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Saturday, September 30, 2006


   FUNNY ASS QUOTES!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it!
If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving tsn't for you!
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem!
Jesus is coming......hide the porn!
It's all fun and games until your DAD finds out!
If I was president I would live at the White Castle instead of the White House.....I'd be so much cooler!
Before you insult somebody,you should walk a mile in their shoes...That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away...and have their shoes!!

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