Sunday, February 6, 2005
CALIFORNESE is RADIOACTIVE!
|Haha, well, today I spent half the day talking to my sis online, and the other half I spent it at my grandpa's house eating BBQ. Now I will spend half the night doing homework (heh, I DO NOT PROCASINATE!) *procastination does me* Uh, that sounded weird. But continuing!|
My sis sent me this. I thuoght it was funny. Hope you guys enjoy it, especially all my fellow californains...
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and isnamed Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. (heh, I wish *wink wink*)
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
So there you have it! Send it and pass it on! Haha, George Clooney *sighs*
*runs away to try to figure out if pot is illegal*
And you know people, the parking lot... its true!
~~ Sakura Ryuu