Sunday, May 21, 2006

I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananaaaassssssssss...
This is going to be long. I warn you now.

Hey guys!!!! ANOTHER WEEK (2) AND WE ALL SURVIVED!!!!!

I hope.

Although it was cutting it a little close for me. Cutting it. Yes that was my week. (I fell down. a lot.) HAHAHAHA I'm so funny!!!!

Just kidding.

Ahem.

My apologies for the lack of post last week. :P I was an idiot. So..I spent like 34 minutes (yes, 34 because I timed it because I am such a freak that I do things like that) writing this whole nice long post (actually I just made 34 up right off the top of my head) and I typed it all up and it was a good one (34 is a good number isn't it?) and so I had this post and (GET ON WITH IT SILENCE!)

Well I went to hit "add post" and I deleted it instead. the end. it was very sad and I never rewrote it.

You all can go ahead and hate me now. Really, I do understand. I'm a post-deleter. I can get up to 5 years for that actually. Yep yep. *nod nod* I'm a criminal.

So my week..hmmm..well it was really busy and my ass needs sitting on. how's that? I think I'll oblidge it tonight..poor thing..

But next week is going to be just as fun!!! :D I'm booked for the rest of my life at this rate. -_-

But at least school is almost out. (though between you all and me it's not the school that's making me want to pull all my hair out!)

^__- between you and me of course.
The whole school, I swear, thinks I'm naive, and stupid, and weak, above all. it really is sad.

I ought to take off my "nice" mask and decapitate someone this week eh Red?

Obviously things have not been going my way. -_-' sorry to contamintate this innocent post with bitterness..

It really never did anything to hurt me, only looked nice..and white..and clean..and begged me to write on it..just a little..

And now I'm here. -_-'

I like to oat..oat..oat..oaples and bononoooosss..

Did you guys sing that song a lot when you were little? I know I did..I also made faces in shaving cream and drew myself a unibrow with some eyeliner..

oh wait that was last week..hmmmm...

Oh well. same difference. people can grow up a lot in a week. XP

I looked really funny with a unibrow. in case any of you were wondering.

Just in case. (but I secretly bet you all were)

Okay I have a fun question!!!! For those of you who don't know me in person. those of you who do can't play because it would ruin it.

How do you guys picture me?

Oh gosh don't answer that.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE?!?!

Ignore me.

TELL ME OR I SHALL SUCK YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!!

oh god.

WITH BENDY STRAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just going to let myself go now. obviously I can't listen to me.

*crosses eyes* I'm from svveeedeennn..

Not really. I wish I was.

Or Ireland or something really fun like that.

But nope. I'm just a dumb American. with beer and football and pot-bellied balding 40 year old men.

That's disgusting. I mean, eww. Just. Eww.

Am I even really talking about anything at this point?

Do you even care?

Do you even think I care if you care?

That depends on who you are of course. ^_-I can be very caring if I like you. And if not..well..

We did talk about a chainsaw last post correct?

I want a parakeet. A nice pretty parakeet.

SOMEONE'S POSSESSED ME AND MADE ME TYPE THAT AHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs around screaming and ends up in a radioactive waste plant with elmo*

Elmo: AHHH ITS YOU!!!!!!!!

Oh..the memories..

We had so much..*sniffs* fun..here..it seems like..so many saturdays ago..I've actually had to shave my beard.

Oh, and by the way, I'm a guy!

Just kidding.

Did I fool anyone? (if not someone say yes and make me feel like I'm worth something in the world) But I do! Sometimes. I feel like my purpose is to be the person that other people dump their crap on when they can't or are too stupid to deal with. ^__^ Yay for me. Really. I'm the crap dumper who is also apparently weak and naive. Those don't mix..do they? Obviously everyone I know is full of it. No I mean it. You should see some of the stuff they think they're actually pulling over on me. Like I don't catch things, like I'm too stupid to see what's going on.

Yes of course. I really hate it when you have those days when you find out that maybe somebody really isn't your friend. Even though they claim to be. They wouldn't know a true friend if one fell out of the sky and threw up on their face.

But then you have the days where you figure out that some people really ARE your friends, and that's always nice. so really I shouldn't whine.

And I've said it before and I'll say it again. People are people. You grow up and you stop asking your parents whenever you watch a movie "is he a bad guy? is she a good guy?" Because unlike the disney movies there is no "good guy/bad guy"

It's just humans with human intentions and desires. So I guess I shouldn't hold it against people.

Who followsd that? And better yet, who flippin cared?! :D

Don't worry. Watch me say something funny now.

Pickles.

But wait!

Hairy pickles.

I bet at least one of you cracked a smile. Don't deny it. I bet you want to smile right now too. You can tell me no, but I know the truth. Your heart knows the truth. *sniffs*

Will you marry me..

I can't beleive it's not butter..?

You're just so smooth..and light..and..you melt..so easily..

And when I rub you over my toenails..I just feel so fufilled..

*snaps back to reality*

Woah you guys didn't just see that. forget it was ever there.

DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!! XO

IF my bio book knew I was having an affair he'd..he'd..*sobbing* I don't know what he'd do but it just..

*wails* WOULDN'T BE NATURAL!!!!!!!!!!

You know this post is really long. but I promised it would be *to certain individuals who seem to suck entertainment out of these michael jackson soothe their poor demented souls* because I didn't do one last week and I'm sure some of you just DIED from lack of wierdness.

I know I did. *finger crunches and falls off*

EeewwwWwwwwwWWWwwwwww..

It makes me kinda hungry. *eyeballs finger*

Angel on Silence's shoulder: Don't do it Silence..resist..you know what it would do to your teeth..

Demon on Silence's Shoulder: Oh but it's so tender..you know you want to..do it Silence..do it..

AHHH ENOUGH!!!! *throws herself in bucket of radioactive chemical waste*

I bet you all forgot I was still there EH?!?!?! SHAME SHAMEEE!!!!!

shammmeeeeeeee...shammeeeeeeeee..*moans and scrapes nails on the wall*

So I should stop rambling now. Even though you won't admit it I'm sure you all have better things to do than read the inner torments spilled onto a webpage of a frustrated pent up teenage girl..

I think I should go stomp on ants or something. ^_- Chaosalchemy says it's more fun if you tell them their sins first but I prefer to tell them about the digestive tract of my dog before I throw them in.

Just kidding. I've never done that before in my life. -_- Really, I'm nice *enough* and caring! XO

I AM NOT A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just. misunderstood. unwell. yes. that's right. (today just blew guys gimme a break! XO)

No more typing. stop silence. stop now. *fingers type more*

...

Okay. right. ignore that. as a matter of fact, ignore this whole post! :D Yes, do that. It's for your own good.

Have a great week everyone smile and be happy and make the most of it because I'm a hypocrite!!!

*waves goodbye* till next time. ^_^ pardon my insanity.
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