Friday, April 6, 2007

The post of GREATNESS!!!
This post is about everything that I find to be great. Not just cool, I mean the greatest shit ever conceived by a human being. The kind of "sent from god" shit.
-Dead Alive- For those of you who don't know this is an independent gore/comedy film from Peter Jackson. The same dude who did Lord of the Rings. This masterpiece includes: Zombies. Zombies scrogging. Zombies giving birth to little freaky mutant babies. Zombies getting hacked by a lawnmower strapped to a dude's chest. A strange zombie/Freudian rebirth. And a meat cleaver dance. Pure Comedic Genius.
-Beef Jerky- This one¡¦s pretty self explanatory.
-Alien loves Predator- I myself am a huge fan of the whole AVP series. So I had little faith for this web comic. How wrong I was. This follows the two horror icons in New York. Abe (the alien) is a filthy sex addict and Preston (the predator) usually provides the witty repartee. Check this out http://alienlovespredator.com
-Lacuna Coil- No, I repeat, No woman should be as sexy as Cristina Scabbia manages to be. This is God's gift to men. (And ill kill ANY blasphemer who dares to put an "H" in Cristina's name
-Sirachia Hot Sauce- Also known as "the Rooster" This shit makes Tabasco sauce look like moose piss. I suggest you put it on everything. And while enjoying the surface-of-the-sun temperature of your tounge, play "Rooster" by Alice in Chains.
-Nine Inch Nails- More specifically, Trent Reznor. This is the only man (still living) I might go gay for. This dude is the prime example of manliness. This guy could walk in a biker bar wearing a bright pink shirt, and have all the guys pissing themselves. But Reznor cant wear pink. The raw testosterone coursing through his veins would set the shirt ablaze in a glorious flame of manliness and Trent would still have time and energy to beat Chuck Norris' punk ass. Thats why Reznor wears black. Black = Badass, Manly, tough sonuvabitch.
The above is but a small slice of heaven that keeps me sane (kinda) If you dont know what these things are, acquaint yourself with greatness.

OBEY, FOOLS!
-SwordPsycho

P.S. 50 points to whoever knows what scrogging is.

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