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Wednesday, August 4, 2004


   I AM THE CHAMPION DAMMIT!
I pre-tested in Tae Kwan Do again! And I broke the board! A real board! A half inch (I think...I'm not at all good with measuring) of plywood, and I broke it! With one kick! Without hurting Mr. Ginto or the other guy holding it! Yay me! I'm so ecstatic, you wouldn't believe it! ^^ Best of all, I get to test for my yellow belt next week. If I get it (which I'm almost positive I will) I may very well change the page to match it. Sunshine-y yellow, like daises, buttercups, lemonade...AND MY FREAKIN BELT BABY! I can't wait! ^^


Which HP Kid Are You?

I also got pictures of some of my friends in tae kwan do. The cute lil Cubano boy Ramond, Clarissa the assisstant with the punk-y style, Marcus the tolerable one (so long as he's got a girlfriend), and some old dude who helped me trick Marcus into being shot with a camera. ^^ What fun!
Other than that, the day was good. I took my car in to have the amplifier in the speakers replaced, the washer-fluid hose replaced, and the washers readjusted. My car works good now. Yay! ^^

What Marauder are you?

Created by legomyelfboy with help from goleafsgo



I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty today! How I pity the girl who is not me, today! ^^
Soak up the culture children. Maria's song from West Side Story. ^^

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Tuesday, August 3, 2004


   Dirty lil secrets
Talked with theVampireEd again last night. He's so super funny! He has no problems with being accused of being a cross-dressing transgender anchorperson Batman!

Today was a fun day! I saw this really cute Japanese guy who spoke like no English in the Publix today. He let me take his picture--I love Japanese people! They never ask why when you take their picture--they just strike a pose. I found that out while I was visiting DC--there was this tour group getting on a bus, and I saw the most gorgeous J-rock boi ever, so I held up my camera to get his attention--he just stops, sneers, and flashes me the V. It was super cool! Aside from that, nothing happened. I skipped tae kwan do. I just did NOT feel like going. I'll make up for it tomorrow. ^^
I'm doodling right now--on paper and pencil, not oekaki. I almost finished an oekaki yesterday....then my computer booted me. I haven't gotten over the rage. Y'all know how that is! Mah well. ^^
I can't wait for Alien v. Predator! Pointless bloody movie, yay! ^^ Now I'm going to tra-la-la off to talk with people. Spread my evil pinkness, you know; the usual! ^^




You're Chang Wufei!


Find out Which Gundam Wing character you are.


I love quizzes. They're so funny. ^^

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Monday, August 2, 2004


   What a waste of six bucks!
So I saw the Village. Ed was right--M. Night Shamylan just gets worse and worse! 6th Sense--Excellent. Unbreakable--never saw it. Signs--crap fest. The Village--even worse than Signs! Oh my frigging God! It was soooo horrible! Absolutely horrible! I'm going to spoil it for everyone now and save them the cost of a ticket.

There are no monsters. The "bad color" is a metaphor for blood and violence. The blind chick marries the dude. The MR man dies in a hole in the middle of the woods. Turns out the people AREN'T Amish--it's just a community in the middle of a wildlife refuge that was started by a group of people who wanted to escape the violence of the modern world. I think that's about it. The movie was just long huge winding metaphor for a bunch of crap that really doesn't matter.

Those bastards lured me into the theater under false pretenses! I was expecting a nice scary movie. I get a stupid philosophical piece of crap. It sucked! I hate foreign art films! The Village was even more boring than the fourth Harry Potter movie. I was almost asleep by the end.

DO NOT GO SEE THE VILLAGE! If you like searching for meaning in films, then by all means. But if you go to a movie to be entertained, RUN AWAY!

