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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

   Nothing really
I'm tempted to put a song on here that I started to laugh my head off at. Its to the music to American Idot by Green day only its a Weird Al song called Canadian idiot... I think I will post it
Don't wanna be a Canadian idot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And so I look like some frostbitten homehead?
I never learned my alhabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without paking heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat culing just like it's a real sport
They think thier silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' about

Sure, they've got their national heath care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat thier weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Alwas hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-empitce strike

Sorry if any of you are from Canada, but you should know the story. You make fun of us, and we make fun of you. But never with hard feelings.

See ya

~little Schultzie

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