Sunday, March 18, 2007

sorry
sorry i didn't call. computer restarted itself. i had to do my project all over. call tomorrow. cya.
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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Better Half
I get ill
Unless I kill
If they don't die
I want to cry
Gore is quite a laugh
Hello, I'm my better half.

(likely to be revised)
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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Revision of Heroes
First off, DON'T KILL ME! (yami) msn has been acting up, so we haven't been able to get on. (kyuubi) plus, with that project, we have barely any free time. (me) anywho, on with the poem. (yami) a few pictures made us decide to revise Heroes this way. (kyuubi) felt we ought to give something more respectful towards our armed men and women. (all) so here it is.

Heroes aren't born
Though they may die
Heroes smile
And sometimes cry
Heroes are not paid
They do not destroy
Heroes are made
Of those we deploy.
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

no worries
no worries whatsoever u guys. (yami) the poem was just a moment of inspiration. (kyuubi) being inspired=writing poem, no matter the content. (me) anywho, i have a project in world history (yami) and we have barely anytime on the computer (kyuubi) besides to do research (all) anybody heard of andreas vesalius?
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Heroes
Heroes aren't born
They die
Heroes don't smile
They cry
Heroes are not paid
They are not deployed
Heroes are made
And they are DESTROYED.
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Monday, March 12, 2007

*hyperventilating* (yami) *turning blue* this is from an msn conversation with a friend. *keel over* (kyuubi) *couldn't breathe and died*
Hisui(Jade) says:
not Jade
Kyuubi says:
then who?
Hisui(Jade) says:
*puts out hand* nice to meet u...Travis
Hisui(Jade) says:
i'm Kale
Kyuubi says:
oh yeah. u.
Hisui(Jade) says:
*glares* whats that suppose to mean?
Hisui(Jade) says:
mad because ur girlfriend ran off?
Kyuubi says:
no. laughing cus u got hit in the nuts with a golf club.
Hisui(Jade) says:
-___-
Hisui(Jade) says:
u wouldn't be laughing
Kyuubi says:
of course not. but seeing as it wasn't ME who got hit in the nuts, i'll laugh
Hisui(Jade) says:
Jade looks too innocent to hurt anyone but damn...
Hisui(Jade) says:
talk about being blind
Kyuubi says:
no shit.
Hisui(Jade) says:
she's outside and will be back in a few
Hisui(Jade) says:
thought i would take over
Kyuubi says:
probably might wanna say good bye to ur nuts then.
Hisui(Jade) says:
listen...when u meet them....watch ur self
Hisui(Jade) says:
god only knows what can happen
Kyuubi says:
god only knows i already know what they plan on doing -_-
Hisui(Jade) says:
oh do u now?
Kyuubi says:
hug me, glomp me, try and fail to make me look hot, give me a toungue piercing -_-
Hisui(Jade) says:
Jade...give hugs....?
Hisui(Jade) says:
lmao
Hisui(Jade) says:
thats a good one
Hisui(Jade) says:
oh shit
Kyuubi says:
run
Hisui(Jade) says:
gotta run!
Kyuubi says:
*roflolbmgbmrlmmfao*
Hisui(Jade) says:
*twitch* girlfriend!?
Hisui(Jade) says:
innocent!?
Hisui(Jade) says:
wheres that switchblade
Hisui(Jade) says:
i'm cutting them off
Hisui(Jade) says:
brb
Hisui(Jade) says:
grrr....he locked the door
Hisui(Jade) says:
chainsaw time...
Hisui(Jade) says:
j/k
Hisui(Jade) says:
my dad would kill me...but i will KILL him

Hisui(Jade) just sent you a Nudge!

