Christmas Eve
It's Christmas Eve. Tommarow Santa will visit my house and leave presents. But y'know, it just doesn't feel like Christmas Eve. Sure, we've got a tree and stuff, but something is missing - the Christmas spirit. *sigh* Christmas blues...
An Anime Christmas
Kenshin, Hiei, and I have gotten together for Christmas. Right now, we are sitting by the fire, sipping some hot chocolate I made. Hiei looks bored. "Can we please do something exciting soon?" Hiei asks. "We could watch a movie..." Kenshin suggests. "Neat. I have some movies we could watch." I said, pointing to a cabinet full of DVDs. "I'll go pick one." said Hiei as he straitened up from his sitting position. He walked over to the cabinet and sifted through the DVDs. "You have some interesting movies here, Scarlet-kun." He picked one up. "This one looks good." Kenshin glanced at it. "The Ring? Hmm.. I've heard it got five stars from the New York Times."
"Hiei, can't we watch a Christmas movie?" I complained. He turned to glare at me. "No." he replied. "Fine." I said, folding my arms against my chest in a pout. "Lighten up, Scarlet-dono. We can watch a Christmas movie another time." Kenshin said, rubbing my back. "Oh, alright." I relaxed, letting him massage my shoulders. "Mmm...that feels good..." I closed my eyes. "Don't drift off to sleep - you'll miss the movie." said Hiei. "Don't worry, I'm not going to la-la land yet." I assured him. "Hn." He went back to watching the brightly lit screen. I tried to focus on the movie, but my mind kept wandering off...
"Scarlet-dono, my hands are beginning to hurt." said Kenshin, inturupting my train of thought. "Oh. Um...feel free to stop..." I said. His hands returned to his lap. "Thank you." I said, giving him a small kiss on the cheek. His face blushed beet red. I giggled, seeing his face. "Kenshin, your face is more red than your hair!" Hiei laughed, adding "It's almost as red as Kurama's!" We all laughed at that.
"So...I was thinking...how can you two just sit together in a room like this?" I asked. "What do you mean?" asked Hiei. "I mean, you guys are so different! Kenshin believes in peace, you believe in war..." They thought about that for a moment. "Well, sometimes it's our differences that pull us together." Kenshin said. "I agree. It's interesting to see another person's view on things." Hiei said, his eyes never leaving the screen.
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Man, those updates took FOREVER! All in all, the entire construction of that site took about 6 days! Do you have any idea how long it took to find all the media? A LONG time.
omg i just found my glasses. Cool!
PLEASE please please visit the site. Pretty please?
Today's Update
Hello! It is 3:47 PM. I am feeling bored. Which is unfortunate for you, because weird stuff happens when I'm bored. Something weird is going to happen any minute now...
*rustle* *rustle*
ME: What's that?
*rustle* *rustle*
ME: Come out! I won't bite!
*alien emerges*
ME: Hello, little guy. Welcome to Earth!
ALIEN: GrEetIngS, EaRthLiNg. CaN yOu hElP mE?
ME: Sure! What do you need help with?
ALIEN: I sEeM tO hAvE wAnDeReD aWaY fRoM mY gRoUp. CaN yOu hElP mE rElOcAtE tHeM?
ME: Of course. But I'll need a friend to help me.
ALIEN: oK
ME: *throws pokeball* GO HIEI!!
HIEI: What do you want, baka?
ME: I'm gonna need you to help me find aliens.
HIEI: Are you out of your mind?
ME: I'll give you some Sweet Snow...but only if you help.
HIEI: Fine, but I'm only helping you this once.
ALIEN: I tHaNk yOu fOr yOuR hElP. My fRiEnDs sHoUlD bE wItHiN a tEn-MiLe rAdiAuS.
HIEI: Hn. I'll use my Jagan.
*Jagan starts to glow*
ALIEN: uM, iS tHaT nOrMaL?
ME: For him, yes. For other people, no.
ALIEN: tHaNk zArToK...
HIEI: I've found them. They are five miles northeast.
Right now, it's 10:19 PM. I am in bed typing this. My parents think I'm asleep. But I'm not. Ha, take THAT, Mom. I am SO not going to sleep till 11:00.
Why does reading fanfiction make me speak japanese?
Why can I understand doujinshis that are in japanese?
Why do I think emo and/or goth demons are hot?
Why am I a member of so many sites?
Why is it I type so slow?
I am...
1/6 preppy
1/2 goth
1/10 emo
3/4 random
7/10 total Hiei and Kurama fangirl
1/10 evil
9/10 freaky
How do I manage all that???
I have about 500 picures of Hiei and Kurama. I think that means I'm obsessed.
*yawn* Well, it's time to go meet the Candy Man. Cuz the candy man can...the candy man can...
OH NOES!! THE MEN IN WHITE ARE BACK!!! THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO TAKE ME BACK!!! *runs away* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPERS!! -thinks- lol I've always wanted to say that lol
HA they'll never find me here in this sewer. Wait, this s a sewer? Eeeek! *climbs out* Phew, was that stinky!! OH SH*T THERE THEY ARE!! *runs*
They won't find me behind this tree. OW who poked me with a needle?...whoa I'm feeling weird...*collapes* Oh hello Mr. Ground, how are you?...look there's some nice men in white...*gets dragged off to da nut house*
Everyone: Nighty-night, crazy person!
Me: GOOD NIGHT EMO PANDAS! I WUV YOU ALL!!
DISCLAIMER: I am not insane (well not completly) and did not get dragged off to da nut house...well, not yet...
Weekends. Ya gotta love 'em. You don't have to go to school or worry about homework. You can basically just relax all day. That's what I've been doing. Relaxing, reading some comics...basically just what I do after school. Except now I have more time to spend on my laptop. Now only if my parents were gone so I could snag some snacks...
We got a Christmas tree yesterday, but it was way too big so we had to throw it out. Darn. Well, at least we've got a fake tree somewhere in the basement we can use...And it comes with lights on it, so we don't have to waste time stringing up the lights!
Oh, and if you happen to like Kurama you can e-mail me for pictures, amvs, slideshows and links. Same for Hiei.
Presenting...STUFF I FOUND ON MY COMPUTER!!!
First up, Stuff to do when you're bored!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name "Rock Hard".
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Next...Fun stuff to do while Driving!
1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
24. If an fire truck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)
30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to...a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
34. Sing without having the radio on.
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off..
