Monday, October 30, 2006

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Update

Yo!^^

Okay, I'm in school now...I tried adding a post last night but while I was typing everything down the laptop just shut down!! I didn't touch the shut down button this time...I guess the laptop has another virus *sigh* I hate viruses, I think the laptop is a paradise for viruses.

Well yesterday nothing much, as usual I stayed in my room most of the day *sigh* but guess what! When everyone (that means my mom, sis, bro, Louis [my mom's boyfriend], and Andy [Louis's daughter]) went to block buster they brought me ice cream!! It was tripple chocolate with fudge and penut butter!! It was great!! ^^

I also watched The Lake House with my mom, and sorta my bro, you see my brother was being an annoying spoiled brat, cuase he wouldn't stop asking "Mom, can I go outside??" Of course the ansdwer was no! I mean it was dark, no one was outside, though he did say his friends were outside but they were older than him and we couldn't see them...then he kept asking questions about the movie.

There is a reason why 8 year old kids shouldn't watch grown up movies...mostly romance

1) There is usually kissing

2) vulgar langue

3) Little kids expect everything being explain so something like two people from different times talking to each other you can expect a little kid being confuse

Well fortunatly there was no vulgar langue...last thing we need if having an 8 year old talking like all the boys in my school T_T\

Today is the same as usual except that since I forgot my binder I had to figure out away to get it back...so I went to the classroom I left it in and since no one was there I went to the office who called the janitor WHO NEVER SHOWED UP!! I waited and waited but no janitor *sigh* luckly my world cultures teacher came and got my binder for me

You see there is a door that lead to my worlds culture teacher's classroom to the classroom where I left my binder...so he easily got it... but I'm sorta pissed off cause the janitor never showed up...

During English time we had to make a poster about the story we just read and of course since it was it was a team work thing everyone talked

So I asked my friends and semi-friends if they gonna miss me when I leave, everyone said they will but my other friend gave me I note that said

I hope you miss us cause we wont!
Just playing

To tell the truth I think she wasn't just playing around *sob* it really hurt my feelings... I mean they (my semi-friends) usually say things they don't mean, but why always at me? now I don't know if she meant it or not...

Since I didn't want to start crying infront of them I started to be sorta more annoying than usual..by that I mean just talking more poking Vanessa that sorta cheered me up ^^

Sorry no jokes!!

QUESTION

1) Has one of your friends ever said something that hurt you and you don't know if its true or not?

23) If your about to cry and don't want to show it what do you do?

7814) If your happy and you know it clap your hands!!^^ *claps hands*

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

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Hi everyone!!^^

You probably noticed that I took down the layout that my friend FlowerKiss made and changed my theme...I know...somethings are sorta mixed up...but I fix it! So don't have the whole comment about how lame it looks...

For those who don't know...I don't like pink... so why is my site pink?? Well cause I spent a whole hour trying to find a background that none of my friends has...so I got stuck with this one..

Oh and how do you make your background not repeat?? I know some of you know!! So tell!

Okay well on with my day...yesterday I didn't go to the halloween party for three reasons

1) I didn't know where the party was

2) The address was in a invatation

3) the invatation was in my binder (along with some of my homework) that I left at school

T_T dang...my friend wont be too happy...

Other than that nothing much, Andy and Louis are here..*sigh* and once again no Curina (no idea how to spell her name)

I'm starting to think she doesn't like us...

oh my sis and Andy made a cake! Whoo!! GO CAKE!! It was chocolate and had M&Ms! ^^ I'm getting hugry...must eat more!!

Seki: If you keep eating so much junk food you'll end up like a sumo wreseler..

I don't eat too much junk food..well other than that one of my friends said she might put up a new layout for me...so thats the main reason for why I took down the old one...

T_T but I sorta feel dumb cause me and my friend didn't know how to take it down...so then I asked Flowerkiss and she said just to delete the things on the post styles T_T I really felt dumb

Seki: Aren't you already dumb

You be quiet! Okay now on with the jokes

Jokes

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWNSINESS (Duh!)
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More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots:

1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

2. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

3. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

8. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

9. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steam roller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
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QUESTIONS

1) How do you make your background not repeat??

32142314718235418) YAY FOR SKIPPING NUMBERS!!^^

2312) Like my new theme?

