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Friday, January 20, 2006


I don't have anything to say. But I'm not gonna be getting to anyone's sites. For some reason it taked a while to load for me. Sorry people...I'll get to them as soon as I can.

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Monday, January 16, 2006


Well we went to the mall. Didn't buy much. but I somehow blew out allmost all my cash I had with me...and Vagary was being retarded...again...did I tell you one time she started to spaz out in Hottopic? It was funny...She wants to come over here today. But we not sure. So...um...got nothing else to say...uhh...yea...

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

   just felt like updating...

Hey people...I just felt like updating. I don't know what to day. I'm at agary's house right now. We want to go to the mall. But we don't know when we gonna go.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006

   Meh iz bored.....

These are funny. Found them on www.ebaumsworld.com. I don't get the first or last one though...

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I Turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts . As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny. So, of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then, I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, " Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I don't have a change of clothes for him." Then I said, "Danny are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "NO," he replied. I just KNEW he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM,IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story.. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006

   Another Day Off...

My dad let me stay home again. I didn't have to beg this time. Not like I'll be missing anything. Never learn anything in school anyway...At least this year I don't. My step mom woke me up late today. She woke me up around 5 to 8, and my school starts at 8:05. I was trying to get ready real fast. I asked my dad if he was gonna drop me off. And he said just stay home. Good thing to. I still gotta finish my hw.

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Monday, January 2, 2006

   New Years...

Didn't feel like updating yesterday. Well It's 2006. Doesn't feel like it though...I didn't do anything. I just stayed home. It was boring...Oh well. Got a new background. Again. It's Duo. I think you can see the text better right? If you can't I can change it again. Anyone like it?

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

   Happy New Year!

I don't know if I'll be updating tomorrow. I hardly do. So Happy New Year to all of you. Don't know if I'm gonna do anything but we'll see. If I go somewhere I know I'm gonna get bored...Oh well...

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Friday, December 30, 2005


Got nothing to do. I'm so bored. I accualy did homework today. Don't got much to say here's a pic:

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005


Well I have'nt updated. Just felt like it. And once again I don't know what to say. I'm better though. I'm only 12, so those 4 bottles of beer and and bottle of wine did some damage to me. Damn cousins...oh well. It's ok.I changed the background. Anyone like it? Can you see the text? Here's a pic:

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

   Holy Shit! Merry CHristmas!

Sorry I'm late to update! My cousin got me drunk last night. We were celebrating his birthday and he gave me 4 bottles of beer and I drank 1 bottle of arbor mist. I was on my secon and I threw up. I threw up four times. It sucked...the throwing up part. But anyway, I only got 2 gifts! T.T Well accualy 3 including Vagary's. I didn't get that yet though. I'm gonna stop rambling.

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