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Thursday, August 4, 2005

   Chaotic ways to make life fun

This was posted by someone at www.animegalleries.net.Some of them are kinda funny.To me...

At Wal-Mart....

1. Bring some tomato juice with you and make a trail leading from the women's restrooms.

2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

3. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. Walk up to an employee and say a 'Code 3 at Housewares' wait and see what happens.

5. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

7. In the Auto department practice your 'Madonna Look' using different size funnels.

8. When an announcement come over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and yell, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!!"

9. Find your way to the microphone for the loud speaker then say, 'Emergency Meeting at the frozen food section!!'....casually walk by and see how many people show up.

At the Mall...

1. Go into a fitting room and stay for a while then yell very loudly,"HEY! There's no toilet paper in here!!"

2. Hide in a clothing rack and when people start browsing yell, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

3. When an employee asks if you need help, start crying and say, "Why can't these people just leave me alone?"

4. In the elevator, before exiting push all the buttons from the bottom up.

5. When you see someone modelling swim wear, hide near-by and hum the 'Jaws theme'.

6. In the elevator, start faking a panic attack, when someone asks what's wrong...tell them your pet rat escaped from your pocket again.

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005

   Another Quiz...I got bored....

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Thursday, July 21, 2005


Ok.I'm going somewhere and won't be back for a few days.So I won't be posting anything.Then again I only post stuff when I remember to.

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Saturday, July 16, 2005

   So Bored...

Well I have nothing to do.And to give myself something to do,I'm eating Nerds(the candy).But I'll be going to my dad's place in like...15 minutes.So I might have something to do...ok bye.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

   Funny Instructions

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Another Quiz...

Duo Maxwell

Which Gundam Wing character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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Friday, July 8, 2005

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You Are? by Osaku
This is about you and me..err I mean you...
Nickname(s)No nicknames
Hair ColorBlack
Natural Hair Color (if different)Black
Eye ColorDark brown
HeightUmm...no idea...
BirthplaceNew York
SignPicces(That's how you spell it right?)
Glasses/Contacts/"I Can See"Sadly,glasses
BirthmarksThere's this mark on my back.
Song that Describes Your life...
Relationships (aww)...
Are You In LoveNo
Who Are Your Best FriendsVagary
Do you Intend/Want to Get MarriedNever thought about it.
If So, WhereDon't know.
Do You Want a Family (kids!!!)F*** no!I hate kids!
If So, How ManyNONE.
If So, Boy/Girl/Doesn't MatterI told you I hate kids.
Aspirations (You go-getter you)...
What You Wanted to Be When You Were a KidI forgot.
What Do You Want to Be NowNo idea.
Where Do You Want to LiveIn a house.
Where Do You Want to VisitDon't know.
Where Have You Been That You'd Rather Be Right NowAt my dad's house.
What Would You Change About Yourself, Given the OpportunityUh...
Place (Near or Far, it doesn't matter)My cousin's house.
Vacation SpotAnyplace good.
Shopping LocationShopping?
Music GenreDon't realy have a favorite.
BandNo favorite.
ColorBlue and Black.
FlowerI don't like flowers.
SmellAny kind of food.
ShampooI use any shampoo.
Website...um...I don't have a favorite.
MovieI don't realy watch alot of movies.
ActorNo favorite.
ActressNo favorite.
HolidayMy birthday.
BookI don't read...
Game (Board/Computer/Word/Drinking..It's all good)Mortal Kombat.
Coke/PepsiThere's a difference?
Color/B&W (photos)I don't like taking pictures.
Tomato/Chicken NoodleChicken Noodle
Did You or Do You...
Have and Siblings1 sister.
Cry EasilyNO.
Think You are SmartKinda smart.
Act Your AgeSometimes.
Have Any TattoosNo.
Have Any Piercings2
Have Any PetsNo.
Get JealousNo.
Ever Like Boy BandsNo.
Believe in God/Allah/Jesus/etc.No.
Take Criticism WellYea.
Have You Ever...
Gotten Drunk BeforeNo but I do drink.
Smoked (cigarettes)Never.
Done Drugs (Any)Never.
Kissed a Member of the Opposite SexNo.
Kissed a Member of the Same SexHell no!
Been on an AirplaneYea.A few times.
Been on First Class on an AirplaneI wish...
Skinny Dippedno!no!no!
Had SexF*** no!
Take this Survgen survey!

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   11:45 a.m.

Damn sun woke me up.It's to early...Hey Vagary,I know your awake.So If you read this,PM me.

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   2:10 a.m.

I'm still not tired.But I think I should go to my room(I'm not gonna sleep).'Cause if my mom gets up and I'm still awake,she's gonna get real pissed.

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