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Friday, May 5, 2006
Interview with Sanzo
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^Interview with Sanzo^
Hey there!Today we have a special guest!!Please put your hands together for our favourite grumpy old monk!*everyone claps while Sanzo walks in*
me:So Mr.Sanzo.How does it feel everyday kicking demon butt?
Sanzo:it's a pain and so are you
me:*ahem* i'll pretend I didn't hear that...next question. So how do you feel about your friends?
me: yes, your friends, you know, Hakkai, Goku, and Gojyo?
Sanzo: OH!them...they're not my friends their my slaves.
me:*quirks my eyebrows*okayyyy...someone's got issues.
sanzo: you better as hell not be talking about me!
me: yeah! What if I am!!Huh!What you gonna do?
Sanzo: *gets off chair*
me:*thinks I wish i never said that*gomen ne baldy!
Sanzo:*pulls out gun*
me:SECURITY!!!*men in black come and drag yelling sanzo away...far away..*
Sanzo: Get your hand off me..*beeep**beeep* you *beeep!!!
me:okay...next time join us for another guest star, Saitou!tata for now!!
*sanzo's shouts can still be heard*
^Interview with Saitou^
me:Today I'm proud to present an honourable man, Saitou Hajime!*crowd is silent as Saitou walks in*
Saitou:*pulls out cigarette*Where the hell am I.*looks to me* Who the hell are you?
me:I am the most popular t.v star who interviews anime ppl!
Saitou:My wife said she had a surprise for me.This better not be some sort of a trick.
me:oh take a seat Saitou, it's only a t.v show
me:*wonders how he got here in the first place*O.o...So Mr.Saitou,*read off paper* what does your motto Aku.Soku.Jan mean?
Saitou:It's Aku.Soku.Zan you moron.Get it right.*I'm outta here.*walks off stage*
me:*grabs his arm*NO!!YOU MUST STAY!!
*Saitou flings me off and leaves*
me:*sniff**suddenly gets angry*COME BACK HERE WOLF OF MIBU!
*chases Saitou into parking lot*
man in crowd:soo...who wants to get a pizza?
crowd:ME! I DO!!Lets's go!!
*everyone rushes away*
^interview with Sanzo-ikkou^
Love Is Sarting
me:*huff huff*After chasing Saitou around I STILL HAVE TO INTERVIEW PEOPLE!!
director:well..i'm sorry but we have to> We already promised the Sanzo-ikkou.
me:*heart eyes* never mind I'll do it!!
me:welcome to the show where you get to meet all of your fav anime characters!Today we have three!!Put your hands together for Goku, Hakkai and Gojyo!!*crowd goes wild*
Goku:wow this place is awesome!Where's the food I was promised?*goku looking around while sitting down*
Gojyo:*goes up to me*my my what do we have here?
Hakkai:now now Gojyo we're her guest, be nice...
Gojyo:oh I will!*puts arm around me*
Sanzo:*comes outta nowhere with gun and starts shooting*HANDS OFF!!!!
Gojyo:oh..she's you're woman, I see how it is.Jealous mmm?
Goku:WOW!!Sanzo I didn't know you had a girlfriend..
me:I'm NOT his girlfriend and how the hell did you get out of jail?
Sanzo:I'm a Genjo priest what do you think?
me:Oh a smart***.Morons like you should be kept locked up!
Sanzo:*pulls out gun again*Care to repeat that?
Hakkai:Now, now look at you two!You guys look like an old married couple..
Sanzo&me:WHAT!!!*we attack Hakkai*
Goku:hey gojyo let's go..I'm hungry!
Gojyo:For once I agree with you monkey.Let's leave loverboy alone Hakkai...
Hakkai:*Has a bunch of bruises*o...k...
*Goku,Gojyo, and Hakkai leave*
Sanzo:soo..do you wanna get something to drink?
Sanzo:I SAID..do you wanna get a drink!!Are you deaf?!!*also blushing*
me:*starts laughing*alright. just so you'll stop shooting holes into my studio..
Sanzo:hmpp...woman...*Sanzo and I both leave*
^In a coffee shop^
me:*sips on drink*Thank you sooo much Sanzo but I really think I've alreadt taken enough time off work. The director will be pissed!
