to do soemthing and it haunts you whether or not you did it right? Well, I believe I had one of them yesterday when I was sending off for those two money orders. 1 was for FMA v ol. 2 and Trigun: The First Donuts, and the other was for the Street fighter III: 3rd Strike music cd. Well, the only way to know if I did mess things up is when then send me back my money order. I think I put them in different envelopes by accident. >_<;

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

   -_-

Tuesday *Sigh* You know what? I'm not gonna even worry about it. Something inside of me keeps preventing me from deleting that firewall. Another keeps pushing me to delete it. But in the end, they cancel each other out, leaving me powerless to do nothing. I'll just get on with my life, putting together the pieces of a puzzle that was broken decades ago. For now, I'm trying to find where I can buy FMA Vol. 2 OST and Trigun the First Donuts OST online. Any idea where a best place I can find them at?

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Friday, August 19, 2005

   X_X

Friday I'm really ticked off today. i asked my father about removing that infernal firewall off my computer. HE WENT BACK ON HIS WORD! All he did was free up some more space. Its now at 533mb. YOU THINK THATS ENOUGH!? I feel like screaming but I can't. i fear that I will get a sore throat. :P So now, I have no choice but to reformat the C: drive. Therefore, if I am offline for a couple days, its because i haven't reinstalled IE yet on my computer. ...And when everything is back to the way it was, I'm gonna use my own internet security and password lock my computer so that only I can access it. This is the ONLY logical thing for me to do. My father put that firewall on my computer WITHOUT my permission and now he's going to be banned off of my computer. For how long? Maybe forever. Maybe until i cool off. I dunno and I really don't care.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

   >:D

Wednesday The firewall is eating up more and more of my space on the C: drive. I'll help it a little by deleting programs that I don't use anymore. After that, its on its own. I may have to reformat my C: drive.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

   :(

Tuesday I didn't realize it until now. That firewall my father downloaded on my computer is the cause of that loss of space on my Main Hardrive. I'll have to tell him it's got to go! I only have 219 mbs left on my C: drive. Down from 1.30 gb? Thats too much! And when I tried to see how much space it took up, IT SAID NOTHING! Lets see only one good thing about it is it blocks most pop ups. But the bad thing is, the protection part of it prevents me from going to stuff like finding Anime pictures off of Google's image search engine. For that matter, it won't even let me access Google's image search engine at all! I HATE THAT THING!

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

   Something new! :)

Sunday Been workin' on my site for the last couple of days. I tried to rearrange some stuff to my liking. Also, i got a new picture for when I sign guestbooks. Sorry If there isn't a puzzle anymore. There just wasn't enough space. But it was for the better right?

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

   We like to Partay!

Thursday I got an iPod yesterday and it is sweeeeeet! With the software I had to have in order to run it, I feel like I was operatinog a Mac. ...And I have Windows XP! As much as I dislike Macs, one thing that is good about them is gaming, I beleive. I dunno. I believe I tried a game out on a school Mac and compared it to my home PC at home. So far, the game ran faster on the Mac. Is there really a difference?

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