Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Laugh Track Compilation Album
So I'm a dork and I like to keep a Word doc with all the really funny things that happen in my online convos. And I've decided to share some with y'all.
Here's a breakdown of who's who:
AnimeNToast; rebdkatsuya; Azira; Azi-Chan: all me
edwardlovgrl; iny_lovrgrl, Elgie Chan: Elgie
Exotahu4; Exo_of_the_Wind; Exotahu: Exo (surprise)
Everyone else is just what they appear to be.

tweetylover459 enters the chat.
edwardlovgrl: BOO!
tweetylover459 leaves the chat.

iny_lovrgrl: *huggle* your the best
rebdkatsuya: NOOO you are
iny_lovrgrl: nooooo you are huggle bunny!
rebdkatsuya: you are a sweetcake sugar pie love hamster
iny_lovrgrl: love hamster? lol
no you are my lil pea pod suger lumps of kitties
rebdkatsuya: you're my sack of puppies sweet-n-low coffee dumpling apple biscuit sex bean
iny_lovrgrl: oh wow you win

rebdkatsuya: WHAT DO WE WANT?
iny_lovrgrl: ASS!
rebdkatsuya: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
iny_lovrgrl: NOW!
rebdkatsuya: WHAT DO WE WANT?
iny_lovrgrl: EDS ASS!
rebdkatsuya: OH YEAH!
iny_lovrgrl: YEAH!!!!

rebdkatsuya: the uke doesn't do that much, after all
iny_lovrgrl: yeah I guess
iny_lovrgrl: cept make funny noises

iny_lovrgrl: so you can make people into chibies?
Exo_of_the_Wind: No, more like send people screaming into the void.

ExOtAhU4: Shit this house is freaky at night >.<
ExOtAhU4: But it turned out to just be the cat barfing

Exo_of_the_Wind: It was a tale of EPIK PWN
pie_heaven_man: tell me it again in an hour for a bedtime story
Exo_of_the_Wind: So these ENEMY SATALETES were chilling out in space right?
Exo_of_the_Wind: And they decide to attack me with LAG
Exo_of_the_Wind: I went all "OMG H4X"
iny_lovrgrl: Azi wants grandkids with Exo
rebdkatsuya: SHUT UP ELGIE
Exo_of_the_Wind: I ended something called SVChost.exe
rebdkatsuya: *kicks Elgie*
iny_lovrgrl: >.<
Exo_of_the_Wind: and then my computer was like
Exo_of_the_Wind: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE IS GO. BEGIN COUNTDOWN
pie_heaven_man: violence hurray
Exo_of_the_Wind: So i was like "Gotta get outta there"
Exo_of_the_Wind: So i got outta there
Exo_of_the_Wind: It hit zero and was like BOOOOOM!
Exo_of_the_Wind: The satalites were DEFEATED.... FOR NOW.
Exo_of_the_Wind: Then i used Rip Maen on my computer.

iny_lovrgrl: ok cill me now cuz I cant splee for shot

Exotahu4: Yea, thats what the guy that owns the bagel shop says
Exotahu4: He tends to be right because he is a BAGEL MASTER

rebdkatsuya: here are a couple Renfest pics
iny_lovrgrl: dude! that's scary, she looks just like azi!
rebdkatsuya: no, really?
rebdkatsuya: are you being sarcastic?
iny_lovrgrl: bleh these arent good pics of her
rebdkatsuya: stop talking about me in third person!! T_T
iny_lovrgrl: wha?
iny_lovrgrl: I said azi
iny_lovrgrl: azi-chan
rebdkatsuya: I am Azi!!
iny_lovrgrl: whoa

Exotahu: I got bitten by a walnut earlier

Exotahu4: Triangles are like circles except flat on the sides

Elgie Chan: well I'll draw your butt curves and you can draw my upper thigh curves

Exotahu4 (12:44:30 AM): Okay, this makes more sense
Exotahu4 (12:44:31 AM): ...
Exotahu4 (12:44:50 AM): Well, as much sense as Ovan dressed like Atoli with a meat arm can make

Myrkr: Oh yeah, baby. My chair needs a massage.

Bushido: “OMG I USE MAH PEWPEW PAPER NAO”
Bushido: “OMG I BE HIT BY PEWPEW”

And that's all for now. Hmyeah, some you won't get without a little background knowledge, and some are funnier without the backstory, so there's something for everyone.

(In case anyone wondered what spurred this regurgitation of funny, I'm writing a slash fic at the moment and it reminded me of a conversation I had yesterday with a guy friend. I mentioned slash and was like, "You know what that is, right?" He was like "Yeah...Wait, you mean Slash like from Guns'N'Roses?" And much hilarity ensued.)
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