Tuesday, July 18, 2006

   Story time, kids!
Okay, so I haven't posted in quite soem time...so I figure I should. Maybe I'll start posting more. My last post about mySpace was kind of "random", in that I didn't explain it or anything. So, here's the explination. As i said, story time! I hope to be getting to all your sites soon, but I think i'm getting sick with something, cause I feel like shit. So, maybe in a day or two.

Well, I used to have a myspace before...but this little bitch who was underage(to myspace standards) and harassing me pretended that I was doing the harassing and got my profile deleted. So...here's to hoping she gets hit by a car and never wakes up. ^__^

Why Me?

A story of a smart girl facing a stupid world, full of insane retards and their pointless drama; where age is merely a number, because everyone seems to act five.


Part One: Oh, the Drama!

Part Two: The Retard and the (pretend)Troller

Thursday, July 13, 2006
2:13 PM - HAHAHA!!!
Current mood: amused

Once upon a time, there was a smart person, and she had a friend on her myspace. His name was Suuki-kun. Just as all her friends, he became important to her. One day, something happened(she still doesn't know what), but Suuki-kun's girlfriend started being a real jerk to him. She said things like 'U NEVER LOVED ME!', 'U NEVER MENT ANYTING U SAID!' and 'I DIDNT KNOW U HATE ME THIS MUCH!'...and it really pissed the smart person off because she's dealt with suicidal people many times, and knows that freaking out like an idiot isn't the way to go. So she desperately tried to make her friend feel better so he wouldn't kill himself, while also trying to help his scary girlfriend out by sending her a nice long message asking her to be calm and just be nice:

To:Ritsuka: starting to feel better,still hurt though
Date: Jul 9, 2006 11:15 AM
Subject: Hello...
Body: Ritsuka-san...I don't know what's happened between you and Suuki-kun, but he's my friend as well. I don't know about you, but I've been in too many situations where my friends are ready to kill themselves. I had an abusive boyfriend who was always ready to kill himself in front of me. You have to calm down, okay? I know you always type in caps in his comments, but it makes you seem way hyped up. I don't mean this to harm you in any way, I'm just trying to help. I'm going to try talking with him, if he'll let me. But you need to be calm and reassuring for him. Right now, he's the one getting worked up, so it doesn't help if you do, too. That's really all I can think of to say.

But this apparently did not work, as she continued to make stupid comments. Finally, the smart person got really irritated.

Ritsuka: starting to feel better,still hurt though
7/11/2006 9:05 AM
I DIDN'T KNOW, U HATE ME THIS MUCH TO DON'T TALK TO ME, HUH...? YOU DON'T WANT US TO GET BEACK WITH EACH-OTHER... THAT'S WHY YOUR NOT SAYING ANYTHING... -cries- You Rather, Lissen To Your FRIEND, Instead Of Your G.F. Who Is Hurt, And Crying Every Day & Night... Waiting For Her Loved-1 To talk To Me..........

That's the one that did it, and this was the smart girl's reply:

Shinigami
7/11/2006 12:56 PM
Man...grow up a little, okay, Ritsuka-san? Maybe he's listening to what I say because I make sense when I talk? Don't sob and whine about what happened because $10 says it's not just HIS fault. And, just so that you know, I'm not trying to influence his decisions in any way, NOR have I ever once told him what to do. He does what he wants, and I respect that. In case you didn't notice, he hasn't been on MySpace in days, so he hasn't responded to anyone on here, not just YOU. Maybe he needs a little time to cool off and think. Do you know how selfish it is to sit there and make it all about you by saying things like 'I DIDNT KNOW U HATE ME THIS MUCH!'? He's hurt, too, you know! And if you cared at all about HIS feelings, and if you REALLY wanted to get back together, you wouldn't keep saying things like that! You'd be reassuring him that you love him no matter what and that you're sorry for what happened(whether it was your fault or not) and asking him to just let you guys put it behind you so you can move on in the relationship, because losing TRUE love over a fight is dumb...but then again, you make it seem like it isn't true. I say all this because it's what I would do. Am I wrong? I'm not going to question his feelings, because all I've seen out of him is hurt and self-loathing. You cry and blame him. I'm questioning your feelings. I'm just doing what friends are supposed to do, and you making a big deal out of that is really pathetic and also shows you have no faith in him what-so-ever. You can go ahead and say whatever you want after this, but I won't take it seriously, because you're letting your stupid little emotions rule you instead of being calm like I told you. Hopeless case.

