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Sunday, September 18, 2005


chronicles in a hamster ball...w00t!
It's official I have gone completely insane.

Over the past three weeks I've lost about....probably two days of normal sleep that I should be getting! why do you ask, I have no idea, I can normally sleep like I'm dead until at least noon on the weekends but oh no...not now, it doesn't WORK that way now....it CAN'T


here are a few scripts that have occured to me, a before and after will be issued for your convenience

-Before-

(my room, noon, Saturday)

Joey: Danny, how long have you been up?

Danny: two hours

Joey: Oh...

Danny: you can go back to sleep now

Joey: thank you -falls on floor-

---

(My house, 7:15 a.m. Tuesday)

Dad: JOEY GET UP ALREADY!!!

Joey: I'm up! ...kinda

Dad: I bet you haven't even put in your contacts yet have you...

Joey: that isn't true! ...I already put in one before falling back asleep

Dad: I really don't see how you get good grades

Joey: I don't think anybody does
---
(My room, five a.m. Saturday)

Xero: Joey are you there?

Joey: -snoozing-

Xero: Oh God he fell asleep on me again

Joey: -drools-

Xero: YOU KNOW THE LEAST YOU COULD'VE DONE WAS GIVE ME PARTY LEADER!!!!

Joey: ......

Xero: you punk

(I was on XBOX Live that time sorry for any confusion)

and now the after (present)

(a week ago, 10:00 a.m. my living room)

Danny: Joey?

Joey: hi

Danny: how long have you been up?

Joey: four hours

Danny: ouch

Joey: I thought it was eleven when I woke up

Danny: what have you been doing all this time

Joey: watching lifetime movies -eyes wide open-

Danny: you're serious?

Joey: yep, and I think my head is going to explode now
---
(my room, 6:15 a.m. tuesday)

Dad: Joey are you-

Joey: right here, yep

Danny: wow

Joey:I KNOW! IT FEELS LIKE I JUST DRANK A COLE BUT I REALLY DIDN'T SPEAKING OF WHICH CAN I HAVE THIS!

Dad: yeah sure

Joey: wooo hooo! -goes outside and jumps on trampoline-
---
(last night, 5:00 a.m. my room)

Joey: -wakes up- sorry Xero I dozed off...Xero?

Xero: -asleep-

Joey: huh...well ok then goodnight, I guess I'll hear from her in the morning -falls back asleep with the mic still on-
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I think I've proven my point...

It's ridicuous and the worst part is I'm not even tired when this happens, I should be but I'm not. it's getting really annoying so with that said, if I EVER become an insomniac on you guys tell me!!!

...goodnight

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