34) Do you like pink?

231) Favorite animal?

6871) What song should I put up? (by that what song would go with my theme)

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

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Hello people!!^^

Okay well today..nothing much, oh I found out when we are moving, its on friday..so that gives us a week (or well 6 days) to pack...*sob* I really don't want to go...

Well on the happier note today on afterschool we carved pumkins!!^^ I first time carving a pumkin and the pumkin looked horrible!! *laugh* well not really that horrible...it was alright...for a first timer I guess...

But all the girls were screaming cause when we were removing the insides it felt weird...and nasty...*laugh* it was funny...

Oh and I played speed..>.> I was okay...but speed games not my thing...so I pretty much sucked...oh well

the teacher in charge of anime club who I call parrot hair (cause he was hair that looks like our parrot when our parrot is yelling) told me about Temecula and everything, he said there is a bunch of anime conventions near by...so I guess thats a good thing...in San Diego there is only comic con...and since we are near by I can still go there...just an hour away...

On spanish class I got a friend (or well semi-friend) and she saw my book that I keep all my poems in and when she read it she was crying!! >.< I was like O.O "are you okay??? Something wrong?? want me get the teacher???"

I found out that she was crying of my poems...she said my poems are sad...

Just great...I am gonna make everyone cry with my depressing poems...oh well..atleast she said she liked them...

*thinks* I think thats it...>.> oh I found out on halloween we are allowed to wear costumes to school and if not then we have to wear uniforms...

Other than that I am having some friends problem, unfortunatly my friend K and Steph aren't getting along, they don't fight...they just don't talk...*sigh* and they were such good friends, K said she is trying but she just doesn't want to be Steph's friend anymore, and the only reason she is still her friend is cause Steph only got me and K...

Since K wasn't at school I had to do my best to start a conversation with Steph...but it keeps getting harder and harder...

Oh and to finally end this, I sorta called my mom a asshole >.< I'm not kidding...I was sorta mad at her and everything and the word asshole just came up...

Hopefully when we move things get better...

Jokes of the Day

There was a boy named Johnny who live right behind a building that had an anormous amount of grafitti on it. One day, while he was coming home from school he saw a word written on the wall. When he gets home he asks: "Mom, What does crap mean?" "Where did you here that word from Johnny?" he replied, "I read it on the wall when I was coming home from school, What does it mean?" "Its a fancy word for dinner." "Oh....Okay" and he went to his room. The very next day he asks his mom: "Mom, What does butthead mean?" "where did you hear that word Johnny?" she asks. "I saw it covering up the word on the wall that meant dinner, what does it mean?" "Its what people around here call their pastor." "Oh....Okay" and he went to his room. The very next day he asks:"Mom what does sex mean?" "You read that on the wall didn't you?" Johnny nodded, "yup, What does it mean?" "It's a word for getting dressed. Now hurry up and get ready the pastor is coming over for dinner" "okay." he says When the pastor arrived Johnny opened the door and said, "Hi butthead, craps on the table and mom and dad are upstairs having sex!"
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There was a pretty funny joke written by someone named eric y. about 15 funny things u could do in public places. Well, i did them 15 and the below are the results I got. the first bti is the words eric wrote and below is my result. ERIC I LOVE U YOU ARE SO SO SO COOL FOR DOING ALL THAT JUNK !!!!!!!!!

1. Eric: Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start. (I met lots of new people this way) Chrissy: i got about 5 people telling me about what they were shopping for, 3 had an actual conversation with me but one dude got all twitchy and just...left.

2. Eric:Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, didn't you!?" (People normally look at me very confused with this one.) Chrissy: about 3 people actually replied by saying something along the lines of, "Oh, hey Chrissy!"(i live in a sortov small town) and one lady told me she couldnt remember anyones names anymore(she wasnt even old)

3. Eric: Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!") Chrissy: most people just ran away, 2 asked me if i was ok but didnt sound very sincere.

4. Eric: Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize. (This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.) Chrissy: I had the same dilemma. You know, its really difficult trying to bump into them accidentally-on-purpose. People were giving me very funny looks. and not haha funny, WEIRD funny.

