Sunday, March 2, 2008

Um ... hello, everyone?
I haven't posted here in forever. Does anyone even have me on his or her friends list anymore?? I'm posting this, anyway.

So, I totally missed a movie quote game on Mimmi's site and Becky's site. To make up for this egregious miscarriment of taxitude, I'm going to make one of my own. Now people can have more fun. Yay!

Rules:

1. Pick 15 25 (I'm expanding it!) of your favorite movies.
2. Go and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. When someone guesses correctly, put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

Now, on to the movies (I'll try to get a decent mix of new and old, mainstream and obscure):

1. "Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, [name]? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!"

2. "The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."

3. "I want ten chocolate chip cookies. Medium chips. None too close to the outside."

4. "Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp."

5. "It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad."

6. "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

7. "The Way of the Samurai is found in death. Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day, when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears, and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day, without fail, one should consider himself as dead. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai."

8. "Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks."

9. "See big men sticking screw drivers into things - turning them - AND ADJUSTING THEM!"

10. "You're always on about it. 'Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?'"

11. "You-you eat like a bird."

12. "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."

13. "That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?"

14. "This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time."

15. "Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident."

16. "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

17. "Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."

18. "I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!"

19. "[Clemenceau] said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

20. "We didn't exactly believe your story, [name], we believed your 200 dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright."

21. "She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty."

22. "I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

23. "I don't rattle, kid. But just for that I'm gonna beat you flat."

24. "He was the patron saint of quality footwear."

25. "Who's the fellow owns this shithole?"
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