Friday, September 9, 2005

   Are you ready for this?
Inuyasha311: *in Australian accent* Hi dere! It’s 311 on another dangerous kidnapping adventure! I’m climbing Refi’s castle wall roite now to kidnap Sesshomaru, who which moi Hiei clone, #13, informed me is stayin ‘ere in Refi’s castle tonight! Roite den…let’s ‘ave a go shall we? *hums Mission Impossible theme while breaking into the castle…gracefully slips in an open window, hugs the wall as sneaks down the hall, checks directions on which door to open, cracks a door open to slip in…inside hides ‘inconspicuously’ behind a tree and surveys the layout* Dis must be the room where she keeps the hotties *sees Hiei Clone#3 and Kyo Clone #4 up in the tree branches then spots a Sesshy silhouette in a bed* Dere he is *drools* Now for da kidnapping! *Goes about kidnapping procedures, “Sesshy” ends up in a bag as 311 runs…up on the castle roof: normal voice* HAHAHA! Now I should wait till I get back to the dojo, but I can’t wait, >.> plus 5 (Kurama Clone #5) probably will make me return Sesshy anyway TOT *opens the bag and pulls out “Sesshy” by the hair* MyMy you will make a fine pillow tonight! And soft tail and and…SOFT TAIL! *cuddles w/ “Sessy”, “Sesshy” starts to stir and flips head of costume off revealing Kurama*

Kurama Clone #2: O_O 311? What are you doing here?

Inuyasha311: Kurama? Two hotties in 1! *cuddle, drool*

Kurama Clone #2: >.> Gee thanks…where’s Refi? And why are we on the roof?

Inuyasha311: Oh, its just you 2. >o< WHERE IS MY SESSHY!

Kurama Clone #2: His Fuzzy-ness was never here.

Inuyasha311: But 13 (Hiei Clone #13) said he was staying here tonight!

Kurama Clone #2: Interesting 3 (Hiei Clone #3) gave Refi this Sesshomaru outfit to keep her warm >.> Appears our Hiei’s have been conspiring.

Inuyasha311: Well gee that was nice of them…hold on, if 3 gave it to Refi >.> why are you wearing it?

Kurama Clone #2: ^^; Cause Refi made me wear it…so I could have a fuzzy tail to wrap her in to keep her warm. She then went to get a glass of water and next thing I know, I’m here on the roof in a freezing draft.

Inuyasha: Oh I see…Well ^^ Lets make the best of the situation! *glomps Kurama Clone #2 and falls asleep, drooling*

Kurama Clone #2: -_-;;; …great…

***Present time***

Refi: ^^ Hoped you guys liked the flashback of what my Hiei was planning! >.> Lets just say he’s not invited to the feast tonight! But briefly, I’ll just say that we will be having more clones available soon! All those interested in being in charge of clones, PM me who you want to clone and I’ll get you the info to set up a page on the cloning site, then announce it here in my post! That’s enough for now…lets see what my darling Kurama Clone #2 has prepared for us for dinner! ^_^

***Migrate to banquet hall, you can grab your favorite toon to chow with! This week it’s a garden variety of a salad bar. Different salads wait ready to eat on the candle lit tables, all toped with rose petals***

Kurama Clone #2: ^^ I trust that this meal will be pleasing to the taste buds as well as satisfying for a healthy diet.

***After eating, migrate to the Official Story Telling room where Refi sits to tell the first of a new story series***

YYH Beyond: Episode 1
{Inside Info that will be common knowledge later on in the series, Yusuke is now 21, he Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei all fought in the previous Makai Tournament to rule Demon World (second Tournament since Raizen’s death) but Mukuro won. Hiei still serves her, but the others reside in the Human Realm.}

Kuwabara runs to a spot in a park near some trees carrying a basket, blanket, and other random objects.

Kuwabara: YUKINA!!! I found the perfect spot!

He bustles about setting things up while mumbling to himself.

Kuwabara: Lets see here…have the blanket positioned like so…and a little more in the shade so Yukina won’t be burned by the sunlight…and the food can rest in the center…oh yum, these sandwiches are my favorite! …oh and I should probably set out the plates and forks…and for the salad…

Hiei drops out of a tree silently behind Kuwabara, very annoyed with him.

Hiei: Could you even NOW keep that incessant chatter to yourself?

Kuwabara: jumps Dah! Where did you come from Shorty?

Hiei: Something tells me that you wouldn’t understand even if I told you.

Yukina walks up to them.

Yukina: Oh hello Hiei.

Hiei: …hello Yukina.

Kuwabara: enthusiastically Guess what my sweet? This section of the picnic blanket is on extra-soft grass and under the shade of the tree just for you!

Yukina: Oh thank you Kazuma. I just saw Yusuke and Keiko drive up, they should join us shortly.

Kuwabara: That’s great! This is going to be a perfect reunion of friends! Now if you want to make yourself comfortable…

Kuwabara leads Yukina to sit on the blanket and sits besides her. He tries to start filling a plate with food.