5. Eric:Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?" (You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.) Chrissy: Lol that was a good one; I got two of my friends to help me with this one, we all followed the same person all the way through the store...ah, good times. That guy is probably mentally scarred now

6. Eric: Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a monkey. (It works with any animal.) Chrissy: I attracted quite a crowd....it was a bit weird, i think they would have payed if i'd put out my hat ;P

7. Eric: Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by. (It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.) Chrissy: This was a great one, people got really freaked out... they tried to make sure i was ok but they all were so grossed out they were trying to keep me away from them. lol!

8. Eric: Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men? I was just wondering because I have an obsession for me. It's in my pants. Do you want me to spray you with it?" When they look at you funny, take out the cologne and say "What? It's just my obsession for men cologne. What were you thinking of?" (It doesn't work on the people that have the cologne.) Chrissy: Imagine how odd the reactions you would have were. Now times it by about 10 becasue I am a girl. ;P

9. Eric: Walk behind someone and have an arguement with yourself. (It's even better if you talk in two different voices.) Chrissy: Lol Now i am going to suggest the best reaction accents- german, newfie, indian, cowboy, and itallian

10. Eric: Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?" (I got a total of 5 people to drink from my bottle.) Chrissy: I got 11 people to but i had to keep refilling it because I did it when it was like 35 degrees(Celsius) outside lol

11. Eric: Have a newspaper or a book(or something like that) and hold it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?" (Confusion is funny.) Chrissy: Oh boy that was so funny, i ot the strangest looks. A guy my age said yes, thanks, and he put the newspaer down his shirt and walked away lol! It was ok though, the paper was free.

12. Eric:Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to people saying, "Eh, how're you doing?" and try to shake their hand. (Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things sticking to your hand.) Chrissy: It was a piece of mars bar, melted. The best reaction was when it actually stuck to their hand. And the guy asked me if he could keep it! omg lol

13. Eric: Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that." (It works with trees too.) Chrissy: Well i think people thought i had mental difficulties and they looked at me quite odd. a few people got kind of mad though, but they didnt know what to say because they thought i was mentally retarded, so they didnt want to yell. Lol!

14. Eric: Go up to someone and say in a very low voice, "Death by catapult." (There is also, death by spatula, death by rug burn, death by malapropism, or any other weird random way of death.) Chrissy: I went up to a guy in a suit with a MOUSTACHE(the guy had the moustache, not the suit) and said, "death by smurf" and he replied, in an equally low and sinister voice, "death by teletubby" !!!!!!!!!!! I love him!!!

15. Eric: Get people to join you in your strange adventures. (Twice the people = twice the fun.) Chrissy: I quite agree!

Eric:Be careful about the people you do these things to. Have fun.

Chrissy: Good Luck you guys!
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QUESTIONS

1) *throws evil quirrels at you*

2) Whats your favorite color?

3) Have you ever made one of your friends or someone you know cry?

4) Aren't you so happy that I didn't skip any numbers??

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

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Hello everyone!!^^

Well today at spanish class I had to repersent my colash...I was second to last so I was kinda ready...i had some naruto things on it, bleach, my favorite ice cream, my favorite cookies, the i-pod I want, the laptop I want...and a picture of me in the 5th grade...

Well nothing much happend today other than that..

Seki: What about your mom being late?

oh yeah...well after school I told my mom to pick me up...so when I got outside..my mom wasn't there so I thought she was a little late.. but then after a long time waiting I went to ask the principal if I could use the school's phone that they give to the people who stay outside making sure that no one gets kidnapped.. well I called my mom...but I had to leave a message cause my mom didn't pick up..

So then I waited some more...

Kurai: and more...and more...

>.> yep..and then after much thinking (I had plently of time of thinking) I decided to walk home since it was getting late and everyone (a few kids [and I mean a few kids] and a teacher) were all on the other side of the school...so then while walking I noticed my friend Tanya was there..so I waited for her to catch up...and we talked..and then I found out that she had a cell phone...>.< no fair!!

Seki: T_T shes just mad cause she doesn't have a cell phone

Well its not my fault that my dad doesn't get me a cell phone!! >.> well on with the story...then while walking..then I saw my mom driving back home...when she pulled over my friend Tanya asked if she was my mom..and then said (after I told her that my mom was my mom) that we don't look alike..

Seki: that is true...you two don't even have the same skin color...

