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Friday, September 28, 2007


   Blood + Randomness/Yuriko's REALLY Bored
**~ KAI'S SPECIAL SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ~**

Kai: Hey, I'm Kai Miyagisku. Did you know it's illegal to say ''I want to kill Diva.'' on our anime, Blood +? Technically, we can say it 'cause it's in the script. But not in real life. It's illegal to say ''I really want to kill Diva.'' *waves arms* ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL!! Also, it's illegal to say ''I really want Saya to kill Diva.'' But it's NOT illegal to say ''with a mortar launcher.'' That was its own sentence. But you can't go outside and say this because her Chevaliers will come into your room at night and kill you; I'm only TELLING YOU THIS: ''Anti-Diva Fanatics meet at the Tokyo Tower and the code word is Sic Semper Tyrannis.'' *holds up fist*
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**~ At the Opera House...~**

Diva" Ugh, this is boring.
Solomon: Have patience, Diva. It's almost over.

*silence..*

Solomon: So how was school?
Diva: Oh, it was okay. Saya, my dear sister said 'hi' to me.
Solomon: Is that right? Don't you two have art class together?
Diva: Yes, but we hardly talk. *Kai walks in, wearing a black coat* It's awkward really. I mean, I love my sister--OWIE! *holds the back of her head*
Solomon: What the..?
Kai: *points at Diva* Sic Semper Tyrannis!
Diva: W-what was that? Was that--was that a stick?? *Kai says Sic Semper Tyrannis again* SECURITY!!

*Haji walks up*

Haji: ...Why are you harrassing Diva for?
Kai: 'Cause I want to.
Haji: ...Get the hell out.
Kai: *stomps off as Haji walks away*
Solomon: Are you okay?
Diva: *rubs her head* I'll live. *Diva and Solomon talk about different things. Kai walks back inside*
Solomon: ..Maybe we should invite them for dinner.
Diva: Maybe, but I don't like them--OW! *gets hit in the head with a orange* WTF? Is that an orange?! SECURITY!!
Haji: *walks up as Kai runs off* ...Douchebag. *walks off*
Solomon: I told you. Last year.
Diva: ...Told me what?
Solomon: That you'd get attacked.
Diva: ...HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT A KID WAS GONNA HIT ME WITH RANDOM OBJECTS?! *Kai hits her with a bear*
Kai: EAT BEAR, TYRANT!!
Diva: OW! OUCH!!Stop hitting me with that thing!
Haji: ..Hey. Get the hell out of the opera house.
Kai: Fine. But when I come back, I'm coming' with Saya in tow.
Haji: ...Just get the fuck out, okay?

END.

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