Tuesday, February 5, 2008

   O.O
I had a nightmare about Shinu, the bad guy from my manga "Despair".
I've never considered him scary, but after that dream he scared teh crap outta me! SOOOO creeepy!
Is it wrong for an author to fear their own creation? 0.0...
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Friday, February 1, 2008

   How bad IS Itachi's eye sight?
Itachi: There you are Kisame. Let's go, we have a mission.
Deidara: I am SO insulted. Un.
Kisame: *Snickers and walks up to Itachi* So what's the mission?
Itachi: An assassination.
*Arives at Village*
Itachi: ". . ." (Can't tell who the target is) *Kills everyone in the Village*
Kisame: ...That was the wrong Village.
Me: And that's genocide.
Itachi: *Turns to me* MOMMY! *Hugs me* I thought you were dead!

Answer: Oh yeah......It's BAD.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

   Permanent Marker no Jutsu!
I like a lot of Bishies. AKA guys that look like women. When people mistake them for girls, it makes me uncomfortable. I LIKE GUYS DARN IT! So one day I decided to invent PERMANENT MARKER NO JUTSU!!!!!

Suika: “MARKER SUMMONING!” *claps hand to floor and a black permanent marker appears.* “Targets Acquired. Here I go!” (Sets off on mission)

*Sounds of marker squeaking and scribbling.*

Mello(Death note): *Looks up and “GUY” is written across his forehead.*
Next to him is:
Kurama(Yu Yu Hakusho), Yu Kanda (D.Gray-Man), Kish (Tokyo MEW MEW), Seraph(Disgaea), Lyserg (Shaman King), and Aayame(Fruits Basket).
They all have “GUY” scribbled on their foreheads in bold capital letters.
Suika: “See...They’re GUYS....guys...I like guys....guys....”
(I begin to go crazy with the marker starting with Full Metal Alchemist)
*more squeaking*
Ed: GUY
Roy: GUY (Him: “uh...duh....”)
Envy: GUY! GUY! GUY! GUY! GUY! GUY! GUY! GUY! (It’s written all over him where ever skin is showing, even under his feet.) Envy: *picks up shirt and looks under* GUY is written across his chest.
Suika: *pants, covered with sweat*
Ookami: “Are you finished?”
Suika: “Not quite.” *Throws dried out marker and summons a new one* Mutters: “Guys...I like guys.....guys...” *Writes “Guy” on Envy some more.*
Envy: *Smirks and transforms into a girl*
Suika: “SOB!!!!!!!” T-T!
(Trudges on to Naruto)
Sakon:GUY!!!!
Deidara: GUY!!
Neji: GUY
Haku: ?? (Him: *anger mark*)
Orochimaru: ? (Him: *shrugs and accepts it*)
Naruto: GUY
Naruto: “SEXY JUTSU!” *Transforms into woman and grins*
Suika: *Flails arms* “WHY?????????”
(Next target: Loveless)
Suika: *sweat drop* *Writes “?” On everyone’s forehead and leaves*
(THE DOWNFALL OF THE PERMANENT MARKER NO JUTSU:)
Suika: SOB! SOB! SOB! *swiping marker frantically*
Sai(Hikaru no Go): “......” *sweat drop* (The marker keeps going right through him because he’s a ghost)
Suika: “He’s a GUY! I swear!” *Waterfalls of tears* “I LIKE GUYS....” *Falls to ground with blue lines all around muttering to self*
Ookami: Give me that! *Confiscates marker*
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

   Anime Dreams
I dream alot about Anime. ^w^! I had a dream the other night that me and Neji went on a date to Jurrassic Park! How romantic, huh? Others dreams that I've had were:
going houseboating with Sasori and Deidara. (Two guys that would look AWFUL in bathing suits XD)
going to church with Jiraiya (DO NOT ask me how THAT works XD)
and alot more!
Does anyone else dream about Anime. And if so, about what?
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

   VERY RANDOM HILARIOUS JUNK:
My friend, Master M, came up with this! It’s about Shinu, the bad guy in my Manga “Despair”:

Santa Claus comes down the chimney. He eats the cookies and drinks the milk. Then, he checks his list.
Shinu: Naughty.
“Well, It’s a lump of coal then.” He says, reaching into his bag.
Click. The fireplace closes locks behind him. Shinu is standing there with a sweet smile.
“I’ll give you the antidote for the poison I put in your cookies and milk if you give me the torture instruments I asked for.” He says.

