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Monday, March 31, 2008

   Weird day at school...then again, when is it not?
Okay so, here's the break down of my day.

So, Pierce (Who is this really annoying dude that has an obsession with me) kept trying to tell me about his weekend and I was like,
"I do not care."
And then he kept trying to talk to me. So I hit him.
Then Kristian (Who is this really annoying girl) flipped out because Katherine (One of mah buddies) stole her chair. Now, this isn't really that big of a deal, but most of us like to have the new chairs rather than the old ones because the new ones don't wobble. So, she got all pissed and I'm like,
"It's just a chair."
And she's like,
"It's none of your business."
And I'm like,
"Yeah, actually it is. You're annoying me and I'm stopping you." But I didn't really say that. I wish I had though.

Kristian got all pissed at me cause I said something and then she said I was as annoying as Pierce. Then I was like,
"Have you spent a day with yourself?"
Then she got more pissed.
And then like, 2 minutes later she was like talking and laughing at every joke I made. Bipolar much? BTW this isn't mean to insult anyone who is bipolar. Trust me, if you met her and I said that, you'd probably shoot me.

I was hanging out with Sydney (Whose my buddy cause she worships my fanfictions) and she was like,
"What would a emo fart smell like?"
I was like,
"Ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread."
She was like,
and I was like,
"Because ham is the darkest sandwich meat and the cheese isn't the crappy white american kind, it's like extra sharp cheddar. And rye bread is the dark kind of bread..." And I came up with this explanation out of thin air. I don't even know where it came from.

Here we were talking about sex. And our text book was talking about if one is no physical contact and ten is sexual inter course, what are your limits? I was like,
And the teacher started laughing. Consider I WAS joking. The only thing I've really ever done with a guy is share drinks, hold hands and peck on the lips...'cept for that one time he attemped to get his tongue in my mouth and he licked my lips instead and I was like,
"Thanks, my lips were dry anyway." XD

And now I will skip right to exteneded care-
There was yoai going on on the playground. These two first graders were like, having buttsex in the middle of the soccer field, well, not really soccer field, but where they play soccer.

So I was swinging and I saw this boy tackle the other one. And I was like, "Okay..."
And then a couple seconds later, Marcus was like, "OH MY GOD."
Then Ashley was like, "YOAI."
And I was like, "Are those kids like...having buttsex?"
The image was frightening. The one kid that was tackled was laying on the ground, then the other kid was like, humping his butt...
The first thing that came to mind was a SasuNaeu fanfic....

Then I came home.

If you're still reading this(and you aren't Ashley) I owe you something. Seriously.

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Sunday, March 9, 2008

*GASP?* I sing?

That's me singing a song from Haruhi Suzumiya. There be no music, but much lousyness.XD


KTHXBAI~ (Btw, that's Kay thanks bye)

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

   I'm satisfied...not really.
dfkvfngvire tgrzpl,dvmaoksfnsdj! I <3 the new page of Honeydew Syndrome.
Which reminds me of something else...Madeline, go post.
But anyway, back to honay, It's kinda like...I dunno. Just like pure awesomeness. One of my friends was like "Who's seme, Josh or Metis?"
Which she is. She's the whitest girl I've ever met in my life....Next to Allison. So those of you who have no idea who I'm talking about, disregard this post. KTHXBAI~

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Monday, March 3, 2008

Hey, I coulda sworn...
I thought they were gonna like, have this down for a while. Someting about, theOtaku Version Vibrant or whatever. I guess they figured we all have no lives and need myOtaku to survive...

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

It's surprising how a good deed can bring negative ramifications. <--D00d...That's an awesome line right there...
Anyway, Since I decided to stay home with my mom...who's sick, I get sick too...With Pink eye.
How suckish is that?

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

   Damn you Metis....
Why can't you fucking act the way rabid fangirls want you to act. JEESH.
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Friday, February 15, 2008

Boys: Can't live with 'em, can't make babies without 'em.
I don't understand why boys think stabbing girls with pencils is a sign of affection.I mean, yeah, It's cute...for fifth graders. I'm in the fucking eighth grade and guys(at my school at least) still think that the guy who drops thier book on my foot will be my next boyfriend. So stupid.

While we're on the subject of guys, Valentine's Day felt a little empty for me. My crush of 7 years(and still counting) and boyfriend of 2 years has moved to Illinios. Yeah, I know that isn't how you spell it. And yeah, you don't know where I live either, but he's far away. Anyway, He's been there for a year now, and I text him every once in a while and call him even less. God knows he was a terrible boyfriend, but he was my best friend ever, other than Madeline. We were the perfect trio. I really miss him.;_;

Chances are getiing even slimmer that I'll be able to go to public school next year. Mom found some school called Word of Life. Blech.

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

   Teehee -Fangirl squeal-
HALLEHLUYAH. Just looked at the newest page of Honeydew Syndrome. Those of you who have seen it know exactly what I'm talking about. ^.^

*Loves Madeline for telling me about honeysyn*

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Sunday, February 3, 2008

I've been sitting on this computer waiting for 3:00 to roll around. I looked at the clock, hoping it was at LEAST 2. But nooo, It's 1:30. This is the reason why I hate time. It goes fast when you want it to slow down, and slows whenever you want ti to speed up. Has anyone else noticed this?

I also read Honeydew Syndrome like Madeline told me to do. Now that's all I'm gonna talk about.

Thanks alot. -.-

I took a quiz!

What Is Your Name?Tori!
Who Is Your Favorite Anime Guy?Kakashi...*drool*
Who Is Your Favorite Anime Girl?Don't have one, but Tsunade's pretty cool.
Who Is Your Favorite Author?I don't do the whole reading thing unless I'm forced.
What Do You Like To Do In Your Meantime?...Do shit on the computer. Kinda like this quiz....
Is Your Favorite Time Of Day Evening or Morning?My favorite time is 4:30. Not late, not early.
What Is Your Favorite Book?(Can Be Anime)Like I said, I don't read.
Do You Like Yourself?Sure! What's not to like?
Do You Like Someone? If So Who?Nyeh...
What Is Your Favorite Hobby?Writing fanfictions!
Do You Get Bored Easily?Yup.
Do You Get Mad Easily?Nope.
Are Your Moodswings Often?Nope.
Are You So Bored That You Are Taking This Quiz?DUH.
Um....How Old Are You? Wouldn't you like to know.
Do You Have Siblings? If So, How Many?One 1/2 brother.
How Many Friends Do You Have?Too many to count. But my best friends are few.
Do You Like Shopping?No, not really.
What's Your Favorite Style?I have my own unique style.
What Grade Are You In?8th, unfortunately.
Do You Like Swimming?Yeah.
Beach or Pool?Pool. It tastes better. XD
Soda or Water?Nyeh. Depends on the day.
Walking or Riding?If it's riding Kakashi, then DEFINITELY riding.
Coloring or Drawing?Coloring. I suck at drawing.
Reading or Writing?Writing. We've established this already.
Happy or Sad?....Eh, who WANTS to be sad?
Elf or Bird?What kind of question is that?
Demon or Angel?Dude.....No. Just no.
Do You Like School?No one likes school. Just the people in it.


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Monday, January 28, 2008

Yay! I'm being a good student!!!!shiftone111one!!!
Yeah, I actually decided to do my homework today. Go me. ^.^
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