Next thing you know, the girlfriend starts magically following the advice and saying how she loves him and posts at least one lovey-dovey thing a day, trying to get him back. Sadly, Suuki-kun has yet to return to MySpace, and the smart girl is hoping he won't become another ShikamaruKnowsAll. At MyOtaku, that person disappeared and never returned. One can only guess what happened, and that's very unpleasant, to put it nicely. So, the smart girl told the girlfriend how transparent her lovey-dovey posts are, because she's really tired of the drama.

Lovely story, no? But, unfortunately, it came out with a sequel when a retard sent a message to the smart girl. Let's read it together, now!

This is a retard.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *~AkA PrEtTy EyEs~*
Date: Jul 12, 2006 7:45 PM

okay you don't know me but i know exactly who u r .
u know i might of not had a problem with u before but u messed with my family and i don't like that at all!
u know ritsuka, suuki's GIRLFRIEND . well she is my cousin and i don't care if u don't belive me but at least i know i'm saying the truth.i really think that u should not have any part in their relationship . they should solve their problems on their own.u know i think u only interfear because u ENVY cousin because suuki likes her and NOT U.if u really care for suuki like u say i would recomend u not to be talking shit about my cousin in his profile because no matter how hurt they might be they still LOVE each other and he could get really pist at u . u know if my cousin is feling upset because suuki hasn't talk to her don't worrie about it let them solve their problems.why do u call my cuzin inmature if u r the 1 having fun by writeing on ur arm, o like that proves ur really mature ,i'm younger than u and i stoped doing that in 1st grade.another thing, u might think ur a goth but the way u use ur makeup makes u look more like a clown.On ur comment u don't make sense it kind of sounds like a 3 year old wrote the comments. one last thing if u want to say some thing to my cousin messege her in other words say it to her face (if ur not afraid i mean)
u can say what ever u want about us but just remmember this "clik ur heels together and say i need a life because if i'm talking about somebody alses i don't have one"
if u want to say some thing about me make shur u say it to me don't post comments about me in other peoples profiles! u can find me in ritsukas friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a reply too smart for a retard.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Shinigami
Date: Jul 12, 2006 10:19 PM


haha. You're really funny. In fact, I laughed out loud when I read your message. Look, sweetheart, if you had any respect for your dear little cousin you'd let her fight her own battles because you make her look weak and unable to take care of herself. You're just another pathetic little person who sticks up for their friend because the friend CAN'T stick up for themselves. And do you know why? Because she can't justify what she's doing. And I'll let you in on a little secret: if Suuki-kun doesn't want me in it, he'll tell me so, himself. Free speech may be a new thing to you, but I can say whatever I feel like. She says mean things to him in his comments, I tell her why it's stupid. I don't give a crap about you, nor her. Jealous of her? You make me laugh. Unlike you, I don't have any strange motives for what I do. Purely because it's what I feel is right and what I feel like doing. We may both be 17, but her maturity level is so far below mine, it must be in the negatives. Now, I'll let you in on another little secret: don't stick your nose into things that have nothing to do with you. She may be your cousin, but my talking to her has nothing to do with you. If she wants to say something, then she can go right ahead. She's just a selfish little brat who thinks playing the crying, jealous girlfriend is going to get him to take her back. If he loves her, he will. If not, then not. Either way, as I told him, I'm behind him 100%. If he told me to apologize, I would, because my friends mean a lot to me. Don't play that "if u mess wit my family u mess wit me" mafia bullshit because I'm not buying it. Don't like that? Go cry me a river and drown yourself in it.

Oh, and the whole trying to make me feel bad by insulting me? Really mature. By the way, I was trying to help your dear cousin get him back at first, telling her to try and be calm, because we don't want anyone to kill themselves...but she totally ignored the advice and continued on with her putrid drivel. So instead of being smart about it, she spazzed out, and now wonders why he hasn't said anything to her. So, I point it out to her. Big deal. What, she gonna cry about it? How old is she again? How old did you say you were?

