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Wednesday, August 30, 2006


1st place!!!!
Had a brill time sailing it was the last ill be out untill next april :( but no need to worry i ended it by coming in 1st woooooo!!!
Just back from the pub which was as hilarious as usual.
My uncles was pretty good afterall and i didnt get too wrecked so dont worry. I did get a ride from one of my uncles friends in an evo 8 the 320bhp version and fuck was it fun we were doing over 100mph on a single track road.
After reading fmp and realising that hayley is amazing at making comics i decided to start on my old comic again. i cant put it on here (i dont have a scanner...yet) but im saving you from the crapulance so dont worry.

I can understand the fact that this post is late at night noones gona read it so i can say loads of bad jokes.

What are the two fastest fish in the ocean?
A motorpike and sidecarp.

What's the fastest cake in the world.
Scone.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but God knows how they got in there.

One.

How many timetravellers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Have you heard about that new Pirate Pornography?

It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRR!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender see's a boat wheel sticking out of his pants so the bartender asks him whats up with it and the pirate reply's "ARRRGGH its driving me nuts

If your not dead yet read it again
sorry im in a random mood if you loved them ive got loads more.

If your commenting please add a few jokes in!

Laters

Teshu

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