Okay, here's some more anime karioke:

What they would sing:

Kisame: Under da SEA! (From The little mermaid)
Ritsuka(Loveless)to Soubi: I know you live to break me, don't you honey, I'm your sacrifice. (From Evanescence Sweet Sacrifice)

Okay, random funny story:
I was in choir and we had to hit a high “G”. Those of you who know what that is are probably losing your teeth right now. In other words, that’s high pitched! So, my “choir tutor” Sakon (One of the Sound Ninja Four) was like, “That’s nothing, I can hit a high “Z”.” (Side note: There’s no such thing. Ha ha.) So I was like, “Yay! I want to hear!” So he does and my head explodes, all the building crumble, the United States sink, and all the fish in the ocean turn belly up.

And more REAL REASONS of Naruto:

The REAL REASON Kisame’s skin is blue: He has to hold his breath on land! ^w^!
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

   More: Secret version of Naruto the author didn’t want you to find out about! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
The REAL REASON Naruto stopped saying believe it after the 2 and half year skip:
Naruto: I’m the best! Believe it!
Me: AGH! SHUT UP!!!! *Puts shock collar on him* This’ll break you of that bad habit!
Naruto: Nothing will stop me! Believe it! *BZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!* (Gets electrocuted) WTH?! This is nothing! I’ll concur this thing! Believe it! *BZZTTTTTT!!!!*
Me: ...He’s gonna kill himself...
(After a while Naruto is watching what he says)
Saskura: Naruto, did Kakashi say to meet here?
Naruto: I believe so. *BZZZZZZTTT!!!!* HEY! I DIDN’T SAY IT!
Me: You said part of it.
Naruto: That’s stupid! Belie....Ha. I stopped myse- *BZZZZTTT!!!* HEY! NO FAIR!!!!

The REAL REASON Naruto didn’t object to going with Itachi and Kisame:
Naruto: *Opens door*
Itachi: Come with us, Naruto....Or for the next 72 hours, I’ll say that phrase.
Naruto: *Falls to knees* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The REAL REASON Sasuke beat Naruto:
(Naruto is soaking wet)
Sasuke: *smirks* Hey, Naruto.... *evil grin* Believe it.
Naruto: *BBBBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (The electricity knocks him out cold)

(SPOILER ALERT)

The REAL REASON Deidara dies:
Me: Hey, that worked like a charm on Naruto. *Slips shock collar on Deidara*
Deidara: What the heck is this? Yeah. *BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT*
That hurt. Yeah. *BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT* AHHHH! Yeah! *BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT*
(Five minutes pass)
Deidara: (Burnt to a crisp)
Me: ...Wow.0.o. He just couldn’t stop saying ‘yeah’.

All other guys with catch phrases flee in terror.
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Saturday, October 20, 2007

   Suika obtains the secret, forbidden, and sacred jutsu of mind reading and tries it out on the cast of Naruto!
Gaara: *GLARE*
Me (Suika): He looks scary, I bet he but he actually thinks about things like rainbows and butterflies. *hand signs* Mind Reading Jutsu!
Inside Gaara’s head: Bloodlust...death...destruction...
Me: *screams and gets out of his head* Nevermind. *Turns around to find someone else to mess with*
Then, behind me I hear: Rainbows and butterflies and unicorns and apple pies...
Me: Ah ha! I knew it! *Spins around to find Sasuke standing there*
Sasuke: What are you staring at?
Inside Sasuke’s head: Okay...act cool...give her an icy glare... *He does*
Me: You can stop pretending.
Inside Sasuke’s head: *panic* Crap! Icier! Colder! Evil glare!
Me: Wait, if that’s what Sasuke thinks about...Itachi-samaaaaa! *prances up to him*
Itachi: Go away...or I’ll kill you.
Inside Itachi’s head: Stop reading my mind...or I’ll kill you.
Me: *Screams and runs, accidently crashing into Hinata* I’m sorry!
Hinata: *shyly* That’s okay. I’m sure you didn’t mean it.
Inside Hinata’s head: What a little clumsy brat! Her hair do is stupid and she has no fashion sense!
Me: *Tears* Wait...If Hinata’s here... *Fox ears perk up and I run off to find Neji*
Neji: Begone with you! Get out of my presence!
Inside Neji’s head: She’s cute... I hope she stays awhile.
Me: *SMILE*
Neji: Wipe that stupid look off your face!
Inside Neji’s head: She’s even cuter when she smiles!
All of a sudden, my hair frays and I cover my ears. Jiraiya passes by. When he’s gone I slowly uncover them.
Me: *Whimper* 0.o ... I shall never repeat...
Nearby, I see Haku (Who I still can’t accept is a guy) brushing his hair.
Haku: *smiles prettily* Hello.
Inside Haku’s head: *Deep, gruff voice* You know, manly stuff...like mud and wrestling and crushing cans on your forehead...
Me: 0.0!!! *Slowly inch away*
I look down to see Akamaru wagging his tail.
Akamaru: Woof!
Inside Akamaru’s head: Meow!
Then, I hear: Okay, so when nobody’s looking, I’ll do 200 push-ups and 300 crunches...how else do they think I keep this figure?
Expecting to see Rock Lee, I find Shikamaru laying there, staring at the clouds.
Sakura runs past, singing: Sasuke-kuuuuuuun! My love and devotion!
Inside Sakura’s head: That was convincing enough... I hope no one finds out about my secret crush on Lee.
I follow her eyes to see her gazing at Lee.
Inside my head: I’m not even gonna TRY...
Rock Lee: *DING* (Does thumbs up w/ shine on teeth) That is okay!
Me: ??!!
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

