The greatest weird random survey EVER!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA |
Created by hyperviper127 and taken 14 times on bzoink! |
Just the basics first... can't scare you off right away |
Name | zaida |
Nicknames | zed, asswipe.. |
Age | 17 |
How many babies do you eat every day? | 1764785296345...............hmmmm, babies |
shh... you heard nothing... favorite food? | babies |
favorite band/artist | LP |
favorite type of music | rock |
what do you hope to do with your life? | become the worlds greatest animation producer |
what are you doing with it right now? | whatl do you think im doing........ |
Do you love me (do you love me) now that I can dance? | no |
Can you dance? What is your favorite dance? | not if my life depended on it |
Who is your best friend? | hmmmm, i have about 5, bianca, cara, pia, nikki, natalie...maybe even more |
What hobbies do you have? | phhht, too many to list |
What is your favorite book? Or do you read at all? | HAHA, i laugh in your face!(i had nothing) i dont read! |
Who would win in a fight? |
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton? | who the hell is edward? |
James Bond or Pierce Brosnan? | james bond |
Smeigel or Golom? | who cares, they could both die for all i care |
Banana or chair? | chair |
Martin Luther King Jr. or Martin Luther? | neither |
The Pope or Ozzy Osbourne? | pope, haha, go popey! |
Me or You? | .......well dah, i would kick your ass my china |
Napoleon Dynamite or Napoleon? | dynamite |
Jackie Chan or Jackie O? | jackie chan, whooooooot |
Ashlee Simpson or Avril Lavigne? | avril i suppose....+_+ |
Tom Cruise or Richard Gere | tom |
The Rock or Richard Nixon? | meh, who cares |
Bill Clinton or Monica Lewenski? | .................0.o i dont care |
Richard Simmons or Oprah? | oprah, hahaha |
Swordfish or Exploding lobster? | go the lobster! |
Elf or gnome? | gnome, lol |
Hitler or Sadam? | shit, thats a good one........hitler i think |
Pudding or Sword? | im going with the sword |
Enough of that... more real questions |
How many times a week to you clean your belly button? | ? everyday when i shower.....loser |
Who has the best smile ever? | hmmmmmm, i dont know...... |
Do you feel loved right now? | no.......mimimimimimii |
Do you feel squishy right now? | yes, very |
Sniff. What do you smell? | you! TAKE A BATH! |
Who was the last person you tried DESPERATELY to avoid? | hmmmmmmm, i dont know....... |
What is your favorite candy? | chocolate! |
Favorite TV show? | +_+...........DBZ |
Favorite movie? | .....+_+.........i dont know....... |
This or that |
Lose a finger/ scar your face | scar your face |
Glass half empty/ glass stuck in foot | half empty |
Get caught picking your nose/ have someone else picking your nose | !!!!!!!!! get a life |
Taco/ pizza | pizza |
Cheese/ salsa | yuk! |
Find a worm in your food/ find half a worm in your date's food | you suck |
Get pantsed in class/ have your pants rip (on the butt) while on a date | hmmmmmmmm, neither |
Step in human poop while barefoot/ pee your pants in public | man, you really dont have a life do you? |
Escargot/ Oysters | yuk |
Bungee jumping/ Underwater caving | meh, both sound good |
Do a little dance/ Make a little love/ Get down tonight Woo! | hmmmmmmmmmmm, dance like jamira! |
Make love/ Make war | war is easier |
Wear fur/ Wear loin cloth | loin cloth..........hahahahaha |
Get married at 16/ Never get married at all | ......never get married at all i suppose |
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