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Wednesday, November 17, 2004


   Hewwo
Hey nothing much to say. >_O Ummm.... I'm getting my hair cut tonight? Yeah thats it. I didn't say how short though. I want my hair to grow out super duper long. Cause it looks nice long. You know I was talking about the lemons in english before? Well I had to write an essay about the life of the lemon LOL And it's gonna be graded. Wanna see it? I had to type it out and I saved it on Microsoft word. OKay! Here it is!
A small lemon sits in a bag with a bunch of other lemons, bored. He sighs and looks around him. He thinks to himself, Why am I so different from all these other lemons? I’m all scarred and bruised, and here are perfect shiny yellow lemons!
He fell into a deep trance, overlooking his past. He remembered the day he was born. July 27, 2004 in Miami, Florida. He was picked off a tall lemon tree. When the young lemon woke up for the first time he found himself in a large crate. He responded to the name “Amilio”.
He was very confused and stressed out. He had to take out his anger and stress out on other smaller lemons by bullying them around and taking away their lunch money. He has gotten into many fights with older lemons, too, which has left him with battle scars, inside and out. Later on in his life, he was packed away in an even larger crate with a whole bunch of lemons. As the crate moved around and shook a lot, Amilio winced in pain as he watched his bruises form. When he got to his final destination called Edison, New Jersey, he was dropped in a place with many other diverse lemons. BOOM! He fell into a big crowd of lemons and passed out.
He woke up and noticed he is in a supermarket. He hopes that one day, someone would buy him and take him home. Later on, a woman picked him up and a few other lemons.
“Yay! I get to go to a real home!” Amilio cheered. He fell into a deep sleep and later woke up in a pink, stuffy bag with his other lemon companions.
“Hey! Some humans just picked our friends up! What’s happening here?” One of the lemons said to Amilio.
“I don’t know…” Amilio replied. He was then scooped up and he waved goodbye to the rest of the lemons in the bag. The next day, Amilio felt old, frail, and soft.
Ugh, don’t tell me I have to go back out there. It’s crazy! So many humans were smelling me. And they threw me around too! Man, did I feel dizzy! He thought to himself.
Suddenly the bag shook and moved around and all of the lemons began to fall out of the bag, including Amilio. They all entered a shadowy dark realm known as a “Trash can”. That was the end of Amilio’s well-lived adventure!

Interesting, eh? Heh I like it. I wish lemons COULD talk... Then again if I found out lemons COULD talk... I should see a doctor... We were messing around in anime club LoL

Me:*Writes on paper bag puppet thing "I molest little kids" and draws it evil*
John: Hey! It's not happy! It's EVIL.
Me: *draws a happy face on it and it looks evil happy* There!
Cassie: *grabs bag and wirtes on the phrase so it says "I love to molest little kids!"*
Kate: *Takes bag and draws anatomical parts no one wanted to see...*
Emm:...YOU KILLED MY BAG!

Cassie: Fanta fanta don't ya wantea fanta?
Emm: Err...No... THat sounds kinda perverted

Cassie: *puts stickey foam thing on nose* Hey look! I'm now protected!
Emm: Nah that's not gonna "protect" you enough hahaha!
Cassie: Eeeew LOL

Emm: Hey Cassie since this is anime club we should talk about yaoi!
Cassie: Yeah like when we read about Orlando bloom and Elijah wood. Or Orli with Johnny Depp.
Emm: Haha how about Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. Jack ought to make Will drink his first rum that's gotta be quite on the kinky side.
Cassie: Woo! Let's write it!

CrAaAaAaAzY times eh? Lol we were such idiots there XD Well gotta run. Bye!

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