Good news is, the next Resident Evil (Resident Evil Apocalypse) is coming out in September! Yay! Now there's a movie without any artsy fartsy pretense. Just a good old-fashioned slaughterfest with zombies and guns and some explosions! Yay! ^^

When Alien v. Predator comes out, me whole family is going to see it. It's our lil bonding thing before I go away to college! We leave on the 22nd, and my Internet Service is being cut on the 20th, so there's probably going to be a week-long stretch of nothing. I'm really sorry about that! But as soon as I'm situated, you all can be caught up on my fun-fun-wacky college adventures! ^^

Hello Kitty Pocky! You're flat out weird, and
somewhat unknown, since i haven't even seen you
in Sanrio stores. You, however, are the
omnipotent kitty of OZ and all shall bow down
before your immense Bran-muffiny-ness.


What Kind of Pocky are You?
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Sunday, August 1, 2004


   Love me, love me--say that you love me...
Damn Cardigans. That song is stuck in my head and I can do nothing but groove to it. ^^ Nothing really interesting happened today--laundry day, so I stayed in to clean, fold, fluff, and put away. It wasn't so bad though; rainy days are always zen for me unless I'm driving. ^^
Last night was cool--theVampireEd and I bad-mouthed the annoying characters of the Resident Evil series and discussed points of gore in the old and the new schools of violence. It was fun! Still no word from Sorccy--I'm hoping it's because the show is running really heavy and her folks are selling stuff out the yin-yang. That'd be good--her whole family is super nice. ^^
Tomorrow me Dad and I are going to go bond over "The Village". It had better be good--that's all I've got to say! Scary warning for M. Night Shamylan from the page of pink-ness! Hehehe.



What Anime Bad Girl Are You?

Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. DAMN STRAIGHT! ^^ Now I'm off to go doodle on an oekaki. I shall put the link up so you all can bask in the amazing talent that is mine. ^^

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Saturday, July 31, 2004


   Yvan eht nioj!!
Moon Secrets
You are the Secretive Mermaid. Perpetual beauty
that longs for legs to walk by the side of men.
You spend your time gazing at the stars and
whispering to the moon. You have little to no
freinds that breathe. Your freinds all missing.
You are sweet as syryp and kind as cake. There
are a handful of people and mermaids like you.
Would you rate my quiz I will keep it a secret?


What kind of mermaid are you? (Gorgeous Pics)
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Just got an email from my college roomie. She's so funny--I hope we get along well. She seems pretty easy-going; a very good thing as my free and easy spirit tends to get on the nerves of tightasses. ^^
I've noticed something happening in the video/computer game department of major retailers. There is a SERIOUS lack of good violent video games! It's really bad! I grew up on Resident Evil and Silent Hill...and now that the Resident Evil line has been shot to hell with no hope of resuscitation....I keep trying to find things to replace it (since the next Silent Hill game won't be out for a while) but nothing is working! It's like the fun has been sucked out of gaming. It annoys me--I can't just race and kickbox my way to entertainment. That makes me sad...
Another thing that makes me sad is the way horror movies are getting crappier and crappier. I finally, FINALLY saw Queen of the Damned (I'd been meaning to forever--I love Stuart Townsend--and I like the Anne Rice books) and I have to say...WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?! Stuart Townsend's sexy, but he's not Lestat. Lestat is the epiphany of Eastern European aristocracy--fine cheekbones, chiseled features, a lil inbred twitch...Townsend was WAY too dark for that role (you can see the Hispanic influence on him in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen). And what the hell was up with their Akasha? I can understand that stick figures can't have a feminine sway (because they have no hips), but what was with the shoulder twitching? It was creepy and weird! But not in the good way, like when Johnny Depp uses the crazy eye in Secret Window. ^^ I was saddened and disappointed...what happened to GOOD horror movies? Crap like "Cabin Fever" and "Island of the Dead" and "Ghost Ship" are mockeries of the genre. Oops--forgot to mention the fifty BILLION Halloween sequels. You'd think Jason Voorhees would lay down and die already--Freddy Krueger did...eventually.....jiminy. I'm gonna make a horror movie someday--once so scary they'll ban it in the States and rave about it in Europe and Asia--something dark and seductive and mind-screwing; unforgettable in its blatant horror and unescapable in its psychological hook. Plus I'll have REALLY hot male actors. ^^
Ah well. It's time to go watch Yu Yu Hakusho. Yay Kazuma-san! ^^

