Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: SomeGuy


Friday, October 10, 2003


   Why Sick Sucks . . . . .
10. You're much less all-around happy than usual.

9. You fear eating or drinking foods you'd normally inhale.

8. Stuffy noses keep you from sleeping well.

7. Runny noses keep you from being in any place comfortably for long.

6. Sore throats hurt. 'nuff said.

5. Sucking back snot makes the throat hurt more. Again, 'nuff said.

4. You start talking funny.

3. You start blowing your nose more, making for more kleenex-related messes around the house.

2. Blowing your nose too hard causes your nose to bleed - more messes around the house.

And the number one reason for why being sick sucks . . .

. . . all your friends'll think you have SARS and stop hanging out with you!


Ah well, at least the Canucks won tonight . . .

Comments (12)

« Home