   NARUTO: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. (The Secret Version the author didn’t want you to find out about)
Itachi: Ah....This is the best thing about being an almost all-guy association! *Smiles, relaxing in the hot springs with all the other Akatsuki*
Konen: (All alone on girls side w/ tears)
(Behind the bushes)
Ookami: ...Um...Suika....This isn’t dignified.
Me(Suika): *Wearing an Akatsuki cloak, Tobi’s mask, Konen’s flower, and dragging Samehada* Look at me! I’m an S-ranked criminal! *Smiles and puts on a hat and draws mouth on hand*
Ookami: Think about it...If they’re in the hot springs, they’re not wearing anything...and all that’s here is their cloaks.
Me: *Hair frays and screams, ripping off coat and all the stuff* Even this hair tie isn’t safe! *Rips out a fuzzy, sparkly, pink hair tie and throws it on the ground*
Ookami: . . . ...Who’s is that?
Itachi: *Walks up in towel and puts it in his hair*
Both of us: *STARE*
Itachi: Oh, I stole this from Sasuke when he was five. *Grins evilly* You should have seen him CRY! Mua ha ha!
(The reason Sasuke REALLY hates Itachi)
Young Sasuke: *Hearts floating around as he’s wearing the hair tie*
Itachi: YOINK! *Tugs it out and walks away*
Sasuke: *Starts bawling*
(Present times)
Me: ...but....wait....Sasuke doesn’t even have long hair.
Sasuke: *Emerges from bushes in rage* I CUT IT BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A HAIR TIE!
(The real reason Sauke has such a ridiculous hairstyle)
Me: ...but...you’re emo. What do you want with a fuzzy, sparkly, pink hair tie?
Sasuke: I WENT EMO FROM THE DEPRESSION OF LOSING THE HAIR TIE!
(The real reason Sasuke is emo)
Me: Well, where did you get it in the first place?
(Flashback)
Sasuke: *Sneaks into room when Itachi is sleeping* YOINK! *Slips it out of his hair and takes off*
(The real reason Itachi killed his clan)
Itachi: WHERE’S MY HAIR TIE?!
Clan member: I don’t know.
Itachi: LIAR! *stab, stab, stab*
Sasuke: *Returns from frolicking in the hair tie to find his clan dead*
Itachi: Tsukuyomi. For the next 72 hours...I will be taking this hair tie from you. YOINK! YOINK! YOINK!*Sauke falls down and he takes the hair tie in real life* If you want the hair tie back, then...Never mind. You can’t have it. *Leaves Hidden Leaf so no one can take it from him* (The real reason Itachi left Konohagakure)
(Present times)
Me: Hey, I thought Itachi stole it from YOU.
(What really happened)
Itachi’s best friend: Look Itachi! *Smiles and holds out hair tie* I hand-made it myself!
Itachi: Give it here.
Friend: No. *Gloms it*
(The real reason Itachi killed his best friend)
Itachi: *Ties into hair and is so happy he gets another dot in his sharingan* Huh...Would ya look at that.
(The real reason Itachi got his third dot)
and
(The real reason Itachi returned to the Village)
Itachi: I dropped my hair tie around here somewhere....
Kisame: *Sweat drop* That was the important mission???
Naruto: Hey...cool. *Picks up hair tie and puts in hair*
(Meanwhile)
Sasuke: Is it true that Itachi’s in town?! I've waited for this moment!*Chases him down to steal back hair tie*
(You know what happens...)
Sasuke: *Wakes up in hospital*
Naruto: HEY! SASUKE! *Waves happily*
Sasuke: *See’s hair tie and gets glints in his eyes*
(The real reason Sasuke fights Naruto)
Sasuke:...Hand over the hair tie...
Naruto: What?! NO! It matches my complection soooo much better!
Sasuke: CHIDORI!!!!! *Impales him and steals hair tie when he’s unconscious*
Sasuke: ?!!!! *Looks at hair tie* THIS IS THE WRONG ONE! *Whistles and leaves Naruto laying there*
(The real reason Sasuke joined Orochimaru)
Sasuke: Hey, can you resurrect the guy that made that hair tie?
Orochimaru: Only if you join me.
Sasuke: Sure.
(Present times)
Me: Hey. How did Orochimaru know about the hair tie?
(The real reason Orochimaru left the Akatsuki)
Orochimaru: Nice hair tie. Can I borrow it?
Itachi: I’ll kill you...*Black covers eyes*
Me: 0.o...
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Monday, October 8, 2007

