Monday, March 28, 2005

nothing important, atleast i dont think so
i got to fly a kite outside today! its really nice! i wish there was more to do you there then just walk around.... boooring..! welll i could take a walk through the woods out to the old little bridge.

ok sooo crystal and i were going to go out to dinner with a friend for her birthday but her other friends ditched soo thats not happenning now... sucky.... anywho that really my only news of the day

random stuff

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

^^go to this site and put in your birthdate! it'll tell you some interesting stuff!


aww good poem!

drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.



When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere,

The sirens screamed out eulogies,
For death was in the air.



A mother, trapped inside her car,

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

Oh, God, please spare my boys!



She fought to loose her pinned hands;

She struggled to get free,

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.



Her frightened eyes then focused

On where the back seat once had been,

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.



Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

She did not hear them cry,

And then she prayed they'd been thrown free,

Oh, God, don't let them die!



Then firemen came and cut her loose,

But when they searched the back,

They found! therein no little boys,

But the seat belts were intact.



They thought the woman had gone mad

And was traveling alone,

But when they turned to question her,

They discovered she was gone.



Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

In beseeching supplication,

Please help me find my boys!



They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

Their jeans are blue to match.

One cop spoke up, They're in my car,

And they don't have a scratch.



They said their daddy put them there

And gave them each a cone,

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.



I've searched the area high and low,

But I can't find their dad.

He must have fled the scene,

I guess, and that is very bad.



The mother hugged the twins and said,

While wiping at a tear,

He could not flee the scene, you see,

For he's been dead a year.



The cop just looked confused and asked,

Now, how can that be true?

The boys said, Mommy, Daddy came

And left a kiss for you.



He told us not to worry

And that you would be all right,

And then he put us in this car with

The pretty, flashing light.



We wanted him to stay with us,

Because we miss him so,

But Mommy, he just hugged us tight

And said he had to go.



He said someday we'd understand

And told us not to fuss,

And he said to tell you, Mommy,

He's watching over us.



The mother knew without a doubt

That what they spoke was true,

For she recalled their dad's last words,

I will watch over you.



The firemen's notes could not explain

The twisted, mangled car,

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.



But on the cop's report was scribed,

In print so very fine,

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

Drunken boys, colored eggs, and the incredible hulk
hey everyone, sorry i havent been around! Ive been at crystals house the last two days and she's a computer hoard! soooo thats my reason!


^^mee at crystals, you can see her on the comp^^

sooo starting off... thursday was our first day away from school .... *yay for spring break* .... and i spent the night at crystals then... matt came over around 1030 and we were watching romeo and juliet. (the one with leonardo dicaprio and claire danes) and he was drunk.... i guess thats matt for yah.


^^^ Matt the pyro.. playing with matches ^^^

then on saturday morning.... (yep i dont remember what really went on friday) uumm we went babysitting for crystals cousin heather ... it was fun! the kids were pretty well behaved and we polayed house.... and played with these disney character baby dolls! lol they were so cute! my favorites were the ariel one from the little mermaid and the tinkerbell one.

then we went to the library and got some books (duuh) and lets see we got, love hina 1-3, mars 1-2, bleach volume 4 , volume 1 of daughters of the moon (thats not a manga like the other ones).... , and we got a few movies evangelion movies 1-3, and this movie called the lost boys.... sooo yah... haha


^^crystal trying to es=at mr kankles... her pus..uuh i mean her cat... lol^^

we also colored eggs, i drew a picture of momiji on one! it was cute! lol. and then for shits and giggles drew a penis on another one.

hmmm well i guess i'll post a couple of pictures... and,.... Happy easter!


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Thursday, March 24, 2005

ITS SKELETOR!!! hehehe!
hahaha, yah, crystal and i went to the talent show for our high school last night. It was fun! this one kid was trying to rap and he sucked so horribly and,..... omg we could not stop laughing!!! and then there were these 2 boys that were rapping in a band they called DNR ....they were good for teenagers but some of the things they talked about... omg RATED R ... hahaha but yah they were cool. Then there was heather gorka who in our school is like the high class lookin prep/drama queen. She has a amazing voice and she sang a song with someone and then she sang reflection by herself.... SHE WAS AWESOME!! Then the hight light of the night was when no biggie went on! They were awesome.. Im sure none of you heard of them but their a local band in ann arbor michigan and like 3 of the 4 of them go to our highschool.... anywho their a rock band... and they rocked the school auditorium!! soo at the end we both bought a cd from them! it was fun!

