Saturday, July 2, 2005

   Monkey Butts

Ah... I think its time for me to clean out my friend's list. Even though I'd be stuck with some ten people, I'm tired of running around and commenting on everyone's sites, and they don't even bother to come to my own. Those who do bother to come here, thank you. I know who you are, and I know why most of you cannot reply to every post I do here. Yesterday was a bother with my mom. First, she went bezerk with chores in the morning like always. So that put everyone in the house in a bad mood. Then when my uncle's family came to eat dinner with us (we invited them...) he let me chose a free videogame from the ones he was selling. The only good one that I could find real interest in was Metal Gear Solid 2. So, of course, I chose that one. So later, when I put it into my x-box while my mom's away, I go crazy and realyze that this game isn't all that bad. So when she comes home and finds me alone in the middle of the living room with my eyes glued onto the screen and the lights off, my mom gets rather agitated... for no apparent reason. So she goes "OMG! What are you playing?!? Why is his buttox out like that?!?" I go"mom, its not my fault he's wearing stretch pants and that the CAMERA GIVES US A VIEW OF HIS FREAKIN' WEDIGE!!!" so then I turn around and shoot the bastards down on my screen. then she pulls one of those very-mexican "AY DIOS MIO!" (which means OMG!) and rambles off about how violent my new game is and how I'm going to return it. So, I turn off the x-box (NOoooOo) and go to my room. An hour later, she wants me to check my e-mails to see if my sis had sent anything lately (she's at england and my mom can't be calling every five hours anymore to make sure exactly where on the globe she is, so she has recently become an invader of my e-mails) I put up the latest e-mail and let her read it. Then she goes, "OKAY I want to reply to her now..." I go, "sure!" and set it up for her. I sit down in front of they keyboard, eager to type up her e-mail as fast as I can cause there is something so much more interesting that I'm doing on the other internet explorer windows. (no, it wasn't porn...)But then she says "NO, I wanna do it this time" I whine and beg, but she literally kicks me out of my own room so she can type her e-mail herself. And, just so you may know, seeing as my mom never had a high education, and sucks REALLY REALLY bad at computers, it usually takes her up to two hours to type an e-mail that is only some eight sentences long or so. (its not her fault, I know, but c'mon... I can't wait two hours to get back at what I was doing!)So while she was kicking me off my computer, I was like "FINE, I'll just go back and play some more Metal Gear Solid" You can only imagine the things she said then... Okay, now that I've bored you half to death (maybe that's why no one hardly replies...) I'm going to be going now. My mom's away, and you know what that means... MORE METAL GEAR SOLID!!! Luv and Peace Your (secret agent) Hostess and part-time bartender ~~Sakura Ryuu

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