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Saturday, June 4, 2005


   A Heavenly Joke.
Two women met at the gates of heavon.
The first one aksed, "So how'd you die?"
The second said, "I frozed to dead"
First Woman: "Harsh."
Second Woman: "Not really. Towards the end I just went all numb and then everything when dark. It was a very peaceful death."
Second Woman: "So how'd you die?"
First Woman: I died of a hwart-attack from over exsotion. Yeah... I thought my husband was cheeting and ran all the way home from work to find him sitting on the couch, watching TV, by himself. I went into a frenzy and searched everywhere. Under the beds, in closets, all the rooms and everhwere. I checked more than three times! Finally I fell and had a heart-attack and died."
Second Woman: "Hmm... Too bad you didn't check in the freazer, then we'd both be still alive."

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