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Hello My Freinds!!^^
Today is the last day for going to the school I am! NOOOO!! *sob* I don't want to leave!!
Well nothing much happend yesterday, I got some of my friends e-mails, and phone numbers *sigh* maybe if I don't fall asleep and finish my homework I write some poems for them...
Oh heres a poem I made up during english class, I got the idea from Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt
By Ivon [insert my last name]
you were my light
the light that quide me out of darkness
you were with me
by my side till the end
you were my lover
my lover who now is with the angels
you were my friend
a friend who meant everything to me
you were my light, you were with me,
you were my lover, you were my friend
forgive me for not being there for you
I know, depressing...but Goodbye My Lover by James Blunt isn't a cheerful song..
Okay on with my day,
After english I had P.E,
WHOO!! the team that I am on is UNDEFEATED!!GO US!!
The last team that I was on (softball) lost every game, until our softball team played football then we won ^^
I'm so happy! YAY! But then I had to clear out my locker *sigh* now its empty...well atleast I got my P.E clothes as a memory of the Southwest
after that well, I went to the after school program, I had anime club today, we watched a part of Whisper Of The Heart
Then right before I left I told the guy who is in charge of the YMCA (thats the after school program) that tomorrow is my last day, and he asked me if I was coming to the YMCA tomorrow, I said yes and then guess what! He said there is going to be pizza and movie!WHOO!! I am going to have a good bye party!!^^ atleast on my last day of Southwest I can have pizza
I also just came back from the mall, my dad took me, my sis, and my bro to the mall to get shoes, I got some black shoes...
Oh and we eat there, I got chinese, my sis got pizza, my bro got subway, and my dad got something else T_T can't remember the name of the place where he got his food...
Oh well...it was great either way ^^
Jokes Of The Day
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."
St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."
St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com
Found it here: http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/
7) Flying monkeys drive a UFO that steal cows and are friends with the Hot Pink Easter Bunny with his minions of Giant Pink Bunnies who are allies with the evil quirrels that throws their acrons at people
77) *poke* For some odd reason I like poking people *poke*
777) Have you noticed at all the numbers have a 7?
See ya and take care!^^