soooo today i got bored and i realized that i knew that one of the guys had a xanga name and sooo i decided to search for them... its funny theres a blog ring on there called *if no biggie was a woman i would love that woman*.... or something like that.... i ended up finding 2 of them!

and to end my post i found a picture of the ultra scary lunch lady from my high school (i drew a cartoon version of her long ago you can look in my fanart for one called scary lunch lady)


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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

church girl VS Bi-Girls, asss grabbing, and saying goodbye
hahaha ok so you guyr remember when i was talking about how one of my friends...(church girl as i c... had "Gay ='s Sin" written on her bag.... oook well yesturday was fun.... i was walking with my Obviously gay friends down the hall way (ok not gay but bi) and they were like *thats her thats the girl* and i like heard them saying stuff like *yah she's the one that she has it written on her bag* ..... it was so funny they started talking really loud in our crowded hallways while walking to class and saying *HEY IM GAY DOES THAT MEAN IM SIN??? HEY IM GAY* OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY.... and like i felt a sigh of releif! yes other people feel the same as me... well im not gay.. hahaha well.... hmmm *thinks about things all of you dont know* MUA HAHA!
lalala .... sooo many things i want to say but i can retain myself!

hah! so my friend bethany grabbed my ass today.. which was really odd coming from her cause she's my only like REALLY STRAIGHT friend... well besides heather prolly..... anywho... it was like... awkward.... but atleast it was a joking grab cause if not i'd be like..... uuh???? and so we all started laughing *me Jon and Beth* and i was like god bethany what kind of grab was that *makes hang motion* .... i mean if you really wanna grab someones ass you have to grab like this and get a nice squeeze *makes another hand motion* .... sooo she like was acting like she was going to do it again and i hid behind my portfolio! lol and as we were walking out she grabbed Jons ass ... It was soo funyn to watch him jump!

annnd then for the sad part of my day.... for the second time my friend Nick has told me that he is going to leave our school, like i knew he was but JEEZ KID WHY SUCH SHORT NOTICE?? (he just told me this morning) and sooooo like all day i was like.... ok i wont miss him that much... *not very sad at the moment* and then as the day went on it was like.... wow, this sucks ! i eman i see him like more than half my day usually.. im going to miss him so much!!! The funny thing is we always poke each other in class/hallways/on the bus ECT ECT.... and so i found out like a looong long time ago where he was ticklish and like ever since then like he's beeen trying to figure me out... and yesturday he finally got me!.. (im ticklish on my back by my sholders) sooo its like since then he's beeen driving me nuts... it not really the ticklish part but the Horny part that comes along with it..... soooo i was like when he would get me right where that spot was i would like jump up and have to swat at him like he does to me when i get him.... and he would triumphantly like cheer like YES I GOT YOU!! hahaha... soooo yah... fun times *CRIES* i'll miss him!
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

alll right stop, pajama time..
Hey you guys! whats up??? hmmmm

today.... uuuh i mean yesturday... i woke up ten minutes before my school bus was supposed to come soo i had to rush so i wouldnt miss it... i get outside .... and the bus is allready at the next stop.... you know what that was fine with me cause i got another hour of sleepp.... yay! i should do that more often. but i did feel bad going into my kindergarten class like 10 minutes late.

hehe i felt sooo special... in art class today while i was working on a project this kid brandon was like *man i wish i was that good cause i'd just sit and do art all day*.... i was like yes im awesome!! hahaha... well in my head i was like that.... wellll i'd write more but THE BATHROOM IS CALLING MY NAME!!!!

BYEE *please enjoy the email below*


Random E-mail
Women are clever

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks
in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it," he says, "because I've been having an affair
with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches.

Don't mess with them

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Sunday, March 20, 2005

babysitting.... dumdumdum
hey guys.. well right now its 3:19 am sunday morning and crystal and are waiting for her brother and his girlfriend to come back from wherever they are.... they left at like 8pm and were still waiting..... and now were beginning to wonder if their planning on coming here tonight....

oh well... atleast the kid is asleep.... but yah were getting kind of sleepy... hmmm sooo what happened over the last few days... hmmm

I gave my Presentation in rctc child care class... i had to Perform a story and f finger play (a finger play is where you sing a song to kids and have some hand movement) sooo i did that 5 little monkeys song... and then i told a story about 2 monkeys who live on 2 little islands right by each other and they want to be friends but there are sharks in the water and they dont wanna get eaten... lol anywho its a cute story.... OOOH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO JOIN US *WATCHES THEM WALK IN THE DOOR* oooh well they have only been gone like 7 hours.. *GLARES*