Sanzo:Fine...whatever..but don't think that you're going to be doing those interviews one your own!
me:huh?What are you talking about?
Sanzo:I MEAN that I'm not leaving you alone with all those weirdo's like Gojyo. Creeps like him should be the one's locked up!
*Sanzo and me have no idea that Gojyo, along with Hakkai and Goku are in the booth behind them and are listening to every word*
Gojyo: Who's he calling a creep?Just because women like me and all..
Hakkai:now now..*muffling laughs*be nice to each other.
me:actually I think that Gojyo's quit the gentlemen.
Sanzo:Hmmp...he's just a moron
me:*thinking he is jealous*And the one with those green eyes, Now he was handsome!
Sanzo:More like a pansy
me:*He IS jealous..this is gonna be fun*And that cute adormable boy!
Sanzo:*stomps up*He's nothing but a pain in the butt!Now move it we're headin back!
me:mmm..oh and what did you meen you weren't going to leave me alone on the job?
Sanzo:*pulls out gun*It's just as it sounds
*we both walk out*
Goku:Did you hear that!She called me cute
Gojyo:come one monkey and pretty boy, we have some spying to do!
^Interview with Jinn, Mugen and Fuu^
me:Well!Sorry for my recent running off stage and things.I also have a new bodygaurd that's on stage at all times, Mr.Sanzo.*Sanzo standing right behind me with gun in hand*well today we have three of my fave's!!say hello Jinn, Mugen and Fuu!
Jinn:..where am I?...explain...
Mugen:Hey, I don't care where we are as long as there's something in it for me!
Fuu:Oh stop being so impolite!No wonder you two are always on trouble!
Me:well you get money!*pulls out bills and coins*
Jinn:*takes money and examines it*It's Japanese but...I'm unfamiliar with it.
Fuu*Takes money from Jinn*Where can we use it?
Mugen:*Forcefully takes money from Fuu*If it's useless then let's get rid of it!*cuts all the money into pieces*
me:THAT'S IT!!OUUUTTTT!!!MORON, THAT WAS GOOD MONEY!!
*Jinn and Fuu walk away bewildered*
Fuu:okay*follows Jinn off stage*
Mugen:No way!What if I don't wanna!?
Sanzo:*Takes out gun and starts shooting*You will other wise you'll have some holes in places where you don't want them!
*sanzo and mugen start fighting and finally Jinn comes back in to drag Morgen away*
Mugen:HEYY!!*all of them leave*
me:wel..*ahem*join me again next time for another fun filled episode!*thinks how come I can never have a normal interview?*
me:welcome back, today, for once, I think we'll have a NORMAL interview 'cause we have guest Sakura and her gaurdian Kero!
*Sakura and Kero walk in mind u Kero's in his teddy bear form*
Sakura:Hey Everyone!*waves to crowd*
Kero:Before we start I have to thank Clow for making us and my master Sakura for giving me a chance to serve her and...*goes on and on*
Sanzo:*twitches*since when did this place become a babysitting place?!!
me:awww but look at the costume she's wearing!
Sakura:oh this?Tomoyo made it for me!
me:really?could she possibly make me one?*Sakura and me go into private conversation while Kero keeps talking to crowd about himself and video games*
Sanzo:I can't take anymore!are you two here for and interview or not!!
me:*ahem* so you even get jealous when I talk to my interviewers.mmm??
Sanzo:I don not!!*blushes*
*sanzo and me fight*
Sakura:well this is unexpected
kero:always prepare for the unexpected Sakura.These two appear to be lovers!
*laughter is heard from behind stage*
Sanzo:Alright!Who's behind there!*shoot bullets everywhere so backstage frame falls down revealing Hakkai, Gojyo, and Goku running away*Damn stupid slaves...*mutters more stuff*
me:*sigh* sorry Sakura but I guess we'll have to cut this one short. Hope to see you again soon!
Sakura:Yeah!Bye!*Sakura and Kero walk off stage*
Sanzo:COME BACK HERE!!*chases Hakkai,Gojyo and Goku*
me:8sigh*what am I going to do with you?