Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Dun Dun Dun. Aki has a new intro and for her new layout XD
Anywayz. Ello and welcome to meh site
Name Aki Miyazawa
Hair- dark purple
Team members- Aki, daikirai, and kuroneko
Squad leader- Kena-Sensei
once again me and my friend rulerofpenguins got bored in geometry and biloigy so we wrote this! we hate being freshmen! anyways enjoy!
1400 Central Headquarters
Roy- is the pipsqueak supposed to give me some reports today, lieutent?
Riza- yes sir!
Roy- heís 2 hours late!
[the door flys open and ed is propping himself up on the doorframe]
Ed- *giggles and hiccups*
Havoc- chief? You arenít drunk are u?
Ed- I swear I ainít officer drunk! I got license! Here beer hold! I it find!
Riza- oh god! Heís drunk! Whereís Alphonse? He needs to explain this!
[the closet door begins to shake! Al with a penguin dressed in a toga falls out]
Penguin- *waddles away*
Al- kitty! No! Come back!*al chases after the penguin and runs into the wall and falls*
Riza- colonel, what should we do withÖÖÖ.OMG! Colonel! Havoc!*her eye twitches as she watches the two having a drinking contest*
Riza- you know you canít drink in the office! What if the furher catches you?
Furher- Lieutent, up lighten! Fun itís!
[Roy and havoc are smoking now]
Riza- Havoc! What are you smoking?
Havoc- wouldnít know like you!
Roy- dude! Donít tell her!*is high**takes another puff*
Ed- let me have some!
Havoc- no mine!
[ed,roy,and havoc begin to fight]
Al- guys fighting quit! Kitty has something to say!
Penguin-*sings* YMCA, letís go to theÖ
Penguin- me got another song!*music starts to play*
Ed- Really? What is it?*letís go dim and then shine on the penguin*
Penguin- ohhhhhhh, At the bottom of the sea, where the mermaids murmur, youíll find me, at the bottom of the sea!
Ed- where the crabs walk backwards, thatís where Iíll be, at the bottom of the sea!
Al- and Iím going to swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swim to the bottom of the sea where the dog fish woof glook, and the cat fish meow glook, thatís where Iíll be!
Roy- at the bottom of the sea, where the fish all glook glook, you donít need a bathtub to get yourself clean, and Iím gonna swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swim
Havoc- Iíll be an underwater cowboy riding on my seahorse, rounding up the sea cows of course! At the bottom of the sea, thereís a Spanish galleon and sunken treasure is all around, and me and my octopus play with our swordfish and we play pirate games all day long!
Al,Ed,Roy,the penguin and Havoc-and Iím gonna swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swimy, swim, swim, swim to the bottom of the, not the top of, but the bottom of the sea!
[light dims and music stops]
[lights come back on]
Ed- wrong whats?
Riza- you all are a bunch of freakin retards!
Al- weíre either not!
Riza*another WTF look*
[knock at the door]
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!