True...I guess I look more like my dad...>.> I have no idea why people say me and my mom look so much alike...

well I asked her if she wanted a ride home but when she said no *laugh* my mom looked at the mirror..*laugh* her expression was priceless..

when I waved good bye to my friend from the car and said " Look I am in a car while your walking!!" (not nice but I was sorta hyper) my mom asked me if she looked alright...

I guess my mom was thinking that Tanya thought my mom was well...not right upstairs or something..

Oh well...then I asked her why she was 35 minutes late...and her answer was

my mom: I was talking at the phone...

Okay...I know that she talks a lot (mostly on the phone) but couldn't she just talk on her cell phone while driving to school? *sigh* oh well..

Since you seem to like the jokes I decided to put some more..

Todays Jokes

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
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One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night. Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night. Holy Night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it." He answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, the little parrot sang out loudly (like it was the performance of his life): "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."


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1) Have you ever been outside school waiting for someone to pick you up and their excuse wasn't really an excuse?

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273462) Are you annoyed by my questions?

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

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Hello my friends!!^^ Sorry for not adding a post but during the weekend I was with my dad, so I didn't get a chance to do my homework..so now I have to finish my homework..>.< I'm still not finished... I hate it when I day dream while I am doing my homework..

well on saturday nothing much..I missed Naruto *sob* and then while my dad, bro and sis went to play paint ball I learned (or well learning) how to knit a hat... I am almost finished. I went to buy some ice cream with my grandpa..and well when no one was looking I went to get a lot of ice cream...bad Yug! well atleast I wasn't caught..

On sunday I went on the computer but for some reason I didn't feel like adding a post..so my excuse is my laziness...

well today nothing much, other than my friends aren't getting along...I don't know why... they were the best of friends but now they hardly talk to each other...

Edit: I sneaked on here, I am currently on my world cultures class... well i found out that my spanish project is due today.. NOOO!! I'm not finished...

Oh I forgot to mention that my friend is hosting a party on saturday...I decided to go in my granny custome...

just cause I can before you go to the questions of the day...I saw some jokes in funny.com that I want to share with you

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

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A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to himself. "But lets see what they think they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weigh himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds.

Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.

I love this company, he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun." Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" Asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most vigorous program." "Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"

The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'

QUESTIONS

1) I hate homework...

3) did you like the jokes?

3124) I'm sleepy..

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

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Hi everyone! Sorry for not posting sonner, its 3 pm here, so I guess some of you its around 6...

well the reason why I didn't post sonner is cause for some reason when I went to a web site it said some about a blaster virus...>.< I couldn't get on anywhere, I even tried to shut down the computer and turn it on again, but the warning sign was still there... evil viruses!

Today I had to run some laps..well walk, me and my friend K (I didn't ask her if I could post her full name, and I don't like posting other people names without permission first) walked, and well she told me that our P.E teacher asked her cousin's friend to dance for her and he will give her a A, and the girl did it! I told her she should tell someone....but she didn't tell me why she didn't tell someone cause she went to tell some of her other friends..and being the friend I was I ran up to her..

Well I didn't get in trouble for not being able to right down about what my name means cause I went to the teacher and told my problem (yep! I am the kind of student that does things like that, and no I am not the teacher's pet) well she told me I wasn't getting in trouble cause I told her, that was a relief...last thing I wanted was another detention...

Oh also in science we went to see this video about sound and such...well the video was great!

Seki: but the girls behind us were too loud

True...they keept interrupting my teacher, and they were eigth graders, really I thought that the 8th graders had better manners, but I guess my 8 year old little brother has better matters, no I am not exageratting (did I spell that right?)

Oh and there was this part that there was this thunder noise in the movie, and well everyone screamed! oh and now Kurai can't hear anything..

Kurai: *can't hear anything*

Okay...since I want to visit as many sites as possible I leave you guys with some questions, oh and please forgive me if I don't visit..I'll try my best!

QUESTIONS

1) Number 1 is as sleep...go to number 111

111) Does your laptop or computer gets viruses alot?