   Bleach meets the Akatsuki
Ha ha! This is just some insane conversation I had in Spanish class!

Me: ¡Me encanta el Akatsuki! (Translation: I love the A* ka* tsu *ki!)
Kisame: DON’T COMBINE SPANISH AND NIHONGO! (Translation: Japanese) That’s just wrong!
Tobi: I think it’s grammatically “la Akatsuki”
Me: ¡!?
Kisame: STOP IT!
Chad: Ughn... *Nods to Tobie* (Translation: That is correct.)
Me: Um....What is Chad doing here?
Chad: Ugn... *Points to Akatsuki coat that he is wearing*
Ichigo: Is that any relation to hollows? *suspiciously pulls out zanpakuto*
Me: That one’s a hollow. *Motions to Diedara* Kill it.
Diedara: NO! YEAH! *Runs with hands screaming*
Me: Um...Diedara...That doesn’t make any sense...
Diedara: *KABOOM* That should take care of him. Yeah.
Kyuraku: *Eyes turn into hearts and whistles* Hey, baby, wanna go out?
Diedara: Sure. Yeah. *Links arms*
Me: *Megaphone* THAT’S A GUY!
Kyuraku: *Looks at Diedara with black lines*
Diedara: Yeah. *Grins*
Me: ¡Que horrible! (Translation: How horrible. Pronounce: Kay orreeblay)
Kisame: KNOCK IT OFF! *Clobbers me with Samehada*
Chad: ...Ungh? (Translation: What’s wrong with Español?)
Gaara: *Notices Chad’s silent language* .........!!.......?......?!____... (Translation: Unknown)
Chad: ....!.....!!....._______.......__
Ookami: ...?
Akatsuki: ? (Don’t understand)
All three: .....!!......!...._?...__ *Laugh until they fall over*
Sasori: Ookami’s on the ground! Capture her!
Akatsuki: *Pounces and dog piles on her*
Ookami: *On a tree branch barely above them* Thank goodness for the art of substitution.
Me: HEY! (Squished at the bottom) *shrug* *Hug Itachi*
Itachi: Substitution. *POOF*
Me: *Hugging Diedara*
Both of us: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Zetsu:
Me: Hey, so-
Zetsu: I didn’t even get to say anything!
Me: You’re boring.
Zetsu:
Me: So like I was saying...
Zetsu: *Chomps menacingly*
Me: You should let me join the Akatsuki.
Leader: . . . Why?
Me: Because... *strikes a pose* I’m cute!
Akatsuki: ....................IT’S TRUE! *Wails and hands me coat, ring and purple nail polish.*
Me: ¡Genial! (Translation: Wonderful!)
Kisame: AGH! *Rips up his coat and stomps on hat* I QUIT!
Zetsu:

THE END!
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Saturday, September 29, 2007

   XD! Just Married! (HA HA HA...sorta...)
Thanks to Inuyasha311! I got married to Gin Ichimaru yesterday! HA HA HA! My maid of honor was WeilderOfTheGong aka Ookami. I'm still waiting for the banner to be sent to me by email, then I'll post it on my site! It was hard to pick outa all the anime guys, but I picked him because no one else probably would! You: I wonder why... *sweatdrop* WAH HA HA HA HAH!!!!!!
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