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Friday, July 30, 2004


   Kill Bill Vol. X
I hate AOL! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! It would NOT stop booting me! Between AOL booting me and my mum's lil bout with ENS, I missed a handful of good convos. So, to everybody, I apologize, and vow to kill Bill Gates, because somehow this is ALL his fault.
cuddle and a kiss
cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed


What Sign of Affection Are You?
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I'm done spazzing now. ^^ Here's the original post (minus the spaz) ^^:

"That's right Ed--the blood here is sweeter than chocolate and darker than wine! ^^ Boy, can I turn a phrase or what?

Wow, throwing books at people; shame on you darling! (OMG...OMG, Seto Kaiba Freak IS IN THE LIBRARY! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!) I've been tempted to beat people with history books (as those are the heaviest books I've ever been issued)...never did it; but a boy in one of my classes threw his desk at some other kid. That was HIGHLY, HIGHLY amusing! ^^

I promise, when October rolls around, I'll do a nice autumn-y/Halloween-y page. It'll match my nail job at the time. Hehehehe.

I can't believe that dork pm'ed Yami Seto! Here's the whole story--he said something nasty, I spazzed, he spazzed back, I deleted his guestbook entry, he spazzed s'more, I ignored him. THE END. ^^ I suppose I poured salt on the open wound when I mentioned letting theVampireLestat's entry stay because his avatar is too cool to lose. Too bad--Lestat has a really bitchin icon so he can stay with all the other people--who also have bitchin icons, but I haven't needed to spaz on them so....what a convoluted thought. I'm going to stop now! ^^

It was so funny in tae kwan do yesterday. I was working with one of the older ladies (me thinks her name be Pat...me knows I can't remember), and we were practicing the self-defense techniques Mr. Ginto had showed us (if someone grabs your shirt, you use your middle finger to push on the flat part of the arm just below the elbow--you can see it when the arms are tense--and that's supposed to make them let go.) Anyways, the move didn't work on either one of us, so I started giggling, cuz it was just really funny (Mr. Ginto got a little frustrated because he tried it on both of us and we just kinda stood there "la di da di da di da..."), and she asked me how old I was. I told her "I'm 18" and she says "Really? You look younger!" I kinda quirked an eyebrow and she added (I suppose to make it sound better) "I thought you were 15." The eyebrow went higher on that one. I've never been carded--but I suppose when I'm giggling like a Japanese school girl, I look young. Mah well--it didn't really bother me; just made me giggle some more. ^^

Today was pretty good too--I had to go with Mum to renew the tags on our cars, and I had to suffer the indignation of almost being bested by the screws that hold my license plate...damn screws. ^^ I got them though--lil rusted bastards...I'm gonna have to trade them out before winter in Virginia. ^^ Anyways, after the tag place we went to Sam's. Got a case of ramen (woot! college food!) and Mum got all meshpucha. ^^ How funny!

Even the migraine I got from all the people in my way at Sam's didn't dampen my mood. That's because I rode home with my eyes closed just grooving to the 80's station on the radio. Then I came wandering onto here (after some Advil:Migraine (that stuff is the shiz-nit for pain) and a nap) to discover people experiencing my pink-ness. ^^ And I have just discovered that the Adam's Family Values movie is on TV, and I love that movie, so more yay!