You really have to stop pretending to be an adult who sees the big picture, when you're really just a little punk. Now go mind your own shit before I get angry. ^_^

This is the retards reply to something they obviously dont understand.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *~AkA PrEtTy EyEs~*
Date: Jul 12, 2006 10:30 PM

LOOK IN THE FIRST PLACE SHE HAS NO IDEA THAT I SAID THIS TO U! AND I WILL TELL U THAT IF U MESS WITH MY FAMILY U MESS WITH ME! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK UR FAMILY ACTS BUT IN MY FAMILY WE ALL HAVE EACHOTHERS BACK! BITCH WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TELL ME TO MIND MY OWM BISSNES ,IF MY FAMILY IS MY BUISSNES .AND HONEY WHY DON'T U FOLLOW MY OWN EDVICE U WANT TO KNOW MY AGE 13 AND SO MUCH MATURE THAN U !MY COUSIN DID FOLLW UR ADVICE AT FIRST BUT THAN U STARTED WITH UR SHIT AND SHE DECIDED THAT UR ADVICE WAS STUPID.+

This is the (unpracticed)Trollers reply, in a more irritated fashion.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Shinigami
Date: Jul 12, 2006 10:48 PM

Caps? Cute. ^_^ Again, insulting doesn't work on me. Your words are empty threats and don't bother me in the least. See, you're not being calm at all. Spazzing must run in the family, eh? in any case, I didn't say your family wasn't your business, I said the conversation between myself and her is none of your business. Do you listen in every time your dear mommies talks on the phone? She didn't ask for your help. You're making her look even worse. And she never did calm down, so, no, she didn't listen. She doesn't like me because she thinks I'm some kind of special friend to him. Well, the only jealousy is in her head. People on the outside of a situation generally think more clearly than those who don't. Oh, and your age? Not impressive. You're about as mature as the five year old next door-and he types better than you do. You've obviously too young to understand anything I say. I'm sorry that my vocabulary level is too high for you and that's why you think I make no sense. And you also obviously know nothing about relationships or love. You talk like someone who thinks they know a lot, but really know nothing, and come off stupid because of it, but think that they sound really smart. Just like your little cousin, you can say whatever from here, but I won't take you seriously. I'll just laugh. And if you continue to waste my inbox space, I'll just block you. Because your words mean nothing to me, and you're wasting your time.


This is the retards highly awaited, super-intelligent reply.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *~AkA PrEtTy EyEs~*
Date: Jul 12, 2006 11:05 PM

AS I SAID BEFORE I DON'T CARE WHAT U SAY TO ME OR ABOUT ME IN THE LAEST. I JUST WANT U TO LEAVE MY COUSIN AND HER RELATION SHIP ALONE .THE CONVERSATIN IS MY BUISSNES BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING TO BE NICE TO THEIR IS A LIMIT TO EVRY THING AND WHEN U GET TO HERS AND MINE U R GOING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE U R DEALING WITH.SWEETHART AS U SAY I'M NOT MAKING HER LOOK BAD I'M JUST PROVING THAT SHE HAS SOMEBODY TO BACK HER UP.SEE UR VOCABULARY DOSEN'T GIVE ME TROUBLE IT'S JUST THE WAY UEXPRESS UR SELF IN A SENTENSE APERANTLY THE DIDN'T TEACH HOW TO WRITE IN FIRST GRADE.GO AHEAD AND BLOCK ME THE ONLY THING U PROVE IS THAT UR AFRAID OF ME .THOUGH UR WRITE ABOUT MY CAPS THEY R CUTE BUT NEXT TIME GO BUY A PIGGY BANK AND SAVE UR COMMENTS.ONE LAST THING HONEY THE LITTLE PHRASE ON UR PROFILE THAT SAYS THE WORD PERFECT DOSEN'T EXIST IT'S BECAUSE PERFECTION IS A THING THAT EVRY BODY HAS EXCEP U AND U WANT IT .
IF U WANT ME TO STOP BOTHERING U STOP MESSING WITH MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is the passed irritated smart reply to someone who cant control themselves.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Shinigami
Date: Jul 12, 2006 11:27 PM