Kyuubi says:
*still laughing*
Hisui(Jade) says:
*twitch*
Hisui(Jade) says:
i'm in a FOUL mood...do u really want to piss me off?
Kyuubi says:
i'm laughing at WITH u. i pity the fool that pisses u off.
Hisui(Jade) says:
innocent...girlfriend!?!?!?!
Hisui(Jade) says:
HE SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH\
Kyuubi says:
*keel back over laughing*
Hisui(Jade) says:
don't die now -__- who will i torture?
Kyuubi says:
*still laughing*
Hisui(Jade) says:
oh oh there he is
Hisui(Jade) says:
running 4 the car
Hisui(Jade) says:
brb
Kyuubi says:
*laugh even harder*
Hisui(Jade) says:
the deed is done
Hisui(Jade) says:
my foot hurts though
Hisui(Jade) says:
and he's on the porch...crying
Hisui(Jade) says:
man i h8 these boots
Hisui(Jade) says:
more steel toe than boot
Kyuubi says:
*hyper ventilating*
Hisui(Jade) says:
omg i just killed one of my best friends O-O
Hisui(Jade) says:
*walks away*
Hisui(Jade) says:
Aurora! i killed Travis!
Hisui(Jade) says:
*pokes Travis with a stick* breathe damnit
Hisui(Jade) says:
hahaha Kale came back in limping!
Hisui(Jade) says:
*poke* *poke* *poke*
Hisui(Jade) says:
wow did i really kill u?
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Sunday, March 11, 2007

   The crackest fanfic you've ever read, by me, yami, and kyuubi.
It was a peaceful day in Konohagakure... until I had my way with it. Currently, Naruto is running through the streets. "The British are coming the British are coming!"

Sasuke, upon hearing this, "Oh no! They're going to steal my nose! To the Uchiha bunker!" He then proceeds to full a panel out of the ground, and jump in.

Sakura, Ino, and numerous other fangirls "WE WILL PROTECT SASUKE-KUN'S NOSE WITH OUR LIFE!" They then proceed to jump in after him... "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" See ya teme.

With Kakashi, "Why am I reading this smut again?"

Anko, whom is nearby, "OMFG! KAKASHI CALLED HIS BOOK SMUT! IT'S THE END OF HUMANITY!!!"

Hinata, "Oh no! I must tell Naruto-kun I love him before the world ends!" She then proceeds to chase said boy, whom is still yelling some nonsense about the British. "Come back Naruto-kun! I love you!"

With Kiba and Shino, "Hm. Worlds gonna end. What do you think Akamaru?" "Arf!" "Yeah. Too bad. You Shino?"

Shino, "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!!!"

Kiba "WTF!?" Shino then proceeds to give Kiba and Akamaru the worst case of fleas in all humanity. Go figure.

With Chouji and Shikamaru, "You know what Shikamaru? I'm not hungry." "Really. Strange. Wanna train?" "Sure."

Asuma, "OMFG! SHIKAMARU WANTS TO TRAIN AND CHOUJI ISN'T HUNGRY! IT'S ANOTHER SIGN!!! I LOVE YOU KURENAI!"

Kurenai, "I LOVE YOU TOO ASUMA- wait, aren't you dead?" "I dunno. Am I?" "Who cares." She then proceeds to pull Asuma into her house, and I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

All in all, Konoha Has gone hay wire, Orochimaru doesn't want to be imortal anymore, Tsunade loves Jiraiya's perverted ways, Jiraiya hates being a pervert, and Akatsuki is producing it's own reality TV show having given up on capturing the nine bijuu. All because Naruto ran through Konoha shouting "The British are coming!" THE END!!!

(With the author) "Hey guys! I just finished the craziest fanfic ever!" Yami, "You're crazy." Kyuubi, "Why aren't I in it?" Me, "Couldn't figure out how to add you in. Maybe some reviewer will give us another idea for a crack fic with you in it." Kyuubi, "Damnit." Readers, "What kinda crack you on, and gimme." To the readers, "COMMENT OR WE STARVE NARUTO OF HIS RAMEN!" Naruto, "OMFG! NOT THE RAMEN! ANYTHING BUT THE RAMEN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, COMMENT!!!"
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Friday, March 9, 2007

WTF!? (yami) OUR DORITOS GOT JACKED BY A GIANT MOUSE! (kyuubi) THAT BASTARD!

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Sunday, March 4, 2007

doomed
i'm doomed. in 2 years time, i will be visited by 2 hyperactive 16-year-olds and 1 24-year-old who acts worse then said 16-year olds currently act, and said 16-year-olds r currently 13. to top it off, they're all girls, and i'll be moved out of my house and living on my own when they visit T-T (yami and kyuubi) THANK THE LORD WE'RE FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION!!!
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Saturday, March 3, 2007

i'm sorry
sorry i didn't call. parents made me clean, help with a garage sale, and all in all, to be blunt and honest, it completely slipped my mind. i will call sunday or be smote by lightning and tossed into the deepest, darkest pit of the seventh level of hell trying.
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