(ooh its her brother and his girlfriend finally walking in)

ok im going now ok BYEE!
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Friday, March 18, 2005

i <3 Goooold!!
hey ya'll!

i dont think anyone got the message when i asked if they'd go check out my friend's Jessi's site..... but heres a second try! everyone go to X Rainbow Cunt X's site! she's my friend!

so i was talking to my friend Nick about a funny word.. whats the funny word this time???? Well it's Schlong.... SCHLONG!!!!! its fun to say!! i was like i wish i was a guy cause i'd be like hey baby wanna suck on my schlong!?!?! and i kepty going on and on and on about it and soo when class was let out i met up with my friend heather and kyle and i was like OH MY GOD HEATHER!!! I LOST MY SCHLONG!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN IT!?!??!


sooo children the word of the day is schlong.... enjoy...

aww my little brother stepped on a sewing needle.... and now he is crying.... LUCKILY! I know where the band aids are... but he's still being a little shit and wimpering ...... blahh.... i like it when he's calm and quiet.... like when his ridalin kicks in!!

ok random fact about me!

I once almost hung myself on accident cause i was climbing a tree and i fell off and when i fell the hood of the coat i was wearing caught on a branck of the tree while i was falling.. Luckily a neighbor of my friend seen me because if not i prolly would be dead or have massive brain damage..

PS how do you all like the new theme! i need to make banners!
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Thursday, March 17, 2005

lalalalala blahblahblah
hello! how ya'll dooin? oooh ok so yesturday my friend kyle lemme borrow him Zelda and the windwaker game... and i let him borrow kingdom hearts.. and i keep getting stuck! but its ok cause i'll figure it out!!! lol.. Ohh! Everyone go to x rainbow cunt x's site! she's my friend Jessi from school! woooooooo!!! hmmm yah... nothing else important! ooh i wanna see this movie *stares at commercial* the one with Ashton Kutcher and uuh that comedian guy... (cant remember name....) he was ion Mr.3000 ,..... oh well./.. i wanna see that... lol erlakjskngg.kenb.k s.kqh45;qnw;lejrf;awejrg/lwKNE.LQJN53GR;QN;3ORNG;3O5RBVGHI35NGQ'OPNGVQ AAAAAAAHHHH..... ok im done BYE !
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

school skipper
Ok .. today i didnt have to go to school cause it was a half day and my child care class didnt have school at all.. soo i slept in this morning and at like 8 or 9 am i was woke up by ppl knocking on my windows.... mom yells *Amanda Heather is here*..... blah and i like dont really wear pajamas, i usually wear my clothes... minus the jeans i was wearing during the days... and i jump up and when i did a kitten fell on the floor so i wanted to cry cause i thought i hurt it..... soooo i hear knock knock knock ..... and im like *AAAAHHHHH HOLD ON I HOPE MY CAT DOESNT DIE CAUSE IT WAS JUST FLUNG ON THE FLOOR CAUSE OF PEOPLE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!!!!!* finally i threw on some pants and let my friend heather and her boyfriend kyle (who is also my friend) into my room.... we just hung out.. they oogled over the kittens for like a half an hour or more...... and then i shown them some video files and at like 1030 we took kyle up to the schoolso he could catch the bus back and he missed it so we had to take him home b4 his brother got there soo his mom would catch him skipping........ buuut b4 that we had to take her sister paige home.... but her sister had allready called home for a ride soooo heather had to give her sister an excuse to tell their mom so she wouldnt get heather in trouble for skipping....... (Jeez bad skipping kids... lol)

so then she took kyle home and we went to her house where we had lunch (peaches and then grilled cheese... mmm) and she did i henna ! woot! i'll post some pictures!! eventually

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

boogers, nose bleeds, and people who just cant take it anymore...
ok..... so today i didnt have my usual kindergarten class to work in sooo i got put in a head start class which is like year 3-4.
They were so cutem, and i got to play dress up and have snack and play and have fun in gym.. wooo
this one little girl kept coming up to me in the middle of gym class and throwing her arms outward and yelling *i just cant take it anymore*..... hahaha she's destined to have problems in her future... hahaha..... hmm then a little by had like issues with blowing his nose.... gross... he'd sneeze and walk around with the boogers like down his face.... EWW! and right as im leaving a little boy got a nose bleed! wow how eventful! im kind of sad that i'll like never see them again!
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