Yukina: Now Kazuma, we should wait for everyone else first!

Kuwabara: Oh of course puts plate down and laughs I just wanted to prepare your plate while we waited.

Yusuke and Keiko, carrying a baby, come through the park and join the others.

Yusuke: Hey guys! What’s up? Whoa, Hiei, I didn’t think you’d be able to make it!

Hiei: Hn.

Yusuke: Fine if you don’t want to drop the tough-guy act, but you’re missing out!

Hiei: Whatever.

Hiei walks over to a tree, sits against it and closes his eyes. Keiko sits on the blanket with the child and Kuwabara points to it.

Kuwabara: Who’s the little rug rat?

Yusuke: sitting by Keiko Oh Kazuki? He’s my little boy!

Keiko: You mean OUR little boy!

Yusuke: sweatdrop …uh…heh…right…

Kuwabara: HAHA! Are you joking? YOU a DADDY?!

Kuwabara imagines Yusuke taking care of a baby: Yusuke rocking in a chair holding the baby, who starts crying so Yusuke starts rocking faster till the chair falls forward; Yusuke puts hot tap water and formula in a bottle and shoves it in baby’s mouth without shaking it, baby refuses to eat so Yusuke forcefully pushes bottle into baby’s throat; Yusuke tries to change a diaper, baby squirms, cloud covers struggle then clears to reveal Yusuke smiling proudly while baby sits with diaper over head.

Yusuke: Yeah, ok, you can stop laughing now.

Kuwabara: Sorry. Hey, why didn’t you send out announcements or something?

Hiei: eyes still closed, sneering Oh I can think of a reason or two.

Kuwabara starts to fume. Kurama approaches everyone, hands in pockets

Kurama: Good afternoon everyone.

Yusuke: Hey Kurama! Pull up a seat, there’s plenty of food!

Kuwabara: Welcome Kurama! Its good to see you again!

Kurama: sitting Thank you. Yes, it is good to see all of you too.

Yusuke: So where’s the old hag’s pipsqueak?

Keiko: fuming YUSUKE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT NAME CALLING?

Yusuke: Sorry Keiko, I didn’t mean any harm.

Kurama: Midori couldn’t come, she is working right now.

Hiei: That is unfortunate; I had hoped to meet the person who stole the heart of The Makai’s greatest thief.

Kurama: I’m sorry; I forgot you were not at Genkai’s funeral. If you plan to stay long, perhaps you can come and visit…

Kuwabara: Hey I’m starved! We’re all here now, so can we dish up already?

Yukina: Very well Kazuma.

Kuwabara: Oh boy! And what would you like on your plate, my sweet?

Kurama: IS everyone here? It seems a few familiar faces are lacking in our company.

Kuwabara: Well Shizuru had an important job interview today, hands Yukina a plate of food she couldn’t miss it! Starts to prepare own plate

Yusuke: Are you sure? Or did you just forget to tell her?

Kuwabara: Uh…

Hiei: Mukuro is rather busy running Demon World at the moment.

Yusuke: And I’m sure Botan and Pacifier-Breath are caught up with Spirit World business.

Keiko: warningly Yusuke?

Yusuke: sweatdrop hehheh, sorry.

Kurama: I suppose that does account for everyone. Midori won’t feel so bad for missing as well.

Yusuke: Well if she wanted to see us so badly she could have called in sick or something. I mean, doesn’t she like us anymore?

Kurama: She does, however, she can’t afford anymore time off since she will be quitting soon.

Yusuke: That doesn’t make any sense. Why would she be quitting and not take an extra day off?

Kurama: Well…we’re going to have a baby. blushes

Kuwabara: food in mouth What? You too?

Kuwabara starts to imagine Kurama taking care of a baby: Kurama sitting with baby in rocking chair, looking very motherly, when baby cries, Kurama uses Rose Whip to grab an already prepared bottle of formula; thorns from the whip shatters the bottle, spilling milk all over Kurama and the baby, Kurama looks soaked and unhappy while baby points, cooing.

Yusuke: throws arm over Kurama’s shoulders You old fox, why didn’t you send announcements or something?

Kurama: still blushing We only recently found out.

Keiko: Still, congratulations nonetheless.

Yukina: Yes that is wonderful news.

Hiei: As charming as this get-together is, He rises from where he sat under the tree, stretches briefly and starts to walk away I’m departing now.

Yusuke: You sure? We haven’t even started on the dessert yet.

Hiei: pauses All the better for me then. walks off into the nearby forest

Yusuke: Huh, doesn’t look like he’s changed much.

* * *

The gang is done eating and now relaxing. Close up on Kazuki, Keiko is holding him up encouraging him to walk.

Yusuke: Come on Short-stuff! Come to papa!

Kuwabara: Nah! Don’t listen to your mean old daddy, you want to come to Uncle Bar-ey, right?

Yusuke: Uncle Bar-ey??? What kind of name is that?

Kuwabara: One that he can pronounce!

