Sunday, June 17, 2007

   I hate some people/Fathers day
Have u ever had a friend who said they were better than you and that u were jeleous because of it when u wernt cause thats not wat friends do. So i end by saying Later. Oh happy fathers day to all those fathers out there! *wave*
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Saturday, June 16, 2007

   Rambling and A Video.
Thanxs fer the comments! My bro is okay and my dad cooled down. Anyway i wanted to play the song, I dont know if anyone heard it before cause usually when i ask they say they never heard it. So here it is. Its called daddy's Little girl. Its about like three gurls and their daddy's are leaving. It reminded me of when i was like 8 or 9 and our dad left alot.sometimes he didn't come back fer a day or so. It made me mad and sad but i got over it. Well thats it hopefully i'll talk to you later. bye! Also I have this cool Avatar!


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   Accused!
Dude or dudette heres wat happened: So like me my bro and sis's went to four seasons wit my dad rite? Well when the day was over the lady at the counter calle dup my lil bro(9). She told him something cause when he came to stand near us( Me,sis's ,dad,and unc) he started to cry alil'. Wat happened was that him and some new friens he name(about 5) were playing dodgeball rite? One of his so-called friends went and told his mom that he got hit wit a ball by my bro. HELLOOOOO! ITS PHUCKING DODGEBALL! I wanted to scream. You get hit! But no she ssingles out my bro! My dad lost it seriously. He started cursing but not at the lady cause she left by then. The counter lady, shes a friend of or dads, apologized cause she didn't see wat happen. Then or dad told us don't ever let anyone accuse you of doing something you didn't do. THat happened to him to, he got suspended fer 2 weeks from there cause some lady accused him of cursing and threating people. So he called NAACP. Probaly a day later they said he cood come back adn they were apologizin sayin"i'm sorry, we just went by wat she said." Thats when he cursed them out. LOL!He could have sued but didn't. Now when he's there he can curse all he want and they won't do anything.

So the moral is: Dont let anyone accuse you and when they apologize fer they're mistake, do like my dad and then curse'em out!

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Saturday, June 2, 2007

   Last day SUCKED!!!
I haven't up dated in a while because of summer. Its suppose to be cool fun but wats fun about not seeing half of your friends? Seriously. One of my bests friends, like a bro to me is moving to arizona. Before he left a gave his a chocolate kiss and he said hes gunna kkeep it until he sees me again which is i think in like 4 or 5 years. Which sucks ass! I started crying he was crying almost everyone was crying. So my last day of school started good but in the middle and end everything was freakin horrible. So yeah it sucked. But thats life fer ya!

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

cool song!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

   hope u like! Lie to me-george & I miss you aaliyah



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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

   BEST DAY EVER(NOTTT) JK(ABOUT BOTH!)
Wat happened in the last 2 weeks is cool yet normal. Okay i have this friend,one of my best friends, who broke up wit his girlfriend to date another gurl who in our school is the numba one skank. She cheats on almost all of her boyfriend! So when i found out he was going out wit her my first words were:"YOUR PHUCKING KIDDING?" He cood have done so much better! But thats not the twist. Since ppl kept talkin shit about her he cooldn't deal so he broke up wit her. 2 DAYS! they lasted two days! Even ask kj-11, one of my best friends. They lasted to days!Ppl were happy n cheering. Then on tuesday this week i looked up in the mirror( we have mirror ceiling in our locker bay) They, him and my friend(the one he broke up wit)were talking: "SHHH! I'm watching a soap opra! I told my other friends. Next thing ya know the were huggin and all that good stuff.Ppl awwed,I cheered & whistled. They go on and off but their a really good couple and AWSOME FRIENDS TO HAVE!!
Thats all I have to say! Nothin else but Have AN AWSOME DAY! School was actually okay today. CATCHA LATER!!
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Friday, April 27, 2007

   I like dis song hope you do to!!!!

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

   Some jokes if ur feelin down er happy
Pregnant Nudist
A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor. The doctor ran some tests and then told her she was pregnant.
The girl said, "I can't be! The only men I've been around are nudists from my colony and we only practice sex with our eyes."

"Well, my dear," said the doctor. "Someone in that colony must be cockeyed."

Bet i can bite both my eyes
man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.

He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.

Brooms and carrot sticks
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line.
When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom

''This is a magic broom -- point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die.''

Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.

''Don't worry.'' said the man issuing them out. ''I will give you this magic carrot -- point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die."

Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion.

Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said ''Bangity bangity bang!'' and the guy fell down dead. He did the same thing with the magic carrot. Amazed at what was happening, he continued to fight.

Then, a guy came slowly up to him and he would not die. Bob tried to shoot and stab him, but he wouldn't die. The last words poor Bob heard as he was being trampled over were ''Tankity tankity tank.''

top ten Break up lines(female)
10. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate.
Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.

Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)

10. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate.
Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're sinfully ugly.

The Hind-lick Manuver
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South.
She orders some chicken and starts to eat.

Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone.

Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her.

Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt.

The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.

Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right, that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."

Hope you enjoyed!My favorite was the last one.
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Saturday, April 21, 2007

   WAZZUP?
Hey everyone! Did any of you celebrate 4/20? I didn't cause i don't smoke but anyway fer those of you who don't know wat it is ask ur parents! They outta know(maybe).Anyway (i say that alot)Do you guys read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? My fav is Happy NoodleBoy!Funny as hell!cHeck it out. Well thats all i wanted to say, and if you probaly have a hangover, well its your prob not mine Bye!
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