999) Is any of your teachers a big pervert? Or have you ever gotten a teacher who was a pervert?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

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Hi guys! yesterdays post was short, I didn't even had questions...reason for this is cause I was doing my post when they told us to shut down the computers..

well I am trying to find out what my name means for homework that is due today..hey anyone knows what Ivon means? or where Ivon came from? I mean like what kind of origin...I think its either german or french *shrugs* I just guessed..

Oh in spanish we got a week to this thing..we have to cut up things that we like a paste them on a piece of paper..I don't want to do it, cause we have to include a picture of us...I hate my pictures..

its almost midnight >.< thats really late for me.. must do this quick..

Today my dad took me and my brother to the mall, I got Naruto Vol. 1 and Stubassa (I have no idea how its spelled) Vol. 1 my dad wouldn't let me get anymore..but oh well, I already finished Naruto so now I must finish the huge library book then I read my other manga...

QUESTIONS

1) Is my post short? (too lazy to really look at it)

2421) What does your name means?

3842) Do you know what my name means? (my name is Ivon and yes I am a girl, so no I didn't messed up with the a with an o its not Ivan, its Ivon)

4285765) I was bored, and felt like putting this up..



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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

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Hi everyone! nothing much happend today...I forgot to do my homework, so as usual I copied it from my friends, for some odd reason everyone does this, they finish part of their homework go to school and get the rest from their friends..*shrugs* oh well..

In spanish I went to the computer lab (where I am currently at) and had to type this letter in spanish, so you can guess that it took everyone forever to finish

Oh during my first period (well really 4rth) my speench teacher came, I meet a girl called Daisy, she seems nice, well either way we played this game and I lost..*sob* no fair..

Yesterday my mom took me to a walk..nothing much happend during that time, my mom and me had an aurgument of course..same as usual..

Sorry See ya!

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Monday, October 16, 2006

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HI everyone! Sorry for not being able to update earlier. Nothing much happend, during P.E we played softball, and well the softball hit a boy in well..the thing that boys have and girls don't me and my friend Kailing started laughing! Unfortunatly we lost.. the other team had 15 (really 13 cause two people didn't touch the bases so two didn't count) and our team had 1

Dam...everyone else won atleast 2..but we didn't won at all../).(\ we are terrible at softball once it was 20 something to 0

Seems everyone (that seen it) thought the vid. yesterday thought it was funny...

*throws confetti* just now some teacher said on friday we are gonna carve pumkins!! I never carved a pumkin before..I can't wait!

Well the reason why I didn't get a chance to update sooner is cause my mom was looking for a new job..not much luck.. oh well..

>.< I need to go to the bathroom so badly but all the school's bathroom is locked (I am in school right now) NO FAIR!! >.< just when I really got to go..all the bathrooms are locked..

QUESTIONS

1) Have you really had to go to the bathroom but for some reason you can't?

66666) Look whats behind you??

917342) NOOO!! I found out I can't go to Youtube!! *sob*

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

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Hello my friends!! Well today i once again had a marvelous day!

Lets see, I went to temecula yesterday, there I went to an arcade, it was fun! I went on some kocarts (I have no idea how to spell it) and on my first time on it, well I was number 1! I was in second palce, and there was this once guy who was ahead of me...it took some time but I beat him! YAY ME!! I AM THE KING OF THE KOCART TRACK!!

Kurai: O.o don't you mean queen??

Oh yeah...well either way I was in first place!! Go Me! Oh and then my mom was on one and guess what I said to her and my bro? I screamed "Move Over!!" then a bumped into them..*laugh* my mom and bro were like O.o and then when I went again..well the little cars don't go at the same time, so one line go first and the other comes up, well since I was in the second line it was harder for me to go to first, but either way, I passed a bunch of people on the first line, but there was this one guy (who was in the car 16) and well, he had to look back at me just to make sure I am right behind him, cause I was doing everything I can to get in front of him

Seki: even bumping (witch is not permitted but a lot of people were doing that) and then Yug passed him

That cause he had to make room or I would have just bump into his car so hard he would go bye bye, nope not kidding..*laugh* it was so much fun beating all the people

QUESTIONS

17293658165316273) what you doing??

6712) I am currently watching Bleach, GO BLEACH!!

19823) DO THE CHIBI! /)O.O/) (\O.O(\ /)O.O(\ (\O.O/)

P.S My friend Tamako315 had this on her post, and I had to share it with you



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