Hahaha! Look, cupcake, I'll do whatever I want. All you can do is sit back and watch. I'm not scared of you or your little family. You sit around and throw insults because you can't come up with anything logical to say. Whoohoo. I'm so impressed. You sitting around getting all emotional and angry about it just makes me laugh more. I don't care who's backing her up, and if it's you, I'll have no problems. Now, be a good little girl and shut up, because your ranting is boring. You're too caught up in your own trip to see what's going on around you. You keep talking and talking-such boring drivel. It makes me laugh and then I yawn. I don't know where you get the impression that I'm afraid-it's all in your head, just like her jealousy. Now, I'm sorry she can't handle herself and needs people to back her up, but that's not my problem. Talk, talk, talk...talk your life away. Nothing you can say will make me care. Your little messages are pointless and stupid, because I don't care. I read a sentence or two, and get too bored to read the rest. You're not accomplishing anything. I hope sitting there throwing insults makes you feel like the big adult you wish you were. I'm sorry you can't find anything important to say, so you sit there and rant and get angry. The more you say, the more I laugh. Cause and effect.

P.S. Sorry, true perfection doesn't exist. Everything is flawed in some way, except, say, a sunset, or a beautiful river. But then again, some people don't think that those things are beautiful. People are the least perfect of everything in this world. I hate to burst your bubble, but perfection is a matter of opinion, just like beauty, right and wrong, smart and stupid. Just because you say something is ugly or stupid doesn't mean it is. Your opinion isn't the law of the universe, nor do I value said opinion in any way. So, once again, you're wasting your time. *yawn*

And this is the retards reply when they can think of no more good insults for the day.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *~AkA PrEtTy EyEs~*
Date: Jul 12, 2006 11:52 PM

WELL i need to get some sleep so that i don't end up like u ,but if u want to continue this conversation i will be on from 8:05 till 10:18
sweet dreams if u dream with me they will be sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is the reply of the person who just wants to be left the fuck alone and is tired of retards.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Shinigami
Date: Jul 12, 2006 11:58 PM

All the sleep in the world wouldn't help your personality. And no, I don't want to continue this conversation. It's boring. Stop wasting your time. ^_^


This is the retards reply that they think is smart.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *~AkA PrEtTy EyEs~*
Date: Jul 13, 2006 9:23 AM

sleep healps me alot and ur right my time is to valuable to waste it on u!

And, finally, this is the pissed off smart persons reply that she hopes will make the retard feel as stupid and frustrated as possible.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Shinigami
Date: Jul 13, 2006 12:53 PM


Yet, so funny, you keep on wasting it. You must really enjoy my company. Too bad the feeling's not mutual. You're pretty obsessed over me; always have to have the last word. You remind me of one of those psycho fangirls who start trying to trash their idol because he's getting married or something. Sorry, kiddo, I'm not les. Even if I were to switch over to girls, it wouldn't be for a dirty little punk like you. Let's be serious. Well, I hope you got what you wanted. I'm sure it's lonely sleeping by yourself. If you want to have a nice dream about me, I guess I don't mind. Have a nice life. ^_^

The moral of this story? Retards are really freaking retarded. Thank you, and good night.

Author's commentary: You know what? I was wrong, I actually quote Yuki three times. Haha. Lyss, if there's one thing I learned from that troller on your LJ, it's how to be a real son of a bitch. I could have done the usual and gotten all really pissed, emotional, and ended up in a flame-war yelling match...but it's much better to be calm. That way she ends up looking even more retarded than she is. Not that I enjoy it, I hate what trollers do, but I thought it was a better way to just go about it. What drama. I hate this kind of bullshit. I couldn't fucking sleep the other night because of it, trying to think up the best kind of reply to the next stupid thing she would say. I DID at last fall asleep when i decided on saying that and blocking her. Because I don't care what she thinks of me. Then I slept till 2:30 PM! D= That really sucks. DAMN FRICKING STUPID ASS RETARDS!

On a side note, Zac only gave me a B- on my pissing-people-off skills, and he was right to do so. Oh well, it's not like I do it all the time, so how should I know? lol So..I got the bitch's profile deleted, but she got mine deleted before hers got to be. Pisses me off. *sigh*


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