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Wednesday, December 6, 2006
MoRe JoKeS!
ok so its more like ONE joke but its looooooooooooong
Subject: Blonde joke
A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first-class section and sits down.
The flight attendant asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that her ticket is for economy class and that she will have to leave the first-class section
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant alerts the pilot and co-pilot of the situation.
The co-pilot tells the blonde that she will have to move back to economy class.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal, and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak 'blonde'!"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asks him what he said make her move without any fuss.
The pilot smiled. "I told her first class isn't going to Montreal."
OH! and heres another:
why'd the blonde jump off the building? she wanted to see if maxi pads really had wings.
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