The greatest weird random survey EVER!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA |
Created by hyperviper127 and taken 14 times on bzoink! |
| Just the basics first... can't scare you off right away |
| Name | zaida |
| Nicknames | zed, asswipe.. |
| Age | 17 |
| How many babies do you eat every day? | 1764785296345...............hmmmm, babies |
| shh... you heard nothing... favorite food? | babies |
| favorite band/artist | LP |
| favorite type of music | rock |
| what do you hope to do with your life? | become the worlds greatest animation producer |
| what are you doing with it right now? | whatl do you think im doing........ |
| Do you love me (do you love me) now that I can dance? | no |
| Can you dance? What is your favorite dance? | not if my life depended on it |
| Who is your best friend? | hmmmm, i have about 5, bianca, cara, pia, nikki, natalie...maybe even more |
| What hobbies do you have? | phhht, too many to list |
| What is your favorite book? Or do you read at all? | HAHA, i laugh in your face!(i had nothing) i dont read! |
| Who would win in a fight? |
| Brad Pitt or Edward Norton? | who the hell is edward? |
| James Bond or Pierce Brosnan? | james bond |
| Smeigel or Golom? | who cares, they could both die for all i care |
| Banana or chair? | chair |
| Martin Luther King Jr. or Martin Luther? | neither |
| The Pope or Ozzy Osbourne? | pope, haha, go popey! |
| Me or You? | .......well dah, i would kick your ass my china |
| Napoleon Dynamite or Napoleon? | dynamite |
| Jackie Chan or Jackie O? | jackie chan, whooooooot |
| Ashlee Simpson or Avril Lavigne? | avril i suppose....+_+ |
| Tom Cruise or Richard Gere | tom |
| The Rock or Richard Nixon? | meh, who cares |
| Bill Clinton or Monica Lewenski? | .................0.o i dont care |
| Richard Simmons or Oprah? | oprah, hahaha |
| Swordfish or Exploding lobster? | go the lobster! |
| Elf or gnome? | gnome, lol |
| Hitler or Sadam? | shit, thats a good one........hitler i think |
| Pudding or Sword? | im going with the sword |
| Enough of that... more real questions |
| How many times a week to you clean your belly button? | ? everyday when i shower.....loser |
| Who has the best smile ever? | hmmmmmm, i dont know...... |
| Do you feel loved right now? | no.......mimimimimimii |
| Do you feel squishy right now? | yes, very |
| Sniff. What do you smell? | you! TAKE A BATH! |
| Who was the last person you tried DESPERATELY to avoid? | hmmmmmmm, i dont know....... |
| What is your favorite candy? | chocolate! |
| Favorite TV show? | +_+...........DBZ |
| Favorite movie? | .....+_+.........i dont know....... |
| This or that |
| Lose a finger/ scar your face | scar your face |
| Glass half empty/ glass stuck in foot | half empty |
| Get caught picking your nose/ have someone else picking your nose | !!!!!!!!! get a life |
| Taco/ pizza | pizza |
| Cheese/ salsa | yuk! |
| Find a worm in your food/ find half a worm in your date's food | you suck |
| Get pantsed in class/ have your pants rip (on the butt) while on a date | hmmmmmmmm, neither |
| Step in human poop while barefoot/ pee your pants in public | man, you really dont have a life do you? |
| Escargot/ Oysters | yuk |
| Bungee jumping/ Underwater caving | meh, both sound good |
| Do a little dance/ Make a little love/ Get down tonight Woo! | hmmmmmmmmmmm, dance like jamira! |
| Make love/ Make war | war is easier |
| Wear fur/ Wear loin cloth | loin cloth..........hahahahaha |
| Get married at 16/ Never get married at all | ......never get married at all i suppose |
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