Any time preps get their just deserts is fabu. Mad Mad House was a primo example--did anyone watch that on the Sci-Fi channel? That show was excellent. Their self-proclaimed vampire (Don) wasn't such a great hit with me. I didn't know what I wanted to do to him more--bathe him or give him a cheesburger. Seriously--he worried me a great deal. Especially his friends--those poorly styled lil Goth geeks were just....I don't know--I'm not anti-goth or whatever, but groupies and posers have always irked the hell out of me. Mah well. ^^ Art the Primitive Man was sex-ay, I tell ya whut. He was my fav on the show...although Don had the niftiest wardrobe/accessories! I love that sort of thing--lace and big ruby brooches--pretty stuff. ^^

I've rambled on long enough--tomorrow there will be more to ramble on. ^^"

More along the lines of what we're all used to, right? Mah well. I've cooled considerably. Bitten all the nails off my right hand, but cooled. ^^ Ta!

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Thursday, July 29, 2004


   Happy now!
Thank you everyone who left such nice remarks on my cranky posts! I'm so glad everyone here is kind enough to avoid ganging up on other people--it's so...12-year-old AOL-er, ya know? I also pm'ed theVampireLestat. I hope he doesn't mind being called a drama queen...I thought he was a lil overdone with the cheries and the mon dieus. Hell, what do I care? I actually don't mind being called "cherie". ^^ But I still hope he's not offended...I tend to call people drama queens...go ask Otaking. I call him one at least once a conversation. ^^ I'm not too worried though; I'm too happy to be cranky now. I don't know why I'm happy--oh wait, yes I do. ^^

I yelled at Andrea. Well...not so much yelled as gave her the patented cold shoulder. She showed up late to tae kwan do (I was already in class) so we couldn't say anything to each other. But after class ended, I walked out and she came bounding up to me all "Hi, why didn't you call, I really wanted to hang out," blah blah blah. So I said "Yeah, I got your nasty voicemail. I didn't like your whining, so I didn't feel the need to return your call."
Then she said "What are you talking about?"
So I said "Let me refresh your memory. 'I can't believe you hung up on me' etc." She denied it, of COURSE. So I said "Whatever; just comfort yourself with another story." And then I stalked off. Then I got to drive home in my super lil car and listen to my super cool J-pop music, and that always zen-ifies me. ^^ Now I'm cheerful and we can all rejoice! ^^

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   Five minutes later....
QuitetheWound is QuitethePainintheAss! I know I shouldn't spaz about this--not everyone can enjoy the sugary sweetness of this site (I've said this before about theVampireLestat), but to waste space in my guestbook telling me I could induce seizures in small children with my page?! Bloody hell! I'm so rankled right now, it's not the slightest bit amusing. And he had the nerve to sign with "mon ami". Does he even know what that means? Gah! I feel so spazzy right now...I even went and left a comment on his page (not in his guestbook--I'm not that rude to waste such space) completely in French. It was probably a dumb idea, and there's a good chance he's going to go spam my page now, but right now I'm too aggravated to care! I just feel...blech. It's a blech kind of day. Dammit, I still need a hug....

Now everything is back under my control. I deleted his entry so I don't have to be constantly reminded of my aggravation...I left theVampireLestat's comment because he just has a really cool avatar. ^^ I know, such strict criteria to remain in my guestbook. ^^ I think I'm cheering up--snagging control of my guestbook helped...dunno why. But I suppose all that matters is that I've quit my bitching. ^^

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   Condemndable hell!
Honestly, I hate story-line quizzes! I was wandering quizilla for no other reason than because I can (that's always a good enough reason for me!) and I kept seeing all these interesting quizzes, but they were story-lines! Almost every single blasted one of them! Condemndable hell--if you're going to waste time putting out a story line, why not go put it on fanfiction.net or fictionpress.com! Those sites are overrun with absolute crap and it's time people put a stop to it! Usurp the crap with stuff that's actually good to read! And what is it with the lack of spell check? I can understand a few typos (we all make them), like it's/its confusion...but stuff like u instead of you and that nonsensical 12-year-old AOL-er jibberish drives me positively mad! I want to yank people through the modem, beat the bloody, and re-teach them the art of the English language. Normally I wouldn't be so picky--slang is slang...but when it's beyond comprehension, that's just taking it too damn far!

