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Monday, December 3, 2007


This post brought to you by Mr. Subliminal (Kevin Nealon)
Tire fixed (6 bucks(not bad eh)), bought movies (South Park Christmas(Had to), Ocean's 13(Have the first Two), and Futurama: Benders Big Score(Wanted it too)), watched the Bears lose to the frickin Giants. (DAMN MANNINGS!!!!!!)


Not much else going on other than work (damn kids).

Take care everyone (bastards ^__^!)
John (Smartass)

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Saturday, December 1, 2007


No silly little quiz today.

Actual news!

My truck has a flat tire, it happened Friday Morning, it was a good thing that my dad didnt leave for work earlier. I needed him to give me a ride to work.

Today is a tire hunt/ tire repair day. (It was a good thing I got paid yesterday)

Well, I need to find a new anime to watch, Im thinking of downloading Beck. As SG demanded it of me, as well as other people.

Take it easy people
John

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007


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What's Your Personality Quirk?


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Monday, November 26, 2007


Sounds like me...
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What Are Your Last Words Before GAME OVER?


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Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

In memory of those loved and lost.

George "Red" Schultz (My grandpa on Mom's Side)
Barbara "Babs" Schultz (My Mom)
Carol Jentink (My Grandma on Dad's side)
Leroy Jentink (My Grandpa on Dad's side, though I never met him)

There are others to list, but they are the ones nearest to my heart. Im thankful for all of the great memories I have of them.

What are you thankful for?

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Saturday, November 17, 2007


Well, it was time for a change on the old page.

This is my new Hitsugaya winter theme. I also added some music to my playlist. I highly reccomend you listen to "In Thee" by Blue Oyster Cult, its such a great mellow tune.

Take care guys
John

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Thursday, November 15, 2007


Well, I missed my MyOtaku anniversary.

Its 2007, I joined in 2003?

Damn, its been FOUR YEARS!!! I wasnt kidding when I said I was a MyOtaku elder statesmen.

I have survived all of the "Otakulypse" events, and only lost a little bit of my pride along the way. And an ashtray, and a lamp, and a comb.


A lot has happened, college, home, jobs, many trivial things. White Sox World Champions, Bears Superbowl nightmare. Mom...

Many things, many great friends.

If I had the time, I could go back and give a better reflection, but that isnt really my style.

Take care people.
John

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007


Well, that was probably the most comments I ever had in one post. All of 7, wow, my social ineptitude showing no signs of slowing down.


Not much happening, I got a cold, and Ive been working, thats about it.

My brother downloaded DeathNote, so Ill be watching that. Seeing as I just finished the last of Initial D, I needed a new anime fix.

Still into the Heroes thing, I love that show, HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SOONER!!!!

I cant wait to see whats going to happen in the following weeks.

Take care guys, Im off to bed
John

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Sunday, November 11, 2007


THE FOLLOWN POST IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES.
So, SG, I guess youre out. Just kidding.

Im sick, damn brother and dad gave me a bad cold.


But anyway, Ill tell you about what happened last week when out at the bar. Going a la Someguy, I will be using nicknames to protcect the innocent. Ive never done this before, but it needs to be done this time.

"Waz", "Francis", "The Hoar Boy", "RK", and "Cartman", and I were all out at our favorite watering hole Paddy O's. "The Hoar Boy" was running the pool table as usual. Sandbagging games so people would want to play him still. He was throwing games to the girls, he always lets them win. "Waz", "Francis", "RK", and I were playing darts, playing pool when our quarters came up. We were all also playing Silver Strike Bowling, a bar standard for us. Oh yeah, we were drinking too.

After a couple of hours, "The Hoar Boy" comes up and says, "Keep this chick away from me, and Ill give you all 20 bucks!"

Time for a little back story. "The Hoar Boy" has a history of getting historic "Beer goggles". A few of the girls I have seen him hook up with would make you retch. I know I did.

Anyway, "RK", "Was", "Francis" took it upon themselves to keep this girl distracted, as "The Hoar Boy" kept doing what he was doing. This girl looked like a fucking She-Dwarf, without the beard.(she would have looked better if she had one, her face looked something awful) But I was the only one who wasnt drinking heavily, and I guess I was the only one who noticed how hidious(sp?) this girl was.

I met the first openly gay guy at the bar that night, I know that he was gay because he would hump "Cartmans" leg like a puppy, and "Cartman" would proclaim, "Hey, theres a queer humping my leg" and everyone had a laugh.

There were a couple of really cute girls playing pool with the "Hoar Boy" so I was watching the game, when they decided to play "Human Limbo". One girl put her legs on the edge of the pool table, then the other one would limbo. She lost her balance, reached out, and grabbed me (Ill let you guess where she grabbed) and then the other one lost her balance and was starting slip off the pool table. I reached out, and "unintentionally" caught her by her ass. ^__^

I looked at the them, and said, "If youre going to get fresh, at least buy me a drink first!"

They laughed, and went to get me a drink. ^___^

Back to the she-dwarf, she was still trying to get to "the hoar boy" because she wanted to hook up with him, again. So, "Waz", "Francis", "Cartman" and "RK" went and took her out, and were working on her to keep her away from "Hoar Boy". "Waz" kept proclaiming, "ANY PORT IN THE STORM", meaning he wanted to go home with her.

They all went out back, I was still inside. I needed to cool off, and get some air that wasnt 90% smoke, so I went to get a breath outside.

I went to the little backyard of the bar, and was taking, oh, my third step, when I hear this she-dwarf say, "I want to see the twins next to each other."

I FREEZE, I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!!!! Then, "RK" comes and drags me over to this troll and the next thing I know, she is lifting up her shirt and telling me and my brother to "Grab one"

I am very single, and still a virgin, as much as that pains me to admit. I would rather stay that way than grab one of those disgustinly large boobs. Then I hear "Well, if you want to hook up with "RK" you need to sleep with me or John too." (That was my brother throwing me under the proverbial bus)

I say "NO!!!" and go back into the bar. Having almost puked when she lifted her shirt. I like breasts, but those were gross. "I shouldnt have gone outside" is what I was telling people for the rest of the night.

At closing time, we all make our way home. "Francis" was long gone, having to work the next day. "Hoar Boy" went home to drink more. "RK", "Cartman", "Waz" and I are making way to my truck. She-dwarf is on her way home, or so we thought.

The next morning, we find out that she went to "Hoar Boys" house and he ended up sleeping with her anyway, with all that fuss at the bar, he still hooked up with her. That poor guy, we tried, some harder than others, to keep her away, but in the end, he still didnt learn his lesson.

There is the story, I cleaned it up as much as I could. Now if you'll all excuse me, I need to get back to bed, I feel like shit.

Take care
John

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Friday, November 9, 2007


I know I said that I would post about my little "Adventure" last weekend, but I did not intentionally not post.

I have been fighting a massive headache almost all week, the kids are just brutal on the way home. So when I got home every night, I just lied on my bed for a while and then went to bed.

Im still extrememly tired, and the headache hasnt completely gone away. If I remember about it tomorrow, Ill let you all know what happened.

Ill give you this, the thought "I wish I didnt go outside to cool off" will be the central theme about what happened.

Later
John

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