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Saturday, February 19, 2005


   Terry Pratchett Quotes
Archchancellor: "Who's the fella with the stick?"
Bursar: "It's Death, Archchancellor."
Archchancellor: "Eh?"
Bursar: "It's Death, sir. You know."
Archchancellor: "Tell him we don't want any."
Bursar: "We summoned him, Archchancellor."
Archchancellor: "Is it? What'd we go and do that for? Bloody silly thing to do."

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?"
Death thought about it
"CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE"
(Sourcery)

Susan: "Now ... you won't be around here again, will you? Otherwise it'll be the blanket next time."
Bogeyman: "No!"
Susan: "I mean it. We'll put your head under the blanket."
Bogeyman: "No!"
Susan: "It's got fluffy bunnies on it..."
Bogeyman: "No!"

Guard: "What're you doing here? Who are you?"
Teatime: "Ah, I'm glad you asked. I'm your worst nightmare!"
Guard: "You mean ... the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing?"
Teatime: "Sorry?"
Guard: "Then you're the one about where I'm falling only instead of the ground underneath it's all--"
Teatime: "No, in fact I'm--"
Guard: "Awww, not the one where there's all this kind of, you know, mud and then everything goes blue..."
(Hogfather)

Ridcully: "Know what this reminds me of?"
Wrangler: "Do tell."
Ridcully: "Salmon run."
Wrangler: "What?"
Ridcully: "Not in the Ankh, of course. I don't reckon a salmon could get upstream in our river--"
Wrangler: "Unless it walked..."

Lupine: "By the way, Sister Drull is a ghoul. If she offers you any of her meat patties, don't accept."
Poons: "Oh, dear. You mean she makes them out of human flesh?"
Lupine: "What? Oh. No. She just can't cook very well."
(Reaper man)

^^ ah, Pratchett's books make me always laugh n___n

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