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Monday, April 25, 2005
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*@_@*
i'm in a bad mood, i hate fitness teting in PE....I got 10min 18sec on the mile! i'm so slow!
and then i could only do 1 pull up! weak!
my PE teatcher is sutch an ass too! *growls*......but i could sit here and complain all day so i'll just shut up befor i get into the sit-ups,lol now that was bad!
...IT'S MONDAY...-_-
i'm not a fan of mondays. they make me wanna vomit...same with PE classes......~_~
*dies*
lol, yeah thats the typical monday...lets see, i want to put something humorus on here just to lighten this evil monday....*goes to find something funny*
^^
I'M HAVEING FUN! lol
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
LOLS yeah thats great!
i got these at a awsome(gross) website called funnyjunk ^^ lol
later, all! till next post!
~Chi Tori
so...tired...
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