I'm not having a happy day, believe it or not....I FINALLY FINALLY got my best friend of the ages online to talk to me, but it's falling into the same pattern as always...I'll type away, and she won't reply for more than ten minutes, and when she finally does, it's a two letter response...I don't know why I let it upset me so; people fall out of touch, that's quite normal...but I just still feel so...meshpucha about it. Dammit, I need a hug! Ah well....

I want to write a vampire novel. I've been wanting to write one forever, but I need to break the formula...I don't want my heroine to fall for the Dracula knock-off, or become a vampire, or something else equally stupid...and you have NO idea how hard it is to avoid those kinds of pitfalls. Really! Plus I'm having a hard time getting inspired...the summer has turned my brain into mush. Weee! I'd take it out and play with it if it wasn't so yucky! ^^ ...nevermind...I just lost mine. ^^

It may be a multi-post kinda day...maybe my mood will perk up after lunch or tae kwan do or something. Andrea's supposed to be going today--maybe I'll feel crazy enough to tell her exactly where she can cram all her drama. Probably not--if it's not a formal debate, I'm not very confrontational. Good for the blood pressure, bad for the nerves. ^^ Ah well...I'm going to go hunt down some chocolate or something...I'm starving and I need happy food. ^^

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004


   Shopping=happiness=a very bubbly post!
Venus
You are Venus...
Art, Passion, Love.
Many ascribe love to the planet but it is the
appreciation of love and beauty that is more
accurate. Venus shows your softer aspects of
femininity; giving you the power of attraction.
It is the sign that represents your more
artistic side and denotes the spiritual
vibrations over mundane matter. It is the
brightest object in the sky except for the Sun
and the Moon and has been referred to as the
'Jewel of the Sky. Concerned with love and
personal relationships, as well as arts and
fashion. It encourages you to be generous and
tactful but it can also cause you under stress
to be indecisive and co-dependent on another as
well as possessive.


What planet do you represent? (Anime Pictures Girls) Please Rate!!!
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REMEMBER: all must hail to the sugar. I know it's going to drive some people insane, but I'd really like to redecorate my site again...grr; I wish there were more places on the net to get cool stuff--the g~petz site is acting up (not that it had much left to offer anyway....) and everything else I try to find is linked to a how-to site. I don't know how-to; that's why I let other people work it and then give them credit because they have more talent and patience than I. Yay for them! ^^ Speaking of which, http://www.freewebs.com/ledastudios/ is the nice place that supplied the Sailor Moon theme for this site. Don't panic--she's got scads of other music, I just thought my bubbly site needed bubbly music. I'll probably change it in another day or so. ^^

Much thanks to The Vampire Ed. He's cool! He could suck my neck any time--hehehehe, I know, I'm a sucker for a sucker. That's why I love Dracula (Van Hellsing had the sexiest version). Anyways...I forgot what I was going on about. I still have this urge to go pink the hell out of Otaking's site. I wonder if he took me seriously and changed his password? I won't go check...really, I won't!

As for shopping, I found a really cute pair of jeans and a pink t-shirt. Yay--believe it or not, I have no pink t-shirts to wear in public. I'm not lying...I AM NOT! Not that it matters. I just feel so giggly today...and I know why. See, I carry this lil instant camera in my purse, and (this is purely to boost my own lagging confidence) I walk up to cute guys and ask if I can take their picture. I've never had a know, and the guys are always super flattered! It was fun today--the cashier at Wal*Mart (some guy named Luis) was uber cute. He didn't believe me when I said I wanted to take his picture. Then I took it. Poor guy--totally floored. Mah well! I enjoyed myself thoroughly today. Usually do! ^^

Now, off to resist the urge to pink up Otaking's site...I wonder how mad he'd be....I wonder if I care?

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