1) Get 24 condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts
2)Set of all of the alarm clocks in Housewares for
5 minute intervals
3)Make a trail of tomato juice on the way to the
restroom
4)walk up to am employee and say in an official
tone and say ' code 3 in housewares' and see
what happens
5) go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of
m&ms on lay away
6) move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area
7) set up a tent in the camping department and tell
the other shoppers that you'll invite them in
if they bring you pillows from the bedding
department
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you cry and
say ' why cant you just leave me alone?!?'
9) look into a security camera;act like its mirror
and pick your nose
10) while handling guns in the gun department, ask
the the clerk if he knows where the
anti-deppresants are
11) Dart around the store suspicously humming
loudly the ' mission impossible' theme
12)in the auto department practice your 'maddona
look' using different sized funnels
13) hide in a clothing rack and when people browze
through, yell PICK ME PICK ME!!!
14) when an announcment comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal possition and scream
NO NO its those voices again!!
15) go into a fitting room and wait a while; then
yell very loudly HEY theres no toilet paper in
here!!!*
I hope you enjoyed it RATE 5!!!
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