Kazuki: Bababa!

Kuwabara: See?

Kurama: He seems to be developing quite healthily.

Keiko: Yes, he’ll probably be just like his father for better or for worse.

Yusuke: Hey! I resemble that remark!

Kurama: chuckles And how has Genkai’s temple been, Yukina?

Yukina: Very nice. The flower garden just started to bloom.

Kurama: That’s magnificent! Midori will be glad to hear it.


Suddenly Kurama’s eyes narrow, so does Kuwabara’s and Yusuke’s. They stand up and face the forest.

Yusuke: You guys feel that?

Kuwabara: The strong energy? Yeah, its making my head spin.

Kurama: Something foul is underfoot.

Birds fly towards them from the trees.

Yusuke: More like something fowl is overhead…

Keiko: You guys don’t suppose Hiei could be up to something? He did go that way.

Kuwabara: I wouldn’t put it past the half-pint, but I don’t think so.

Yusuke: Keiko, I want you and Yukina to go to the car.

Keiko: Okay, please be careful.

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama run into the forest. They dart through the trees and see a clearing up ahead. The ground shakes them to their knees, but they get up and keep heading towards the source. They again stumble as the ground shakes. Finally they reach the clearing and see standing in the center a young woman with straggly hair.

Yusuke: Hey what gives?

Woman: turns to face them Oh don’t mind me, I was only having a little bit of fun.

Yusuke: Yeah well, news flash lady, you’re disturbing the peace!

Woman: I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize… exerts energy into a stomp that shakes the ground …you find that bothersome? smirks

Kurama: Yes, will you please stop?

Woman: scoffs And what if I don’t?

Yusuke: Then I’m gonna hafta rearrange that smug face of yours!

Woman: You dare hit a lady? shakes ground again

Yusuke: Trust me, I find no problem in that!

The woman stomps with both feet, ground shakes hard enough to lay Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama flat.

Woman: I’d like to see you try.

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama stand up.

Yusuke: smug You obviously are not a normal human. Guess what, I’ll let you in on a little secret…

The woman stomps again, but this time they all are able to stand firm.

Yusuke: …neither are we!

Woman: looks in shock then smiles half heartedly Oh my! The three little pigs have come to pick on the big bad wolf! What’s a girl to do?

Yusuke: I suggest stop your huffing and puffing and start running weeweewee all the way home!

Kurama: Careful Yusuke, we are still unsure of all her capabilities.

Yusuke: turns to look at Kurama Oh like she can really be that…

Slurping noise as rustic substance emerges from ground and envelops the woman like a tulip. Yusuke turns head in shock as the substance returns to the ground.

Yusuke: voice cracks …tough? Faces Kurama again KURAMA! You didn’t even let me punch once!

Kuwabara: I’ve seen you pop out some pretty nasty plants Kurama, but this one takes the cake!

Kurama: shocked But…it wasn’t me.

Woman’s voice: Now you’ve sparked my interest, perhaps I’ll stay after all…

Woman’s voice echoes from all sides. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama stand en guard in the center of the clearing, backs towards each other.

Yusuke: Glad you could stay for the party, I wasn’t expecting you to really run when I told you too.

Woman’s voice: tsk tsk, You shouldn’t say things you don’t mean, it’s rude!

Yusuke: Well excuse me, I suppose I shouldn’t be asking your age and weight either.

Kuwabara: Hey! If you’re going to stick around, how about showing yourself?

Woman’s voice: But this way is sooo much more amusi… swoosh …ugh!

Yusuke: What the?

Following a kicking sound effect, a tall, plump, oozy-brown monster flies out from a tree, crashing in front of Yusuke. Hiei gracefully drops from the same tree and walks towards everyone.

Hiei: Here is your ‘lady.’

Yusuke: I suppose we should be grateful for that.

Hiei: She has been causing many disturbances in the human world. I’ll take her back to Demon World now. approaches the monster

Monster: Not so fast! slowly gets up I still have business here.

Hiei: pulls out Katana and holds it to her throat Well, I’ll finish it for you quickly.

Yusuke: places hand on Hiei’s shoulder Allow me Hiei, I could use a good fight.

Hiei: sheaths katana and backs up Very well.

Kuwabara: That’s unusually generous of you.

Hiei: On the contrary, I know little more about her than you. slight shrug If Yusuke wants to run headlong into the unknown without thinking he can be my guest.

Monster: But he’s not the one I wish to fight!

Yusuke: Well too bad for you then! You stuck around so I’m the one you’re gonna fight. takes fighting stance

Monster: I do not wish to waste my time on you, pest!

Yusuke: Tell ya what, gestures for her to come fight him if you can get through me, I’ll let you take it up with them!

Monster: sarcastically Oh you’re sooooo generous.

Yusuke starts to power up and the monster takes a fighting stance. Both have determined looks on their faces. Freeze frame to end episode.

Refi: ^^; that was a mouthful…I need another glass of water! (lol)




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