Sunday, November 5, 2006
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Can you cry underwater?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors
work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is
about putting your baby in
a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new
to eat will have materialized?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why is it when your sleeping itís called drool but when your awake its called spit?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet
the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then
let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?"
no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on
in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane,
is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut
butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?